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[Goro Majima]

So basically, his political career has just ended, right?

At this level hopefully.

It dragged on far too long I think for him to have a serious shot in the future. It wouldn't be unprecedented to think otherwise (Reagan) but historically and statistically he's most likely done.

Hopefully the Tea Party dies with him.

 

[The Technomancer]

I laughed out loud when Cruz praised Carly for being such a great running mate

...for about a week

 

[Africanus]

This is all Obama's fault.

 

[Vicetrailia]

So what now Cruz supporters?

 

[qcf x2]

Please sequence this with the faces of Jeb, Rubio and Cruz. PLEASE.

 

[exmachina64]

All hail the God-Emperor, Donald J. Trump!

 

[Loxley]

 

[echoshifting]

I can't believe he deprived us of a contested convention

What a selfish man

Right? Just monstrous. History will judge him for this

 

[Nickle]

Future God King Donald Trump laughs.

 

[braves01]

No, I think he's the last hope. It's a hell of a longshot but I can see Republicans dumping all the money into his campaign to try a contested convention.

In a non-descript building in the Utah desert, Mitt Romney waits by a phone.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

So what now Cruz supporters?

The dark sacrament must be performed.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Lyin Ted

 

[WhiskerFrisker]

Tweet of the fucking forever https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/727658556233670657

Ted Cruz ends campaign by accidentally hitting, elbowing his wife in the face

I wonder what it's like knowing you're disliked by practically everyone.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Trump would be wise to begin chasing after Bernie supporters. Great strategy for Trump, and likewise it'd be a scary thing to counter for Hillary without Bernie's support.

Trump COULD win in that case.

DARKEST TIMELINE BEGINS.

 

[adj_noun]

So what now Cruz supporters?

IA! IA!

 

[The Beard]

How many cans of soup will he eat tonight though?

 

[Marvie_3]

Oh god internet, sometimes you are just very awesome.

Amazing. :lol

 

[AmyS]

BWUHAHAHAHA

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Pahahaha.

Get fucked, Ted.

AM radio is going to be a blast.

 

[Agent_Carnage]

Damn. I just woke up from a nap to this NICE!


Now lets celebrate a Clinton Presidency.

Bill is going back home Boys!!!

 

[echoshifting]

Dyin Ted

 

[ThisGuy]

BWUHAHAHAHA

Lol, too good!

 

[lastplayed]

Fly you fools!

 

[old manatee]

Watching Ted Cruz elbow his wife out of that group hug gave me a pretty clear view of what he'd be like in a threeway.

 

[redmetal86]

DEFEAT TED
DEFEATED

 

[Robot Pants]

Well looks like Hilary gonna be the new president. What a fucking mess of an election. Utterly embarrassing

 

[SaviorX]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE9zgFbHU1e/

ted is the most awkward person ever

LMFAOOO

 

[AmyS]

 

[IrishNinja]

This also means that Fiorina is officially the first person in history to lose a primary battle TWICE.

oh my god

Cruz is much worse than Trump imo

What a crazy day for Cruz news

i'd argue that's barely an "imo", he just seemed worse on nearly every level

One last time for the top row.

it's like an airhorn playing in my heart

Reap what you sow, GOP. And you gone sowed a whole lotta crazy.

PREACH

 

[Xyrmellon]

For those of you liberal gaffers that think Trump is just as bad, you are sorely mistsken. I am a Republican, but found Cruz to be an ultraconservative religious nutjob that was a nasty sonofabich to boot.

 

[Alpha Phoenix]

Hilariously, John Kasich is still running.

 

[Trouble]

Watching Ted Cruz elbow his wife out of that group hug gave me a pretty clear view of what he'd be like in a threeway.

It's not a threeway when you are being Cuckolded.

 

[Vicetrailia]

Pahahaha.

Get fucked, Ted.

AM radio is going to be a blast.

Fox Radio? Yo I can't wait!

 

[rtcn63]

Tweet of the fucking forever https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/727658556233670657

His wife's face

 

[Prompto]

presumtive @GOP nominee, we all need to unite and focus on defeating @HillaryClinton #NeverClinton

From the head of the RNC

 

[kswiston]

Was there even going to be a contested convention after today? Trump needs less than 40% of the remaining delegates to win outright.

 

[davepoobond]

So what now Cruz supporters?

::Jim Carrey "who are you talking to" gif::

 

[adj_noun]

Oh, man. They are going to be partying in DC tonight.

 

[PopeReal]

I admit I distanced myself from politics in the last few weeks.... what the hell happened.

 

[echoshifting]

I don't suppose anybody captured the moment he elbowed his wife in the face

 

[Valhelm]

A Hispanic immigrant just got beaten by a guy promising to build a wall against Mexicans. When you think about it, this is a real symbolic victory for the Trump coalition.

 

[Walter White Walker]

When one opportunity closes another opens. Time to unleash the Mayan Calendar Murderer!

 

[Oblivion]

His wife's face

The face of the chick on the left too, lol.

 

[SmackAttack]

His wife's face

When your man might be the Zodiac Killer.

 

[Einchy]

I don't suppose anybody captured the moment he elbowed his wife in the face

https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/727661010341990400

 

[NYCmetsfan]

 

[friskykillface]

Trump winning D:

 

[Agent_Carnage]

I don't suppose anybody captured the moment he elbowed his wife in the face

Yes

https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/727661010341990400

Enjoy

 

[adj_noun]

I admit I distanced myself from politics in the last few weeks.... what the hell happened.

A fish monster was revealed to be Lucifer AKA the Zodiac Killer, so he ate a booger then elbowed his wife in the face.

 

[Heartfyre]

Must have gotten a VP offer from the Trump.

In all seriousness, he was an awful candidate that was somehow even more awful than his awful competition. I do not cheer for his departure since we're still stuck with what's left.