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[TheSlySoul]

Superman is a sadist in BvS, with his supersenses he knows that Holly Hunter has a jar of piss on her desk, and he just stares at her, smiling internally

Then after the fact, he looks like he forgot his wallet...

 

[Sibersk Esto]

"Whatever happened to the Man of Tomorrow?" is legitimately one of the saddest stories I've ever read.

 

[Bronx-Man]

1) Secret Identity
2) Birthright
3) All-Star
4) What's So Funny About Truth, Justice, & the American Way?
5) For The Man Who Has Everything
6) Red Son
7) Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
8) Superman for All Seasons
9) Peace on Earth
10) It's a Bird

You put Red Son too low.

 

[Toa TAK]

1) Secret Identity
2) Birthright
3) All-Star
4) What's So Funny About Truth, Justice, & the American Way?
5) For The Man Who Has Everything
6) Red Son
7) Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
8) Superman for All Seasons
9) Peace on Earth
10) It's a Bird

Why did you swap Birthright and All Star, Bobby?

Is there something wrong with you?

 

[orthodoxy1095]

1) Secret Identity
2) Birthright
3) All-Star
4) What's So Funny About Truth, Justice, & the American Way?
5) For The Man Who Has Everything
6) Red Son
7) Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
8) Superman for All Seasons
9) Peace on Earth
10) It's a Bird

I forgot about "For All Seasons." Love that one too. Those are all great ones though.

 

[Scientist Supreme!]

I can't believe someone thought this movie was okay to release.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Wait, apparently Flash and Aquaman were in this movie?

Like, uh, where?

There's an entire sequence where they introduced the JL characters. Did you step out for a few minutes?

 

[Phediuk]

There's an entire sequence where they introduced the JL characters. Did you step out for a few minutes?

No, but I legit do not remember this part at all.

 

[Not]

Zack Snyder knows moviegoers don't care about this shit. They want to see Superman brood and get his ass kicked by a psychopath with a pointy eared helmet

 

[Gordon Shumway]

There's an entire sequence where they introduced the JL characters. Did you step out for a few minutes?

lol..lots of people went on pee breaks during the movie. Don't know why they buy gallons of soda to drink in a cold theater.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Well since Snyder is gonna stay on board, the next Superman movie should just completely diverge from the main storyline and maybe it'll be weird enough to be good. Supes vs Ultrasphix anyone?

 

[Alienous]

I can't believe someone thought this movie was okay to release.

The rumoured internal panic makes sense.

I could imagine seeing this movie as a WB exec and wondering what the fuck you had done letting Snyder have the keys to one of your biggest movie franchises.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Well since Snyder is gonna stay on board, the next Superman movie should just completely diverge from the main storyline and maybe it'll be weird enough to be good. Supes vs Ultrasphix anyone?

We're gonna get Injustice: The Movie. I can feel it.

 

[Palabrah]

lol..lots of people went on pee breaks during the movie. Don't know why they buy gallons of soda to drink in a cold theater.

He's trolling. Flash shows up damn twice. Once with explicit logos on their Mpeg files. The entire movie stops for it. Or he didn't actually see the movie.

 

[Radec]

Wait, apparently Flash and Aquaman were in this movie?

Like, uh, where?

Remember

Spoiler

the files that Bats hacked out of Lex? WW browsed through it and 1 folder contains 4 logos. Each has a video of WW, Cyborg, Flash, and Aquaman.

 

[Toa TAK]

We're gonna get Injustice: The Movie. I can feel it.

Please, God, no.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

No, but I legit do not remember this part at all.

You don't remember

Spoiler

when Wonder Woman received an email from Bruce? The one with her picture from almost 100 years ago? It had surveillance footage attached of the Flash, Aquaman, and Cyborg

.

 

[Phediuk]

You don't remember

Spoiler

when Wonder Woman received an email from Bruce? The one with her picture from almost 100 years ago? It had surveillance footage attached of the Flash, Aquaman, and Cyborg

.

Okay I remember the photo but I don't remember the footage at all.

 

[inky]

Zack Snyder knows moviegoers don't care about this shit. They want to see Superman brood and get his ass kicked by a psychopath with a pointy eared helmet

Nah, it's about the deep themes, and how real this world is. That's why they are better than Marvel, they are not pure escapism, they challenge me intellectually and psychologically. They really tell you something deep and make you think.

faoradbzfight.gif

Spoiler

She's so hot

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

No, but I legit do not remember this part at all.

That is some impressive checking-out, haha. I mean, I was no fan of the movie at all, but still..

Spoiler

Wonder Woman opens an email from Bruce that has her picture from Belgium 1918 and all the meta-human files with video footage (complete with character logos) that he stole from Luthor. She clicks on each one and you see footage of Flash, Aquaman, and Cyborg. The entire sequence is at least a couple of minutes long.

Flash also appears at the end of the desert knightmare dream sequence although I didn't know who the hell it was supposed to be when I saw it.

 

[Alienous]

The film has a few redeeming moments after it starts to go downhill, but my favourite is that the critical reception has been so poor. It really deserved that, and Justice League is going to fall on its face if it isn't much better.

They've already played their 'see Batman and Superman on screen together for the first time' card, heck Wonder Woman too, and nobody gives a shit about seeing Aquaman, so Justice League better be a good film if it wants to do better at the box office than this one.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

The film has a few redeeming moments after it starts to go downhill, but my favourite is that the critical reception has been so poor. It really deserved that, and Justice League is going to fall on its face if it isn't much better.

They've already played their 'see Batman and Superman on screen together for the first time' card, heck Wonder Woman too, and nobody gives a shit about seeing Aquaman, so it better be a good film if it wants to do better at the box office than this one.

Not if he's gonna be looking like he's holding his breath the whole movie lol..

 

[Bronx-Man]

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[Scientist Supreme!]

The film has a few redeeming moments after it starts to go downhill, but my favourite is that the critical reception has been so poor. It really deserved that, and Justice League is going to fall on its face if it isn't much better.

They've already played their 'see Batman and Superman on screen together for the first time' card, heck Wonder Woman too, and nobody gives a shit about seeing Aquaman, so Justice League better be a good film if it wants to do better at the box office than this one.

I have no clue why anyone would care about a Justice League movie after seeing this.
Unless you want to see a group of assholes who have no chemistry or camaraderie fight Darkseid.

 

[Blader]

I should really get around to reading Birthright. I've had it sitting around forever, don't know why it's taken me so long to read.

 

[Nemesis121]

Just got back movie isn't bad sheeesh i thought I was going to see a cluster fuck trainwreck in the end i saw a movie that was 30mins too long and some parts were poorly edited, also the final battle is lame, and Jesse's Lex wasn't the worst character in the movie, Superman was...

 

[Dash_Riprock]

I have no clue why anyone would care about a Justice League movie after seeing this.
Unless you want to see a group of assholes who have no chemistry or camaraderie fight Darkseid.

But hey it'll with Supes snapping someone's neck again and then crying about it.

 

[okdakor]

Not if he's gonna be looking like he's holding his breath the whole movie lol..

And squinting, trying to keep his eyes opened

 

[3phemeral]

Now we need a BvS version, where someone says offscreen:

Spoiler

"Its okay, building was empty as was every other one he demolished!"

Maybe it needs more kissing.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Just got back movie isn't bad sheeesh i thought I was going to see a cluster fuck trainwreck in the end i saw a movie that was 30mins too long and some parts were poorly edited, also the final battle is lame, and Jesse's Lex wasn't the worst character in the movie, Superman was...

Fuck that. AT LEAST he barely spoke in this. That fuckstick Luthor needs his hands tied and his larynx crushed..

Maybe it needs more kissing.

 

[Garlador]

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Oh man. That's going to be amazing.

Silver lining on every cloud. Well, that and the Sad Affleck meme.

 

[orthodoxy1095]

Maybe it needs more kissing.

oh shit, this is perfect now. the saga is complete

 

[orochi91]

Maybe it needs more kissing.

Lmao

 

[ultracal31]

Oh man. That's going to be amazing.

Silver lining on every cloud. Well, that and the Sad Affleck meme.

If anything I can't wait for the half in the bag review of this

 

[2002whitegt]

I don't know if it was because I was expecting a complete disaster, but this wasn't as bad as critics make it out to be.

Yeah some of the editing and jumping from scene to scene is a bit much, but some parts, like Batman and Wonder Woman were awesome

Spoiler

but I guess this Batman version is ok with killing

I'm actually interested in the DCU now.

 

[Seesaw15]

Maybe it needs more kissing.

Gotta remove the red underwear.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Maybe it needs more kissing.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Just got back movie isn't bad sheeesh i thought I was going to see a cluster fuck trainwreck in the end i saw a movie that was 30mins too long and some parts were poorly edited, also the final battle is lame, and Jesse's Lex wasn't the worst character in the movie, Superman was...

I mean that's a lot of things wrong haha

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Maybe it needs more kissing.

Perfect. Colour just needs to be closer to Man of Steel's colour grading lol.

 

[Dai101]

Maybe it needs more kissing.

Fuck.

FUCK

FUUCK!!!!!!!!!!



Midnight Screenings - Dave and Sarah v Batman v Superman

Poor dave, dude is like he just got back from 'Nam

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Please, God, no.

There's no harm to getting a pathway to the dimensions plotline. If u gotta jump the shark, best to go over the moon.

 

[TheSlySoul]

Midnight Screenings - Dave and Sarah v Batman v Superman

Poor dave, dude is like he just got back from 'Nam

Watching Dave and Sarah now.
Dave looks so broken. Sarah sounds like my view of it.
Edit: Brad and Brian are also good: http://youtu.be/FFTnOHp6ArA

 

[Dash_Riprock]

Maybe it needs more kissing.

Perfect.

 

[Alienous]

Midnight Screenings - Dave and Sarah v Batman v Superman

"Superman is kind of like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen"

Yeah, he is. How did I not make that connection.

That's why he sucks so much. He's a cold, detached, 'above it all' being, the complete opposite of comic Superman who is as down to Earth as a person can get.

 

[Bleepey]

My weekend will not be complete until Ben Affleck reacts to Sadfleck

Probably beaten like BVS by the critics but check Affleck's Twitter.

 

[golem]

Maybe it needs more kissing.

LOL

 

[sabertoothzombie]

Just came out of it. Yeah they did pack alot into it, but it was nowhere near as bad as everyone made it out to be. I enjoyed it and would watch again

 

[Bleepey]

So one of these threads needs a poll. Just a "Did you like BvS, Y/N?" poll.

I feel like I'm seeing a decent number of people come into these threads to say they liked it, but most of them peace out after that one post. Meanwhile a lot of the people who hate it make like 100 posts each (bananafactory, cough).

This could just be confirmation bias though. Hence why we need a poll. We need hard data.

Duckroll, Ghaelon, somebody? Be the hero GAF deserves?

I've been saying this over and over again. But use a 1-10 or 1-5 scale.

 

[Tansut]

Maybe it needs more kissing.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Omg what is Snyder puts himself into the next DC movie as Superboy-Prime??? Dat symbolism.