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Once I told a girl who said we weren't together even though I lived in her fucking apartment while she let other dudes eat her out that you can't turn a ho into a house wife and that she was a dumb ass for pronouncing salmon as sal-man.

Later she called me her ex and i immediately said ohhh but we werent together.

That's as rough as I got.
 
I never did petty things after.

This is about a specific relationship.

All the shit I did was during the relationship.
I was an abuser. Psychologically. For years on ends. Fucked other people, lied, made them think they were crazy. When they got sad about it, I got angry. They became sadder of course, I got angrier. And went out looking for something else to fuck.
This went on for a few years. Even when she moved in with me. I got so much more horrible to tell, but I won't right now.
Destroyed a few dreams due to this.

Needless to say I am in heavy therapy nowdays.
Regret and guilt is killing me.
And that special someone? Love of my life, soulmate. Well, she's in therapy too, in a different country, with massive trust-issues, destroyed her sexuality (celibacy since we split due to humiliation, trust-issues and fear), and probably got her love stomped out too. She used to be amazing, now she is just a shell.
And I still love her. More than anything. And would do anything to fix shit...

So guys, don't be petty during or after. It just leads to massive pain. Allright?
 
MrToughPants said:
No, I cried myself to sleep every night after blowing in them.

They were originally in sealed ziplocks to contain the freshness since they were worn underwear. I had a few pair from previous girls I had banged, had their names written on the ziplocks too. One pair smelled like berry skittles until I ruined them. I would throw them away when they became crusty and hard as a baking pan.
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MrToughPants said:
I call bs. You think some anonymous people posting on a message board would make things up?
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Nothing really.

I almost sent her new guy screenshots of all the messages where she flirted and begged for me back after they got together, but...

... Would that have actually improved my life in any meaningful way? I decided not to. Besides, she's unbearable and letting him stay with her blissfully unaware may actually be crueller.
 
Dropped a black plastic bag full of her dildos [which she had left at mine] on her doorstop and walked off as they jiggled sadly.
After she cheated
 
Bought a house right next to my ex and her new husband's home. I don't even live there, I just use it as a garage for my cars. They're struggling financially, so it's pretty goddamn sweet.
 
peanutbutterlatte said:
Nothing really.

I almost sent her new guy screenshots of all the messages where she flirted and begged for me back after they got together, but...

... Would that have actually improved my life in any meaningful way? I decided not to. Besides, she's unbearable and letting him stay with her blissfully unaware may actually be crueller.
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Crueller to him, maybe, but what the fuck did he ever do to you?
 
If I have been legit wronged, I tend to politely accept the breakup with no drama, then immediately disappear from their life. I ghost like a master ninja and block them on everything seconds after a breakup.

Drives them absolutely nuts, I've had exes complain to and/or involve mutual friends, try to text me on other people's phones, send emails to ancient email addresses, send letters and gifts.

My way is passive-aggressive as hell, but when you get a text from an unknown number saying "Hi", then it devolves over the months into pictures of her trying to sucker you into responding, you know you've won.
 
I wrote a few songs... that I never sent to her lol.

the only one attacking her I remember bits of (I am not sure where my folder of songs has gotten to) went something along the lines of (note this is not a good song :P)

I love you oh so much
is what I used to say
used to say, that to you
each and every day.

Then I learned you're a cheat
and you cheated on me
cheated on with about
every guy you did see.

first I thought I was just dull and a bore...
then found out the fact is you're just a whore
So, you should be singing this song.
because my dear you are completely just wrong.
(in falsetto)
"I'm a bitch, I'm a whore, a slut for you to score.
and while lying, on the floor, my legs are like a door.
Turn me on, sex me now, and make my pussy meow
and if you, don't know how, I'll teach you hear and now."

there was more but I don't remember it all..

but since I remember the melody... what the hell *gets his mic and records a quick take of it*
not great but will do.
crappy quick version. the falsetto is pretty bad as I didn't warm up my voice at all before recording lulz
 
peanutbutterlatte said:
Well exactly yeah

I think I originally tried to justify it as I was warning him that she would cheat on him like she did on me, but I was being petty.

Didn't in the end
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You misunderstand - I'm saying that *not* letting him know she was trying to get back with you when they were together is crueller, leaving him in a faithless relationship.
 
I saw her with a new man two years after I dumped that crazy psyco.

I met up with the man when I saw him randomly on the streets and I told him "hey you're together with X right?", he was shocked, I then bought him dinner and told him all the lies about her home situation, her economy, her "work", her son that she hides.

Needless to say, I never saw that ugly psyco together with him again. I did the man a huge favor.
 
Whooped his ass at Smash 4 and spammed Peach's side taunt while doing so, just to make him rage in front of his new girlfriend. Oh yes, she was watching us play.
 
Worst thing I did (which wasn't really that bad)...

Was seeing a girl for about 2 1/2 years. She bought be a nice bass guitar for my birthday in June and hinted that she wanted me to reciprocate by getting her an engagement ring for Christmas. (she was 18 and had just started her first year of college; I was 21.) I told her no, I didn't want to get married, so she broke up with me in early December. 6 months later she emails me asking for the bass back (her new fiance wanted to learn!) I told her to get fucked and never spoke to her again. I enjoy that bass to this day, nearly 17 years later.
 
Ex girlfriend left a shitty old desktop at my place. She moved to Kentucky and married a guy serving life for killing his parents. I turned desktop into a shelf to hold my reserve jars of peanut butter because I don't feel right throwing out other people's shit.


I still feel like I win. At least I got a peanut butter shelf out of the deal.


AND I'm not married to a cold-blooded murderer and that's pretty cool.
 
girlfriendofagamer said:
Ive never done anything petty to an ex but I think the pettiest thing you can do is what a "friend" did to me.

I considered this person a friend. A life long buddy even, known each other for 5+ years, HS, College.
Like understand this would be someone in your crew that you regard highly.

Text one day, no reply. Nothing. Try occasionally for months to get in touch, social media, everything. no reply. No contact.

I just gave up and stopped caring.
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Sorry bro, I got married and had kids, I don't have time anymore for friends but I feel bad about it and do often wonder how you are doing.
 
I don't have many ex's, wasn't really in many relationships. Never done anything after they broke up with me, they have the right to do that if they want. I don't want them to worry I'm going to do something and they shouldn't have to.

sirap said:
Bought a house right next to my ex and her new husband's home. I don't even live there, I just use it as a garage for my cars. They're struggling financially, so it's pretty goddamn sweet.
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What.... the fuck.
 
I know everything about relationships. Everything.

Proof; probably have the most ex's of anyone in Sweden.

But yeah, never did a petty thing to them afterwards.
 
Yea as soon as you found out she was cheating on her bf with you, you should have bailed. Especially in a long distance relationship. I wouldn't do anything to get back at her. You guys were only together 8 months. Just move on and find a better girl.
 
dpunk3 said:
I don't have many ex's, wasn't really in many relationships. Never done anything after they broke up with me, they have the right to do that if they want. I don't want them to worry I'm going to do something and they shouldn't have to.



What.... the fuck.
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Calvero said:
Damn
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It's a messy story. We dated since high-school and even got engaged. She decided to leave a 12 year relationship for another guy when I was at my lowest, broke and struggling to find work. I got voted out of my own company and she kicked me out of her apartment and took all her/our friends with her.

That left me broke and homeless with no one to help me. I lived in McDonalds and took showers at the public pool. Things turned around when I started my writing career. I'm baller as fuck now and last year I found out the hotshot lawyer she married has money problems. His dad just declared bankruptcy and she has to give half of her money to help keep them afloat. The best part is the market in Penang is crazy especially around Batu Ferringhi. I can rent this place out and never have to worry about money again.

Sweet justice.
 
Some ice cold cats here in Gaf. Not that I mind. I do love my justiceporn stories. That one story about a guy's brother destroying a girl's course work and smashing her job prospects is way too fucking much though. What he should have done is scan and make backups of the course work first and then go with the whole "burned your fucking dreams" number and for a moment make her believe that this was actually happening. For a moment she would be in absolute despair.
 
Don't really do anything , after I or she breaks up with me that's it

I delete her phone number and pics from my phone if there are any and move on , don't live with exs so none of their stuff is in my home but if it's random clothes I just put it in a usps box and drop it off at her home with a note "you left these at my home"

Some of these responses , jeez
 
Dat title change =D

If even some of these stories are true, some of you guys are absolutely crazy, and I mean that in the worst way possible. And I thought that guys posting nude pics of an ex online was basically the worst you could do. I stand corrected. Damn...
 
KAOz said:
So guys, don't be petty during or after. It just leads to massive pain. Allright?
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I was super petty and a massive arsehole after my first breakup. Luckily the person that broke up with me is tolerant to a fault. We're friends again now but I'll never forget what I did and I use the regret as motivation to do better so it could have turned out worse.
 
Wow people in here have issues.

zulux21 said:
I wrote a few songs... that I never sent to her lol.

the only one attacking her I remember bits of (I am not sure where my folder of songs has gotten to) went something along the lines of (note this is not a good song :P)

I love you oh so much
is what I used to say
used to say, that to you
each and every day.

Then I learned you're a cheat
and you cheated on me
cheated on with about
every guy you did see.

first I thought I was just dull and a bore...
then found out the fact is you're just a whore
So, you should be singing this song.
because my dear you are completely just wrong.
(in falsetto)
"I'm a bitch, I'm a whore, a slut for you to score.
and while lying, on the floor, my legs are like a door.
Turn me on, sex me now, and make my pussy meow
and if you, don't know how, I'll teach you hear and now."

there was more but I don't remember it all..

but since I remember the melody... what the hell *gets his mic and records a quick take of it*
not great but will do.
crappy quick version. the falsetto is pretty bad as I didn't warm up my voice at all before recording lulz
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This is pretty funny though, but the link doesn't work for me :(
 
DarknessTear said:
Dated a really abusive girl, she did all kinds of fucked up things to me. I was in a bad place in my life and accepted it just because of how little I thought of myself. She knew this and took full advantage until I wanted to kill myself. I even tried at one point once she drove me far enough. Not proud of it.

Anyway, after she finally freed me from her grasp to be with one of the 10 or so dudes she cheated on me with, she eventually got married after a few years. I met a guy who went through similar stuff as me with her and he filled me in on some proof that she was cheating on her husband and I gave her husband all the proof anonymously. He divorced her and she ended up homeless for a few months.
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How did you get him the Intel anonymously lol
 
I wonder why some of you guys are in relationships to begin with if it puts you in such a fucked up place
 
Never had any exes but when I was in primary school I had a falling out with my best friend. I convinced another kid to become his friend, and pretend to hate me.
Then, at lunch time a teacher caught my former friend without a hat, meaning he had to sit under the shade until class began.
We walked up to him and revealed that we had tricked him and laughed.
He could do nothing but sit there humiliated.
 
I have managed to resist ever doing anything 'sociopathic', but to all those who are shocked by this, I totally get why people go crazy after a relationship ends. It can be a legitimately shocking event, which makes you reevaluate everything you know and planned for in your life.

I just lock myself away for a few months (read: years).
 
KAOz said:
I was an abuser. Psychologically. For years on ends. Fucked other people, lied, made them think they were crazy. When they got sad about it, I got angry. They became sadder of course, I got angrier. And went out looking for something else to fuck.
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You sound like someone I used to know. I thought we were friends but he turned emotionally and verbally abusive. And when I got sad about it, he got angrier. I knew I had to leave to save my self-esteem which was sliding down rapidly. So I left and it wasn't until 3 months later that he passive/aggressively try to get me back. I'd probably have taken him back as a friend if he had the balls to see me in person and say "I'm sorry" or at least text me that. But his attempt at apology is spamming Facebook timestamp (by repeatedly visiting my Facebook account) and using either my birthday or his birthday as some kind of message.

Unacceptable. What a coward. He destroyed our friendship and has no balls to admit it and apologize.
 
eot said:
I wonder why some of you guys are in relationships to begin with if it puts you in such a fucked up place
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Some people do you wrong when you play by the rules and they don't. You can't punch women so they have to look for other means. I've also seen relationships where the women do some fucked up shit becuse they feel wronged and they justify it.
 
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