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[Alligatorjandro]

The waitress froze. Is Pepsi ok she asked.

 

[alife]

.

 

[MikeDip]

just because you didn't put a period doesn't mean this isn't three sentences

I will be honest the ! Was supposed to be a comma

 

[The Artisan]

The results came in.

"Donald Trump."

 

[Metalmarc]

I looked at the bloody graffiti on the walls in Terror, "It's Alive"

On the floor underneath was half a man, he wrote it in his own blood.

 

[Phd_In_Owning]

"Buddy, stop it that tickles." whispered Mandy groggily, yawning and opening her eyes. The man was on all fours on the bloodied floor, the limp, mangled dog next to him.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

The first line appeared. A second followed.

Spoiler

Pregnancy is my greatest horror.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

Not mine, but...

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door...

Pretty sure I saw a Doctor Who episode like this...

 

[Armadilo]

He toasted the bread and looked.

No peanut butter or jelly was found. He dead

 

[Count Dookkake]

"Baby, I can't believe how wet you are."







"I sharted."

 

[Johndoey]

She thought the booty was fresh. It was grilled.

 

[zethren]

He awoke from his falling dream in a panic.

Still falling.

He toasted the bread and looked.

No peanut butter or jelly was found. He dead

My hell...

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

After years of suffering he wondered if the game was still worth the candle.

A gust of wind rolled through.

 

[hamauzu kaito]

A steamy thick black liquid oozes from the hole.

But I can't see the back of my head, and everyone ignores it.

 

[Androidsleeps]

He sat alone at the bar browsing Gaf on his phone. "You're a Gaffer too?", the voice behind him said.

 

[CrossTrigger]

He opened his eyes to see darkness surrounding an open casket.
In it lay all he had ever wanted.

 

[takriel]

I walked outside, only to be greeted by another room.

This one was eternal.

 

[Sheriff_Battlesnake]

It was that very fact, when he saw what he lacked, that the man grasped at his change, but much to his horror he found himself quartered as the four taxis drove on their way.

 

[takriel]

I was laughing and playing with my kin.

Then men came and took my skin.

 

[striferser]

A spoonful of soft black beans. CRUNCH.

 

[ratcliffja]

I was laughing and playing with my kin.

Then men came and took my skin.

Extra points for the rhyming scheme.

 

[The Artisan]

Ooh! Cliffhanger.

go ahead and finish it if you like.

 

[Any Questions]

So I had a few beers. And I made a new thread on NEOGAF

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

You're fucked. They said.

 

[Zombine]

I haven't seen my grandmother in ages. When I dug her up she still looked the same.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

We're putting it down. Allah Akbar.

 

[BumblebeeCody]

So I came home today.

The fridge was empty.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

"I'm your most avid viewer," he posted to her twitch. He touched her window.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

She shook his hand and felt something sticky. "You're even more beautiful in person."

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

"Hi, my name's Cunt. Want to exchange KiK info?"

 

[Sparse]

"So fresh, so lean", said the bloodied goblin as it carved out my spleen.

If it hadn't taken my tongue I might have let out a scream.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

He awoke from his falling dream in a panic.

Still falling.




My hell...

I like... he woke up in a panic.

Thud.

 

[FlowersisBritish]

One of my favorite movie quotes: "GOD IS DEAD! HAIL SATAN" -

Spoiler

Rosemary's baby, great film by the way

 

[.JayZii]

The waitress froze. Is Pepsi ok she asked.

He wrote a two sentence horror story. The grammar was missing.

 

[Sparse]

She shook his hand and felt something sticky. "You're even more beautiful in person."

She shook his hand and felt something sharp.

He muttered, "forever beautiful", unfurling a tarp.

 

[bobs...onGaf]

He was sweating, trying VR horror for the first time was exhilarating.
He took off the headset for a brief respite, why wouldn't it stop?

 

[Funyarinpa]

Fun thread. Bump from 2013.

 

[Santiako]

November 9th

Trump won.

 

[Blargonaut]

They made me a man today. He looks just like me.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

November 9th

Trump won.

Trump became president. The South rose again.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

"My mommy couldn't sleep after we hit that tree while she was driving all silly after drinking her "grownup grape juice".

I try to hug mommy and tell her I forgive her, but my arms keep going passing through her."

 

[Surface of Me]

I went to sleep last night.

Woke up this morning.

 

[TheHolyTurnip]

I came in your house last night and ate your wife. She was delicious.

 

[Mascot]

The ghoul stood on the bridge at midnight, its lips were all a-quiver.
It gave a cough, its leg fell off, and floated down the river.

 

[ratcliffja]

I came in your house last night and ate your wife. She was delicious.

How about: I came to your house last night for dinner. Your wife was delicious.

It's usually best to save the twist for the second sentence.

 

[RuinerPrime]

I could still hear my wife singing softly in the kitchen as the spiders filled my mouth, silencing my screams for help.

 

[Magnus]

The waitress froze. Is Pepsi ok she asked.

Lmao

 

[Metalmarc]

There were dozens helmeted bodies, all of them slumped in their chairs at the Gaming Convention.

No one had seen or heard the intruder slit their throats one by one.

 

[Michael F. Assbender]

Roger had finally made it to the engine room of the abandoned space ship, finally feeling optimistic two long days after the crew aboard his own ship succumbed to space madness and launched him from an escape pod with only enough food and water to last him two days.

The door to the engine room clicked shut and he turned to shine his flashlight through the frigid darkness, then froze in horror as he spotted a shriveled corpse laying in the corner with words scrawled on the wall above its head: "Door locks from the outside."

Spoiler

Rules never said anything about run-on sentences

 

[MikeDip]

This one is scary because it's real


I opened my browser and went to The New York Times Live Presidential Forecast. First thing I read was "Our best guess right now is that Donald Trump is on track to win."