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[Cidd]

7 minutes before I get bored for 5 minutes then I want more in 5 minutes then I cry from blue balls for 10 minutes when she had already passed out.

 

[LeadenStride]

It has been stated like 10 times in this thread that it is just intercourse lol.

Got no time to read every post amidst the hours of love making everyone is occupied with.

 

[Principate]

I'm a virgin... I wonder how long I'm gonna last on my 1st time with a woman...

Probably not very long, it's to be expected.

 

[Az987]

That's what Vicodin is for!

Yes I'm willing to risk a drug habit to impress.

In 3 months when I say that's what heroin is for I may admit it was a mistake.

 

[WX3]

Been married to the same woman for 21 years and we normally will go once or twice a week and the times last from 5-20 at the most. Pretty spot on in our case.

 

[teepo]

if foreplay is included, we might not even reach intercourse. boy, do i love giving.

ten minutes without.

 

[Vampirolol]

The only thing I don't get is "we did it 3 times!" I hear often. Like, I always do at least 40 minutes but after I'm done, I'm done. Like, my body just wants to eat/sleep after that.

 

[WX3]

That's what Vicodin is for!

Yes I'm willing to risk a drug habit to impress.

In 3 months when I say that's what heroin is for I may admit it was a mistake.

You want to prolong, try Tramadol over vic. I used to be able to slam my dick in a car door on those things.

 

[Kurita]

Depends on the position.

Doggy style, i can go forever.idk y

Teach me your ways, doggy style means I'm done in 2 minutes

 

[Gentleman Jack]

30 to 60 mins on ave

Is that it?

 

[Lan Dong Mik]

lol iunderstoodthisreference.gif

 

[Principate]

Teach me your ways, doggy style means I'm done in 2 minutes

Doogy is like the easiest position, to contro your body due to minimal exhausation, controlling breathing, excite levels as well as others, should give a fair few minutes to as long as you like really.

 

[DOWN]

I wonder if this includes gay couples

Do you think that would skew the number longer or shorter?

 

[sheamus]

Is that it?

i think my girl get mad sometimes if we have dinner plans because a quickie is never really a quickie and it takes her a long time to fix her hair after

btw i got a BMW

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Doesn't alcohol help with lasting longer?

 

[TaterTots]

I'd say that's about right.

 

[Principate]

The only thing I don't get is "we did it 3 times!" I hear often. Like, I always do at least 40 minutes but after I'm done, I'm done. Like, my body just wants to eat/sleep after that.

Yeah I'm a one and done kinda guy very rare occassions two but she can hav multiple orgasms, while I can last as long as or short as I want but I'm basically done. After 4-5 orgasm I start getting jealous.

Doesn't alcohol help with lasting longer?

Sorta but It's more difficult to remain hard so it's not exactly a boon. More the opposite

 

[rambis]

Sex had so many different factors its hard to tell what they are surveying . Is it five minutes of pumping or is it 5 after all the kissing or maneuvering?

 

[Krejlooc]

What do women value more - length or girth?

Thick like pepsi can

 

[sheamus]

Doesn't alcohol help with lasting longer?

no not really. and to much can lead to whiskey dick

 

[Wag]

As long as I want it.

 

[FullMetaltech]

I go for about 20-30 minutes i think... i dont know for sure, but i think thats right.

That's about right. That's what I usually end up going for with the wife.

 

[Principate]

Thick like pepsi can

Yep it's girth

 

[MrHoot]

 

[MrToughPants]

I literally just had sex 15 minutes ago...started at 615pm and ended at 730pm...Didn't cum since I had to piss.

 

[Tarkus]

If I go more than 5-6 minutes then I must be drunk as fuck.

 

[Succinct Verbosity]

Never really timed it, but I want to say 30-40 minutes. Obviously if there wasn't a lot of position changes and shit inbetween it'd probably be way shorter.

 

[Principate]

I literally just had sex 15 minutes ago...started at 615pm and ended at 730pm...Didn't cum since I had to piss.

Sexy

 

[Platy]

Do you think that would skew the number longer or shorter?

I would think lesbians would increase the number and gays would decrease it ... or it is the u-haul joke in me talking =P

But then again lots of "fast sex whenever you can" would count the number down

 

[Angry Grimace]

GAFfer sex or normal people sex?

GAFfer sex: 30 min, 9 inch horse dick, woman produces enough lubrication for this to be no problem whatsoever, simultaneous orgasm from thrusting alone.

Normal sex: 6 minutes, 5.5 inch normal dick, use lube if it goes longer, dude busts - girl might need oral to get off

 

[Princess Carl]

I literally just had sex 15 minutes ago...started at 615pm and ended at 730pm...Didn't cum since I had to piss.

This makes me feel so much better you have no idea. Thank you.

 

[Dega]

A few days

 

[big_z]

reddit had a thread on the same subject a while ago. Same pattern, those that claim they last days were followed by the realists of both sexes. Reddit averaged 2-5 minutes intercourse, 15-35 total foreplay+sex. if youre stretching it out, youre either boring or suck at it.
Longer doesn't equal better in this case.

 

[darscot]

GAFfer sex or normal people sex?

GAFfer sex: 30 min, 9 inch horse dick, woman produces enough lubrication for this to be no problem whatsoever, simultaneous orgasm from thrusting alone.

Normal sex: 6 minutes, 5.5 inch normal dick, use lube if it goes longer, dude busts - girl might need oral to get off

Everytime I hear lube i think of Super Bad

 

[Dunlop]

Been married to the same woman for 21 years and we normally will go once or twice a week and the times last from 5-20 at the most. Pretty spot on in our case.

same boat

I get the time being a dick measuring stick in college, but at 40 with jobs, kids, extracurricular activities, school. Neither of us have any desire for a sex marathon lol.

 

[Shmuppers]

What is whiskey dick?

 

[grumble]

I literally just had sex 15 minutes ago...started at 615pm and ended at 730pm...Didn't cum since I had to piss.

That is horrible, I'm sorry to hear that. 75 minutes is seeing a doctor worthy.

 

[Riposte]

About the time it takes to speed run Dark Souls.

 

[y2dvd]

I'm at that Forest Gump speed.

 

[Maximo]

5.4? minutes Those poor women, their husbands/partners/one night stands better have good mouth game.

 

[Dirca]

Goddamn i hate all of you "Wife/gf wants it multiple times a day every day, i can last 30/60/90 minutes, all positions, wife/gf wants more later on....etc etc." people.

I consider it an act of God if my wife wants it more than twice a month and I do good to make it 4 minutes. Most of those times I think its more of just a pity fuck.

 

[GreatestHits]

What is whiskey dick?

You lose libido or sexual interest after you get drunk enough.

Since I'm on Gaf I thought I'd take the opportunity to say average for me is a about 120-240 minutes of pure steam engine locomotion, multiple orgasm sex (for her, I do it once, when I want to of course).

What would be cool is to see the same study done purely by only GAF members. Would love to get the lulz from those numbers.

 

[Cidd]

GAFfer sex or normal people sex?

GAFfer sex: 30 min, 9 inch horse dick, woman produces enough lubrication for this to be no problem whatsoever, simultaneous orgasm from thrusting alone.

Normal sex: 6 minutes, 5.5 inch normal dick, use lube if it goes longer, dude busts - girl might need oral to get off

Check and Check.

 

[Dunlop]

Goddamn i hate all of you "Wife/gf wants it multiple times a day every day, i can last 30/60/90 minutes, all positions, wife/gf wants more later on....etc etc." people.

I consider it an act of God if my wife wants it more than twice a month and I do good to make it 4 minutes. Most of those times I think its more of just a pity fuck.

pro tip #1 many of those people are lying
pro tip #2 wake your wife up with foreplay to expedite her being in the mood

 

[dab0ne]

That's like a record for stamina!

 

[Dirca]

pro tip #1 many of those people are lying
pro tip #2 wake your wife up with foreplay to expedite her being in the mood

Ya, forgot to add it was a good (but still sad) natured jelly rant.

 

[Lamel]

I only last 3 minutes, but I get my gf to orgasm 17 times during it.

 

[Az987]

You want to prolong, try Tramadol over vic. I used to be able to slam my dick in a car door on those things.

I don't think I want that....

 

[Kozak]

Shouldn't it last how long you want it to last?

There are times when my girlfriend and I can stretch it out to half an hour but there are also times where we can get it done in a couple minutes.

 

[HariKari]

Sex had so many different factors its hard to tell what they are surveying . Is it five minutes of pumping or is it 5 after all the kissing or maneuvering?

Not counting foreplay, 10-20m on average seems about right. Soreness becomes an issue any longer than that.