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Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread: Don't believe everything you read, Son

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I feel like we saw different movies. The motivation for the big fight was "But Superman is super strong and I had a bad dream where he ruled the world."

With respect, maybe we did see different movies! For me, Batman wanted to stop Superman because of all the collateral damaged he caused during his fight with Zod as well as the current controversies surrounding him. This version of Batman was one who was old, tired and felt like he made no difference in the world. He thought that defeating Superman would finally make an impact in the world that would be felt by everyone.

For Superman, he was being played by Luthor! I mean he had Supes' fucking mom and was going to burn her alive! Superman tried to tell Batman but he was deadset on stopping him.

Pretty hight stakes in my opinion. Batman really thinks he may die but wants to go out in a blaze of glory while Superman is being forced to kill to save those he loves! It was a tragedy.
 
Why did Superman leave that downed Kryptonian ship in the center of the city for 18 months? Why didn't he just throw the damn thing into the sun?
 
To Batman, even if Superman is good now... doesn't mean he will always be good. To him it's very likely that Superman is one bad day away from killing millions. And he doesn't want to take that chance.

You know, if this movie was better written, this would be brought up in some way. Batman would acknowledge that he is going to kill superman for the danger he poses alone. Meaning he's not just ready to kill, but he's ready to kill a person that he has reason to believe is innocent of any wrong doing. It would be a difficult thing for batman to acknowledge, but I would atleast respect the dilemma. It'd be like how terrorist soldiers strap bombs to kids and send them out against us soldiers, and soldiers have to decide if they're going to shoot kids because they are going to be a major danger if they don't.

But it all plays with Batman being so oblivious. He builds up this hate boner that he drops when he gets the slightest shred of empathy for the guy. It plays off like he just never considered the possibility that superman might just be a nice guy that goes around helping as best he can.
 
Yo wtf??

Ok, the only part of the plot from the first half of the movie that felt like things tied together more coherently was the Superman/Lois/Daily Planet/trial stuff. It feels like the rumors about WB demanding more Batman was true since it's like there is a Superman sequel plot (that is kind of boring and not fleshed out) but then there is a bunch of Batman scenes that don't feel they add much to the plot (besides that MoS flashback).

Superman barely says anything despite so much of the story revolving around him and Batman keeps talking despite so little of the plot actually involving him. Even for what is supposed to be some ideological difference between the two, it's more about people monologuing about these ideas than confronting each other about it, you know, in a way that treats them like actual characters with actual motivations and that helps propel the narrative rather than be little breaks in the story where every speech deserves it's own scene that adds almost nothing of substance to the overall plot.

This story is so poorly executed and so inefficiently told, it's hard to believe it's 2.5 hours long and so complicated to follow while also being so shallow. I can't imagine a 3 hour cut would save the film from itself. Every compelling moment is a footnote and what gets the bulk of the runtime is imagery and Snyder's overly self-serious attempt at depth and emotion.

It's also weird that Lex is so over the top and hammy, but he's arguably never funny. He delivers lines in a peculiar way, which can be funny, but his lines are almost always played serious and self-important like even least serious character doesn't even have a sense of humor. It feels like such a disconnect since I kept waiting for him to go beyond the eccentricities and ticks to poke more fun, in a way that makes his character seem surprisingly sharp and deceptive, but it's like Eisenberg came with a take on the character that isn't on the page. If he would have just reeled it in some, it would have been a good performance instead of distracting and obnoxious.
 
You know, if this movie was better written, this would be brought up in some way. Batman would acknowledge that he is going to kill superman for the danger he poses alone.
That's pretty much what he says in his conversation with Alfred...
 
Yeah I really enjoyed it. My biggest complaint is it felt like they were trying to cram four movies worth of history into one film.
 
That's pretty much what he says in his conversation with Alfred...
I mean, he does, but he says it with hated. He's angry and vicious that superman exists. He can say that he's doing it because of the danger superman poses, but the way he actually acts when he fights superman, prolonging the fight unnecessarily just to hurt and humiliate him as much as possible works against that statement.

He doesn't come off as someone who has to face the idea of killing an innocent person because external factors might force him to one day be a danger. Anger isn't the response to that kind of situation, it's sadness, atleast when the person in question isn't a fucking cunt of a human being.

And, of course, nothing has changed through the movie. Superman is as much a threat post Martha scene as he is before it. He just changed his mind because he finally empathized for the first time with superman. He realizes he's a nice guy, so what, now he's immune to bad days?

Batman may say it's about the danger superman poses, and that might be the root cause of what batman feels, but the reasons for why he does what he does seem more rooted in fear of the other than a desire to eliminate a threat that is too powerful to be contained.

Because the last story batman was confronted with an innocent threat, he reacted like this:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jWHHsdE_oQg

Don't pay attention to that he spares her. That's just a consequence of what is really happening and not the point I'm making here. Pay attention to the fact that he refuses to let his fear control him. Pay attention that he refuses to look at ace as an enemy just because she exists and is powerful. That he sees her as human and worthy of compassion. Maybe Batman might have killed her in some other universe because he felt he had to, but I don't see him ever hating her just for being, like he does with superman.
 
Was anyone else waiting for Lex and the Senator to start fucking when they were getting cozy in his study?
When she says "You can call me whatever you want" I was like "Wow, this isnt where I expected this to go."

That said, those "conversations" were my least favourite part of the whole film. It felt like both sides of the script were written for different conversations and attempts at one liners, making it all feel like complete nonsense.
 
Is anyone asking why they didn't write it so that Lois could just pass the spear to Wonder Woman instead of letting Superman make himself sick with it? I kinda feel like he died for nothing when he had an equal on his side that could have been just as effective with it.

I guess we really needed to see the Lasso.

requoting my post for this:

lol. the film making crew for this movie hasn't a single person with common sense/logic. it works like this:

guys, we need to have a cool fight scene at the shipyard - ok so we have them transport the kryptonite by ship. perfect. done.

sensible person on the team would say: but luthor has choppers, they wouldn't use ships. let's rework.


guys, we need to have superman sacrifice himself in the end - ok so he will stab doomsday at close, he will be weakened by kryptonite and doomsday will stab him. perfect. done.

sensible person on the team would say: but wonder woman is much more adept with a weapon, supes and bat can simply get the spear to her, supes wouldn't risk being weakened by the kryptonite and failing the job. let's rework.


guys, we need to xxxxx - ok so yyyyy.


they are such shitty writers. they're already paid millions of dollars they don't have to work for it. so we get half assed writing.
 
I am reading this interview of Zack Snyder and I just shook my head at it...



http://www.gamesradar.com/zack-snyder-teases-flash-cameo-batman-v-superman/
I had to stop myself from laughing hysterically at that part. Coming after the Knightmare dream sequence was off putting, but I got what they were trying to do since both scenes mention the importance of Lois, one of the only times they bother to have a narrative thread loosely tying together 2 seemingly disconnected scenes. The way it suddenly cuts back to Bruce to this weird guy sticking out of the wall was so bizzare that the way he says he is too soon with zero context was like he was breaking the fourth wall referencing that he was appearing in the franchise too soon.
 
I really liked it. It absolutely has some flaws. I think the positive aspects of the movie out weigh the negative in my opinion. I fucking loved the Batman vs Superman fight. It definitely worked for me. However the worst part of the movie was the way the fight ended, with Batman completely changing his entire attitude towards Superman because their mothers share the same name. That pissed me off, but not enough from keeping me from enjoying the movie. Batman was an absolute bad ass. I didn't mind the few people he purposely killed. It's a Batman that has obviously seen some shit over the last 20 years, so I found it believable for the most part.

I also still really like Cavil's Superman. I just don't understand the complaints about how he comes off as emotionless, but that's just me. Wonder Woman definitely seemed a bit shoe horned in at times. Could of honestly done without the other super hero cameo's. I'd give it a 7.5. I liked Man of Steel just a bit more.
 
Because time travel is one of the worst concepts in fiction and this gives them something of an out.

Although everything Flash told him was completely meaningless in this film, given Lois had no use in the film.

That's because the Flash warning had nothing to do with this film.

It's setting up a plot for a later movie.

That isn't to say it's a good idea, just that it'll make sense in a few years time when the Justice League movies are all out.
 
I think there is a place for a dark, moody super hero movie that takes itself seriously and isn't light hearted. And the moment someone makes a good one, I'll let you guys know.
Agreed. The film's first moments show promise that it could happen, but basically after the first 20 minutes the movie loses focus on the one interesting potential plot and becomes a hodge podge of nonsense.

Such a shame. I really was interested in seeing how Superman would redeem himself by the end of the movie, or perhaps not, and he sends the world into chaos. After all, the movie asks us "Must there be a Superman?" If they didn't haven the balls to answer that question for us, at least have a plot that allows us to wonder for ourselves instead of ending in a generic super hero brawl.

The movie's greatest weakness isn't its bleak or dark tone, it's the inconsistent plot. If they managed to maintain ONE plot from the beginning to end at least it would've been competent.

Such a shame :/
 
Am I crazy? I thought the movie was quite good! I'm a diehard comic fan.

This gets 30% and Furious 7 gets great reviews? Am I in bizarro world?

Average reviews on RT are 5/10 for BvS and 6.7/10 for F7. I wouldn't call that great. The RT % score can vary more widely because it's just an average of a binary 'fresh/rotten' rating from the critics. It's to give you a feel of whether the movie is worth watching instead of a traditional rating. It a way of distilling the opinion of the critic down to what ultimately matters.
 
That's because the Flash warning had nothing to do with this film.

It's setting up a plot for a later movie.

That isn't to say it's a good idea, just that it'll make sense in a few years time when the Justice League movies are all out.
They even could've put this stuff at the end or in a post credit sequence and it would've functioned as a good way to keep us interested in the series instead of smack dab in the middle of this dumb slug fest
 
I feel like we saw different movies. The motivation for the big fight was "But Superman is super strong and I had a bad dream where he ruled the world."

yeah, and that he lost his friends he worked with that died in that building. But yeah, besides that and the media and Congress piling on making him out to be an out of control God, he did nothing...
 
How can Superman hear Lois from the other side of the globe but not hear his mom get kidnapped?

Again, Lex knew how to hide things from Superman, he was analizing everything Kriptonian related for 18 months, Superman could not hear a bomb with enough power to completly destroy capitol building, Batman in the other hand was an expert in his own city on how to locate anything, Superman knew he had a better chance than him and on the same time Realized that he alone could not do everything.
 
Hell no.

As much hate you can place on the movie... the dream was not the main reason why Batman was motivated to take on Superman.

The plans to steal the Kryptonite to take on Superman were WELL IN MOTION before that dream even took place.

Batman wanted to take out Superman because Superman wiped out a damn near city by just fighting. Batman has gone through 20 years of Gotham where good guys kept turning bad (like say Two Face). Coupled that with the loss of his employees at the hands of Superman and the Senate bombing in which Superman was presumably involved (from his eyes) and with Luthor egging him on with the mailed messages ("you failed your family" works on multiple angles for Batman)... Batman was more than ready to take on Superman well before that Knightmare sequence came into play.

To Batman, even if Superman is good now... doesn't mean he will always be good. To him it's very likely that Superman is one bad day away from killing millions. And he doesn't want to take that chance.

There was an entire dialogue with Alfred where he goes over why he wants to do this just so the average movie goer is able to pick it up in big bold letters. That's why the nightmare sequence could've been taken out entirely... Batman was already well on his way to take on Superman by then.

this is absolute shit. lazy writing to give batman some kind of motivation to go vs superman. worlds greatest detective doesn't know superman actually saved the planet? lol. would have been a much better movie if they paired them right from the start. watch the animated vs. movies to see what I mean.
 
Again, Lex knew how to hide things from Superman, he was analizing everything Kriptonian related for 18 months, Superman could not hear a bomb with enough power to completly destroy capitol building, Batman in the other hand was an expert in his own city on how to locate anything, Superman knew he had a better chance than him and on the same time Realized that he alone could not do everything.

That doesn't explain why Superman didn't hear the actual off-the-street kidnapping of his mother.
 
this is absolute shit. lazy writing to give batman some kind of motivation to go vs superman. worlds greatest detective doesn't know superman actually saved the planet? lol. would have been a much better movie if they paired them right from the start. watch the animated vs. movies to see what I mean.
20 years in Gotham, how many good remain, how many stayed that way

If there's even a 1 percent chance

Bruce, weary, paranoid and afraid of whan an unchecked or corrupted "alien" can do. After 20 years in Gotham, seeing his friends killed, and others turn, he is past the point of return and decides this Superman is a ticking timebomb.

I mean, I don't get what is hard to understand about his motivation. It's clear as day.
 
this is absolute shit. lazy writing to give batman some kind of motivation to go vs superman. worlds greatest detective doesn't know superman actually saved the planet? lol. would have been a much better movie if they paired them right from the start. watch the animated vs. movies to see what I mean.
batman is a detective. not a psychiatrist. did we even see the same movie?
 
That doesn't explain why Superman didn't hear the actual off-the-street kidnapping of his mother.

You mean in Kansas? The Same way He didnt hear Lois when she got kidnaped at the Airport most probrably, quick enough for him not to take notice. And He is like more in tune with Lous because she is most likely to be in trouble, Clark wasnt expecting for anyone to know about his identity.
 
You'd think that 18 months of nothing cataclysmic happening would temper Bruce's anger at Superman.

How about get to know the guy behind the cape in that year and a half, instead of waking up angry and yelling at Alfred. Batman's dumb.
 
this is absolute shit. lazy writing to give batman some kind of motivation to go vs superman. worlds greatest detective doesn't know superman actually saved the planet? lol. would have been a much better movie if they paired them right from the start. watch the animated vs. movies to see what I mean.
No matter what writing they have to put Superman against Batman is going to filled with lazy/bad writing. These two characters fighting goes against their character.

The only VS animated movie between the two is TDKR which this movie is based on. Stuff like World's Finest those two never actually fought each other.
 
You'd think that 18 months of nothing cataclysmic happening would temper Bruce's anger at Superman.

How about get to know the guy behind the cape in that year and a half, instead of waking up angry and yelling at Alfred. Batman's dumb.

You haven't caused another cataclysm in a while, let's get a cup of coffee and talk about thangs.
 
On a brighter note, I thought the opening Metropolis scene was incredible, sans the random horse.

The NYPD has horses

OWShorses.jpg


Is not far-fetched that metropolis PD has horses too.
 
You'd think that 18 months of nothing cataclysmic happening would temper Bruce's anger at Superman.

How about get to know the guy behind the cape in that year and a half, instead of waking up angry and yelling at Alfred. Batman's dumb.

Bruce, the same guy who is breaking bones of bad guys after 30+ years of his parents murder?

He got obsesed to the point he couldnt notice how Lex Luthor was playing everyone.
 
They could have done a straight adaptation of TDKR.
For all the Justice League stuff, they could have had a 15 minute post credit sequence.
 
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