Come on in and out yourself as a sociopath before the thread gets locked

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Girl I dated was certifiable. Gave me her Netflix account info. Broke things off with her and proceeded to Netflix and chill with a number of girls using her account. The next day after each date, I texted her a summary review of the movie/show that we watched and how far into it we made it.

Spoilers are great for getting back at someone.
 
I got a mountain bike and began a new hobby that got me to drop about 20 pounds and did my best to move on because I'm not a goddamn petty child.
 
From the title change I thought there would be something darker than MTP. It's appropriate though.

I've never really done anything petty after a breakup. I try to move on and that may take a while, but I have goals I want to work towards and that keeps me busy enough.
 
dreamcastmaster said:
Some people do you wrong when you play by the rules and they don't. You can't punch women so they have to look for other means. I've also seen relationships where the women do some fucked up shit becuse they feel wronged and they justify it.
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You're basically saying 'You can't physically abuse an ex, so I guess mental abuse is justified'. Fuck that.

If someone fucked you over, be the bigger person and just forget about him/her.

First reply really nails it:

Never spoke to her again and went on to live and happy, full life.
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Some guy constantly posts on Twitter about me being the reason why they no longer go to a specific website. Also claimed that I wrote homoerotic fanfiction about the management of said website and referred to me as a cum guzzling (RACIAL SLUR) (HOMOPHOBIC SLUR) in an IRC channel of which I still have logs. All because I was doing my job.

I tried to mend fences with said person to be the bigger person but even though it's been over four years they still tweet bullshit about me that I don't respond to now because it's not true and (b) they're a real sociopath.

Sometimes you need to be the bigger person even though it hurts and is disappointing as fuck to things hear like that said about you by someone who writes for a popular blog now and then.

There's no point being like them because that's kinda worse if you let them change who you are (unless you're a sociopath)
 
sirap said:
It's a messy story. We dated since high-school and even got engaged. She decided to leave a 12 year relationship for another guy when I was at my lowest, broke and struggling to find work. I got voted out of my own company and she kicked me out of her apartment and took all her/our friends with her.

That left me broke and homeless with no one to help me. I lived in McDonalds and took showers at the public pool. Things turned around when I started my writing career. I'm baller as fuck now and last year I found out the hotshot lawyer she married has money problems. His dad just declared bankruptcy and she has to give half of her money to help keep them afloat. The best part is the market in Penang is crazy especially around Batu Ferringhi. I can rent this place out and never have to worry about money again.

Sweet justice.
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My role model.
 
Do I even want to know what happened in this thread and read the last few pages?


SpaceCadetKeon said:
Whooped his ass at Smash 4 and spammed Peach's side taunt while doing so, just to make him rage in front of his new girlfriend. Oh yes, she was watching us play.
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But sm4sh peach is the worst. That side taunt is such shit compared to melee peach.

Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSR4hoS1vQI&index=5&list=PL7C09EFF76FDE1CF9

Next time play melee. It also has the best Kirby ~HIIIIIII~.

This shit is infuriating. I'm already mad at myself for playing that video. Damn melee peach gets under the skin.
 
Replicant said:
You sound like someone I used to know. I thought we were friends but he turned emotionally and verbally abusive. And when I got sad about it, he got angrier. I knew I had to leave to save my self-esteem which was sliding down rapidly. So I left and it wasn't until 3 months later that he passive/aggressively try to get me back. I'd probably have taken him back as a friend if he had the balls to see me in person and say "I'm sorry" or at least text me that. But his attempt at apology is spamming Facebook timestamp (by repeatedly visiting my Facebook account) and using either my birthday or his birthday as some kind of message.

Unacceptable. What a coward. He destroyed our friendship and has no balls to admit it and apologize.
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Probably full of guilt and regret. You are doing the right thing not letting them in yet. Specially if they refuse to see what they did.

I saw what I did in hindsight. But by then it was far too late.
 
MrToughPants said:
No, I cried myself to sleep every night after blowing in them.

They were originally in sealed ziplocks to contain the freshness since they were worn underwear. I had a few pair from previous girls I had banged, had their names written on the ziplocks too. One pair smelled like berry skittles until I ruined them. I would throw them away when they became crusty and hard as a baking pan.
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I stole her panties and used them as my cum rags.
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I laughed and laughed when she got fat a year later
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sent her a picture of me fucking this girl she had a crush on (EX was bi)
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Probably the pettiest because I felt like shit after, don't really care about it now. Knew ahead of time the road I wanted to go, she was a sociopath. Told her how we could scheme money from the neighborhood clowns with a expensive garage sale. A week later when I knew what time she'd be getting home I not only changed the locks I had all her shit on display for sale. She only noticed till the very last minute when her cherished ring from her "Bestfriend a.k.a fuck buddy" was mid transaction for more than he bought it for. The following week spotted her with him again, it was clearly over but I wasn't done being petty.I still had the keys to her car, got in, drove off, and scraped it myself. She still had to make payments though as she only had liability coverage for it. Sorry not sorry tbh.
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Catfishes her on the whisper app for a fake job interview for a "sexy secretary" and successfully got her to show up after a week of planning. After me not showing up, I decided to go to a completely different restaurant across town with a friend, and guess who walks in? Her and her fiancé. Total coincidence. On my way out, her fiancé confronts me and threatens me. After that, I'm livid and go hey her car. They call the cops and they show up at my house. The cop is kinda confused about the job thing, and asks if I keyed their car. I admitted to eating there, but did not admit to keying her car. Then the cop left and I went about my day.
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Some of you lot need a hug and a cup of tea.
 
The thread in a nutshell
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We are two steps away from being a /r9k woman hate thread, and I love it.
 
This thread is a proof that humankind is doomed. There's no hope for any kind of utopia or peace between people, races or countries. People are just petty, vengeaful and moronic. Homo homini lupus.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.
 
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