My thought processes before, during and after this demo:
1. Only 3GB, huh? That seems a little low for a modern game.
2. The entire demo is a dream? OK I guess.
3. Ah, that voice acting. Yep, this is a modern Final Fantasy game, alright.
4. What are the orange collectibles for?
5. OK the combat controls fairly nicely but I wish I could swap the attack and defend buttons. Square is my hit button, damn it!
6. Doesn't appear that I can take damage. Well, it is a dream but come on this is getting repetitive.
7. Managing equipment is nice and simple. Love it.
8. OK so I've learned that Noctis is a prince, whose dad is barely there for him and who is a playful dreamer. Cool. I'm on board. Give me more story.
9. Holy balls, the surround sound is good in this game. Especially when it's raining.
10. Yep, combat is getting repetitive but the blue enemies are getting more varied. And it's giving me more powerful weapons if I find the item buttons.
11. Locked switches? Oh, is that what the collectibles are supposed to unlock? How many do I need?
12. Some of the switches spawn balls that I can kick around. Anything I'm supposed to do with that?
13. I can transform into creatures and vehicles if I step on the right switches. Random. That's not going to happen outside of this dream, I take it?
14. Cool, a boss!
15. Oh, NOW I can take damage.
16. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
17. Why am I so shit at this?
18. How do I heal?
19. Big sword does big damage, little sword lets me teleport to hang off objects in the environment. That is neat.
20. Did it. Now to fight that boss 3 more times because that was awful.
21. The end. Well, I don't know if that contributed anything to the plot whatsoever. But it was fun.
22. No I'm not ordering the game. Don't make me feel guilty about that. I do want the game but fuck off with the PS store's prices. Plus I might want to trade it in later.