A quick moan about the Football part.
How does that coach let their star Wide Receiver take that kind of punishment. I mean, people know what concussions do, and people would have set Roger Goodell's dick on fire if a player was in the next snap after some of those hits in an NFL game. Furthermore, there shouldn't be a captain's battle going on in the first place there; as the offence and defense have different captians since they're on the field at different times. That's before we get to the fact that the cornerback that was covering Archie is competing for the same job, and seems to be OK with injuring his way to that spot.
Anyway, moan over, happy to see that there's plenty of space for Sabrina the Teenage Witch.