I thought MS's conference had some real butt-clenchers:
- Sea of thieves gameplay - those actors that were all trying to channel their inner pewdie to conveigh fun. Soulsnatching stuff.
- The minecraft section - Sexperson looked absolutely mortified, Carmac looked like he was fucking high and NOTHING in that whole section looked riveting. Why the fuck is minecraft still shown a conference man, c'mon.
- Uncompressed pixels. The highest quality pixels. We have nothing remotely interesting to say about this concept but we got paid to do it anyway so pixels. We got em. The best pixels.
- "XBAWKS AND PC EXCLUSIVE" - after every game got so much eye-roll out of me i'm pretty sure i unhinged my retina's."
I'm sure Ubisoft and EA had even more forced moments to fool us into thinking that there is a heart and soul in those empty animated suits, but i can only stomach so much corporate drivel.