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Man God

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Tangled Up in Blue said:
When I was in college, my roommate was cheating on his girlfriend and she found out about it. She had one of her pregnant friends pee on a pregnancy test, and then left the positive test on his dresser with a note saying, "We need to talk."

She wouldn't return his phone calls or emails for weeks and he nearly had mental breakdown over it.
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Amazing.
 
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Damerman

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KiteBlues said:
Probably the pettiest because I felt like shit after, don't really care about it now. Knew ahead of time the road I wanted to go, she was a sociopath. Told her how we could scheme money from the neighborhood clowns with a expensive garage sale. A week later when I knew what time she'd be getting home I not only changed the locks I had all her shit on display for sale. She only noticed till the very last minute when her cherished ring from her "Bestfriend a.k.a fuck buddy" was mid transaction for more than he bought it for. The following week spotted her with him again, it was clearly over but I wasn't done being petty.I still had the keys to her car, got in, drove off, and scraped it myself. She still had to make payments though as she only had liability coverage for it. Sorry not sorry tbh.
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how are you not in jail?
 
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Zetta

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ethanny2 said:
My first GF of 8 months recently broke up with me in what I can only assume is the worst way possible, by text. It was a long distance relationship and I got a shitty part time job to buy her a plane ticket so we can meet, but at the end of the summer and the last day of my job she says there's another guy and she doesn't think I have the money to bring her over, and just one day ago we were skyping each other and talking like everything is fine.


Soo.. what's the pettiest thing you did to get back at your ex?

Edit: Met her before, spent 8 months of my life with her, when I first started dating her she was cheating on her current bf without telling me, so that was already a bad sign
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OP best thing you could have done is respond with an "Ok lol", when she says she was serious tell her you know and its not a big deal. You may be hurting on the inside but you can show her that on a bad break-up. The worse I've done to an ex after finding out she cheated on me is giving her a picture of me with her sister. I don't care where a relationship is but if you cheat and you still want to be with the person you cheated on then you deserve worse.
 
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NeOak

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richardhawk said:
Fucked her friend and told her how great it was. Their 6 year friendship ended and I'm glad.
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ViewtifulJC said:
sent her a picture of me fucking this girl she had a crush on (EX was bi)

God forgives, I don't, bitch
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Tangled Up in Blue said:
When I was in college, my roommate was cheating on his girlfriend and she found out about it. She had one of her pregnant friends pee on a pregnancy test, and then left the positive test on his dresser with a note saying, "We need to talk."

She wouldn't return his phone calls or emails for weeks and he nearly had mental breakdown over it.
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ATF487

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Tangled Up in Blue said:
When I was in college, my roommate was cheating on his girlfriend and she found out about it. She had one of her pregnant friends pee on a pregnancy test, and then left the positive test on his dresser with a note saying, "We need to talk."

She wouldn't return his phone calls or emails for weeks and he nearly had mental breakdown over it.
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SheHateMe

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I haven't done anything crazy, but my cousin is crazy as hell. She bought a huge ass sea bass and before she moved out of her ex's place, shoved it in the furnace.

At the end of summer.

I can only imagine the smell the first time he turned the heat on in the Winter.

(He was verbally abusive almost to the point of physical abuse, but didn't want to catch that L from me and the family, so he kept it verbal. Still should've seasoned his broth for him.)
 
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dreamcastmaster

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SheHateMe said:
I haven't done anything crazy, but my cousin is crazy as hell. She bought a huge ass sea bass and before she moved out of her ex's place, shoved it in the furnace.

At the end of summer.

I can only imagine the smell the first time he turned the heat on in the Winter.

(He was verbally abusive almost to the point of physical abuse, but didn't want to catch that L from me and the family, so he kept it verbal. Still should've seasoned his broth for him.)
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It would smell strong after a few days, her plan was flawed. He'd have found it before ever needing to,use the furnace. I've done the fish trick myself.
 
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I dunno if i should be proud of this, I thought it was pretty clever. My ex broke-up with me the day before our senior year of High School started. I found out the second day of school that she was already making out with some dude by the tennis court, I put together that she was cheating on me and probably was for a bit. so confronted her about it and she wouldn't admit anything.

Anyway I got home that day and grabbed my laptop that still had a phone-line for dial-up. i entered her phone number as the access number so when she picked up she would hear those annoying grating sounds that dial-up connections made. I must of did that for a couple hours. it was pretty petty and I felt so much better after it.

she went through 3 boyfriends that school year alone and got pregnant around graduation.
 
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MrToughPants

Brian Burke punched my mom
KiteBlues said:
Did you give them back w/ the sauce?
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No, I cried myself to sleep every night after blowing in them.

They were originally in sealed ziplocks to contain the freshness since they were worn underwear. I had a few pair from previous girls I had banged, had their names written on the ziplocks too. One pair smelled like berry skittles until I ruined them. I would throw them away when they became crusty and hard as a baking pan.
 
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Vegetable Lasagna

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I destroyed an ex's next relationship with an anonymous email. Not my most proud of moments. But eh, the guy obviously had jealousy issues if he let an anonymous email affect him like that. Not a great look for him either.

Yeah, I was pretty shitty at the time.
 
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Tangled Up in Blue

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MrToughPants said:
No, I cried myself to sleep every night after blowing in them.

They were originally in sealed ziplocks to contain the freshness since they were worn underwear. I had a few pair from previous girls I had banged, had their names written on the ziplocks too. One pair smelled like berry skittles until I ruined them. I would throw them away when they became crusty and hard as a baking pan.
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Vegetable Lasagna

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MrToughPants said:
No, I cried myself to sleep every night after blowing in them.

They were originally in sealed ziplocks to contain the freshness since they were worn underwear. I had a few pair from previous girls I had banged, had their names written on the ziplocks too. One pair smelled like berry skittles until I ruined them. I would throw them away when they became crusty and hard as a baking pan.
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Um. Your exes are still alive, right?
 
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Jpop

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KiteBlues said:
Probably the pettiest because I felt like shit after, don't really care about it now. Knew ahead of time the road I wanted to go, she was a sociopath. Told her how we could scheme money from the neighborhood clowns with a expensive garage sale. A week later when I knew what time she'd be getting home I not only changed the locks I had all her shit on display for sale. She only noticed till the very last minute when her cherished ring from her "Bestfriend a.k.a fuck buddy" was mid transaction for more than he bought it for. The following week spotted her with him again, it was clearly over but I wasn't done being petty.I still had the keys to her car, got in, drove off, and scraped it myself. She still had to make payments though as she only had liability coverage for it. Sorry not sorry tbh.
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God damn savage...

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Lmao at above posts.
 
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Lord Frieza said:
I sabotaged my ex's iPod once to where all it had was Tom Petty's Free Falling and various remixes and alternate versions of it, including an intense, heavy metal version.
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I don't want to encourage people messing with their exes but that's actually pretty funny.
 
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HiiiLife

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MrToughPants said:
No, I cried myself to sleep every night after blowing in them.

They were originally in sealed ziplocks to contain the freshness since they were worn underwear. I had a few pair from previous girls I had banged, had their names written on the ziplocks too. One pair smelled like berry skittles until I ruined them. I would throw them away when they became crusty and hard as a baking pan.
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This sounds like something from a movie. Was this on American pie or some shit
 
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EstoyBlackWaldo

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MrToughPants said:
No, I cried myself to sleep every night after blowing in them.

They were originally in sealed ziplocks to contain the freshness since they were worn underwear. I had a few pair from previous girls I had banged, had their names written on the ziplocks too. One pair smelled like berry skittles until I ruined them. I would throw them away when they became crusty and hard as a baking pan.
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Oof.
 
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MrToughPants said:
No, I cried myself to sleep every night after blowing in them.

They were originally in sealed ziplocks to contain the freshness since they were worn underwear. I had a few pair from previous girls I had banged, had their names written on the ziplocks too. One pair smelled like berry skittles until I ruined them. I would throw them away when they became crusty and hard as a baking pan.
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You know we have an anonymous confession thread, right
 
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TheSpoiler

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I waited. I waited until she got ready to go to college, and I lied to her telling her I was going to the same one with her. I waited until things were at a peak point with her parents, who were on the edge of getting a divorce.

I told her we were gonna get married and all that, and even went so far as to have friends confirm it when they talked to her. She was in route to going off to study some useless degree, debt up to her eyes, family problems, and the only beacon of promise in her life was me.

So a few days before we were supposed to move to the dorms, I called her up, told her we are breaking up, and good luck.

She ended up attending an overly expensive college, started buying stuff for our wedding, and had no emotional support.

She cheated on me three times and tried to kill me. I relished the news of her crying in her dorm for a whole year. If I could only drink those tears, I'd be immortal.
 
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Samikaze

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Don't usually do the petty stuff, but I did bump into my last ex who left me to fuck my best friend.

I ran into her while she was working at a local grocery store. She was my cashier. She gets really awkward about stuff like that, and has trouble letting it go. I was going to break the ice and kill the awkward feeling but knew it would bug her if I ignored her.

Came back to buy more food the next day and intentionally went to her line, ignoring her again.

Heard later on that she quit her job that night, and ended up moving back with family in Florida. We were in California.

Ruined her day so bad she ran to the opposite end of the country.
 
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Gattsu25

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MrToughPants said:
No, I cried myself to sleep every night after blowing in them.

They were originally in sealed ziplocks to contain the freshness since they were worn underwear. I had a few pair from previous girls I had banged, had their names written on the ziplocks too. One pair smelled like berry skittles until I ruined them. I would throw them away when they became crusty and hard as a baking pan.
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Now you have me questioning what your username stands for.

Damn, man.
 
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Lord Frieza

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Lol, yeah, I know, but some of this stuff is just like total Penthouse mail letters type stuff lol.

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I'd be one of those people to get back at my ex through sex, but then I...

MrToughPants said:
I call bs. You think some anonymous people posting on a message board would make things up?
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Dude...seek some help.
 
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outunderthestars

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I got married at 39. Before that time I dated well over 100 women. Never once did I do anything petty to any of them. That just seems childish and sleazy.

I have been cheated on, given STDs, and dumoednvia text message and once by her mom. Still no reason to start acting like a petulant child.
 
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shintoki

sparkle this bitch
Tangled Up in Blue said:
When I was in college, my roommate was cheating on his girlfriend and she found out about it. She had one of her pregnant friends pee on a pregnancy test, and then left the positive test on his dresser with a note saying, "We need to talk."

She wouldn't return his phone calls or emails for weeks and he nearly had mental breakdown over it.
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It's not enough to get back. You have to destroy them and salt the earth. Goddamn.
 
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