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[EVH]

I don't play Overwatch but maybe you guys have to start playing with Bastion till something fucked up happens that shows that Sombra hacked him?

 

[TimmiT]

http://playoverwatch.us/

Site is down, icon is now a Sombra logo

EDIT: Oh, site's not official. Welp.

 

[hear4beer]

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/bastion/ someone on reddit posted that clicking his reconfigure ability causes a glitch now... so arg continued i guess :c

 

[BBQMan]

LMAO. So nothing.

 

[cyborg009]

http://playoverwatch.us/

 

[JimJamJones]

Ganymede was Sombra all along.

 

[Leafhopper]

New Overwatch short of Sombra hacking bastion to kill a bunch of people.

 

[MarioHead3]

E54 is Bastion's number. Sombra is the bird.

Sombra is JonTron.

 

[AppleSautts]

 

[dave is ok]

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686

This is from two months ago

 

[SuicidalSteve]

You are a mod. Do it!

Do something!

 

[NotLiquid]

http://playoverwatch.us/

Site is down, icon is now a Sombra logo

http://playoverwatch.us/

These aren't actually official sites from what I know.

 

[Slamtastic]

sombra has a skill that makes enemy bastions into ai controlled turrets that shoot their own team

 

[Frozenprince]

This is so stupid. It stopped being fun weeks ago. You can't pad it out more and more and more for one character I'm sorry, just drop her and lets go.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Bastion are you okay?

Post if you are okay!!!

 

[uncleniccius]

If this continues until Blizzcon then this is ridiculous. This whole ARG has been shit.

 

[Cheat Code]

Fuck blizzard.

 

[show me your skeleton]

My PS4 updated to version 1.11 10 minutes ago. It was only 70mbs though.

I JUST GOT AN UPDATE TOO
WHILST MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WERE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS
I MADE A NOISE AND THEN HAD TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING IN DETAIL

 

[Fancolors]

This ARG is eternal, isn't it?

 

[Mookie1515]

So to sum up today's events.

"Nothing's happening.... Nothing's happening.... Nothing's happening... they keep saying something about Bastion. Nothing's happening... It's over. A lot of people look pissed.

 

[V-Faction]

sombra has a skill that makes enemy bastions into ai controlled turrets that shoot their own team

What if it's more than just bastion !!!

 

[Frozenprince]

You can't do countdowns over and over and over.

You get one.

Not three.

 

[Fersis]

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/bastion/ someone on reddit posted that clicking his reconfigure ability causes a glitch now... so arg continued i guess :c

I get:

504 Gateway Time-out

nginx/1.11.1

Nice ARG Blizz, top notch.

 

[MrMario315]

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686

this new?

 

[Slamtastic]

What if it's more than just bastion !!!

sombra doesn't hack computers, she hacks brains

 

[StrangeRoboMemory]

Wait, this is yet another continuation of the ARG? Are you kidding me?

 

[Obliterator]

They are dragging this ARG for waaaaay too long

 

[Red Arremer]

http://playoverwatch.us/

Site is down, icon is now a Sombra logo

That's not an official site.

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686

this new?

No, that's the original forum post that counted down to the countdown at amomentincrime.

 

[Salty Rice]

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686

Jesus christ Blizzard just reveal her already. Shit is just annoying now.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Apparently bastion page on the website is acting up

Site is totally down for me.

 

[Gurrry]

PTR is def down.

Hmmm

 

[Syntax]

Sombra's abilities center around icreasing the game countdown and re spawn timers.

 

[Fancolors]

Umm... so does anyone wanna do the ARG?

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This is what this link shows.

 

[V-Faction]

The lengthy pause was intended to be a stopgap so they could churn out more garbage for their ARG.

 

[JimJamJones]

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/bastion/ someone on reddit posted that clicking his reconfigure ability causes a glitch now... so arg continued i guess :c

I got a snapshot of it.

 

[I-hate-u]

Why do you hate us Jeff Kaplan?

I've spent over 2K on loot boxes and this is the thanks I get?!

You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking.

 

[Red Arremer]

Umm... so does anyone wanna do the ARG?



This is what this link shows.

That's the old ARG bit with the ASCII sugar skull.

 

[twobear]

let it END

 

[duckroll]

Okay I figured it out. This is what happened:

- Countdown ends
- Leaves new clue pointing to Bastion
- Something is supposed to happen on the Bastion page on the OW site
- Everyone hammers the site to see what's up
- Site goes down

GJ BLIZZARD!

 

[Avallon]

This is dumb.

Just announce her.

 

[Frozenprince]

Yes, we get it, she's a member of Reapers gang of motley evil-doers.

I don't care. I DON'T care. This isn't Secret World, your game isn't built on this ARG stuff.

Just give me the character and stop padding it out it's obnoxious.

 

[Mesoian]

Yeah, there's a hidden image on the reconfigure point of the bastion page.

So the ARG continues.

 

[The Omega Man]

Umm... so does anyone wanna do the ARG?



This is what this link shows.

that's 2 months old, stop posting that

 

[KZXcellent]

The meltdown over the ARG is pretty delicious.

 

[The Auxiliary]

How I feel:

 

[Keyser Soze]

pre-commitment 3: Mercy f33a6de5c627e3270ed3e02f62cd0c857467a780cf6123d2172d80d02a072f74

pre-commitment 2: Roadhog eae5c9b064ed649ba468f0800abf8b56ae5cfe355b93b1ce90a1b92a48a9ab72

pre-commitment 1: Hanzo 4bb96075acadc3d80b5ac872874c3037a386f4f595fe99e687439aabd0219809

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

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Anyone want to translate this vomit?

 

[mreddie]

Blizzard should just stop the mystery box bullshit.

 

[Zeroneo]

The Overwatch Bastion page thing isn't new and actually happens to every hero, not just Bastion

 

[KarmaCow]

I was expecting them to drag it out until Blizzcon but I was expecting something for the end of this ~2 month long countdown. Why even bother ending this two weeks before Blizzcon for nothing.