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[Rabbi_Vole]

Sunday, after our weekly grocery run, I was unloading the haul and noticed Hunts had been purchased instead of Heinz ketchup. I was speechless. I thought it was understood in pretty much every household across the globe that Heinz is by far the superior condiment and Hunts is the equivalent of rotting whale bile.

I questioned the buyer and apparently it was purchased because "it was on sale."

I'm not normally quick to anger, but I could feel my temper building. I wasn't mad at her, but more the grocery store for even stocking such crap and having the gall to put it on sale to entice unwitting patrons.

 

[John Kowalski]

Mustard.

 

[LakeEarth]

French's.

Heinz closed all their factories in my area so fuck them.

 

[soundscream]

Hunts is awful.

 

[Sephzilla]

Heinz

Mustard.

worst first post

 

[Pagusas]

Heinz, no one with a soul or taste buds eats Hunts.

 

[Rockandrollclown]

Hunts is so terrible. Didn't save money at all, now you just have an on sale bottle of ketchup that will either be thrown out, or just sit in the fridge for all eternity as people pass it over. heinz all the way.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Heinz forever.

 

[Matsukaze]

Heinz is supreme.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Heinz. There is no other real choice.

 

[jmdajr]

 

[thekonamicode]

Whataburger spicy ketchup.

 

[FZZ]

Hunts ketchup isn't that bad

Never had any of their other stuff

 

[Crono27]

Heinz for me

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Heinz. America's Favorite Ketchup.

 

[Malvolio]

I'm not 12, so no ketchup is needed.

 

[DJ_Lae]

I don't know if I've ever had Hunts ketchup, although most of the knockoffs I've tried (especially the organic varieties) taste awful. Either too sweet or not sweet enough, to the point where it's like smearing tomato paste on my stuff.

Aylmer's ketchup is one of the only kinds I've had that tasted similar enough to Heinz that it was palatable. Haven't seen it in years, though - I'd imagine few people would take the chance (and I don't blame them).

 

[Asturie]

Hunts followed by Whataburger.

 

[Sunset Samurai]

Mustard.

Ew

 

[Jeremy]

Heil Heinz

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Ugh, typical Americans. I only eat authentic Chinese ketchup.

 

[1044]

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Heinz

 

[Ronabo]

Heinz, the only good thing to come outta Pittsburgh.

 

[LucidMomentum]

Whataburger > Heinz > Hunts.

Hunts is for when places cheap out on you.

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

Heinz.
Hunts is disgusting.

 

[zer0blivion]

French's.

Heinz closed all their factories in my area so fuck them.

This. French's ketchup for me too. Since Heinz closed their operations in Leamington Ontario, and switched to Mexican tomatoes, French's has picked up the slack and is using Canadian tomatoes. I actually prefer it to Heinz, so win/win.

 

[uncelestial]

I'm not 12, so no ketchup is needed.

 

[painey]

Daddys.. or Chips?

 

[gamz]

Whatever is on sale. My kids drink it by the gallons and they don't care.

 

[BlueWord]

Heinz. Hunts fans can keep their soupy red vinegar.

 

[Amory]

Heinz, how is that even a question

Hunts is nasty

 

[tw1164]

Simply Heinz ketchup is the only ketchup I like.

 

[[KoRp]Jazzman]

This. French's ketchup for me too. Since Heinz closed their operations in Leamington Ontario, and switched to Mexican tomatoes, French's has picked up the slack and is using Canadian tomatoes. I actually prefer it to Heinz, so win/win.

Heard about this last week for the first time, and I might consider switching to French's now. Ive gone with Heinz mainly because Costco carries it and its dirt cheap.

 

[RoslindaleOne]

Simply Heinz ketchup is the only ketchup I like.

I get this stuff now. I love it.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

I'm not 12, so no ketchup is needed.

So what do you put on things? Diced tomatoes?

 

[soundscream]

Hunts is always on sale for like $1, just sitting there for someone to make the same mistake.

 

[blame space]

I live right next to a Heinz factory so I buy Heinz. actually I don't buy ketchup at all, but if I did, it would be Heinz.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Daddys.. or Chips?

Do a slather my father in ketchup? Is that the question?

 

[jstripes]

French's.

Heinz closed all their factories in my area so fuck them.

This. Heinz moved all production out of Canada, and French's is bringing theirs here.

 

[HvySky]

Neither. This shit is where it's at.

 

[snacknuts]

Helmann's

 

[Skellig Gra]

Heinz, everything else is just trash.

I'm not 12, so no ketchup is needed.

You know its used in a ton of recipes for other things.

 

[Cetra]

Heinz... It's the only choice.

 

[Jakoo]

I'd rather have a raw fry then have one with Hunts. Heinz all the way.

 

[Godzilla's Left Toe]

57

 

[Waylon Drums]

Mustard.

I've never witnessed a more wrong first reply in my life.

 

[SocksAndShoes]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills because I prefer Hunt's.

 

[Misha]

As someone from western pa, Heinz

Heinz, the only good thing to come outta Pittsburgh.

Fite me

 

[Ray Wonder]

Why would people ever buy Hunts. I thought it might be because it's cheaper, but it's the same price basically.