I kind of wish the first part of the movie was longer. It was basically Moana + Little Mermaid, and that was the best part. Then it turned into a dreary Star Wars remake, complete with "I AM YOUR FATHER BROTHER" "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hand sword getting cut off scene with Dragon Ball Z style action and my brain refused to contain itself and I just started uncontrollably giggling for 10 minutes.
I also think the logic of the world is stupid, because this implies humanity is willing to commit atrocities after Ares - WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Cambodia, 9/11, etc, etc, and Wonder Woman just says fuck it and lets it happen.
Also, Gods exist, for some reason. lol
Oh, I think the movie for me works if I think of it as Star Trek 4 and Pine is actually Kirk undercover after flying around the Sun to change time. He even rides a bike like Kirk (which I'm sure someone can splice in SABOTAAAAGE when the Bluray comes out), and you can just pretend that Spock beams him out seconds after he blows up the gas tanks and restores the original Timeline.