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[sid2vicious]

People who play this shit shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a grade school.

If you look anything like this, they won't allow you anywhere near a grade school.

Now let me see some pictures of your wives, so I can set my standards higher

 

[Barsinister]

I think that Patrick Swayze would be allowed near a grade school, if he were still alive. At least in my opinion.

 

[Pallas]

I think that Patrick Swayze would be allowed near a grade school, if he were still alive. At least in my opinion.

Unless he's playing as Jim Cunningham from Donnie Darko.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

If you look anything like this, they won't allow you anywhere near a grade school.

Now let me see some pictures of your wives, so I can set my standards higher

Get an avatar

 

[Woo-Fu]

Only in the sense that in my opinion its a kids game, which may come with some embarrassment.

Stimulating a scantily-clad woman until her "endorphins explode" is clearly child's play. Flashing to the oh-face every tier just seals the deal, lol.

 

[shark sandwich]

Stimulating a scantily-clad woman until her "endorphins explode" is clearly child's play. Flashing to the oh-face every tier just seals the deal, lol. Definitely for the lolicon.

Way to stereotype and stigmatize there, buddy.

There are plenty of incels, shut-ins, herbivores, and others who play these types of games. Many of them have only mildly pedophilic tendencies.

 

[The Mad Draklor]

Way to stereotype and stigmatize there, buddy.

There are plenty of incels, shut-ins, herbivores, and others who play these types of games. Many of them have only mildly pedophilic tendencies.

Shoehorning pedophilia when the game in question doesn't have kids. Flawless logic, I see...

 

[shark sandwich]

Shoehorning pedophilia when the game in question doesn't have kids. Flawless logic, I see...

The characters are designed to look way younger. Those two main characters look like they're about 13. You aren't fooling anybody. It's not like this is the first time anime has done this.

 

[The Mad Draklor]

The characters are designed to look way younger. Those two main characters look like they're about 13. You aren't fooling anybody. It's not like this is the first time anime has done this.

Young looking and underage are two different things.

I would say you're not fooling anyone.

 

[Sakura Doritos]

How does a grown adult play this game and not die from embarrassment. This just looks sad.

Just play it. #TeamYolo

 

[shark sandwich]

Young looking and underage are two different things.

I would say you're not fooling anyone.

Hey man, whatever you have to tell yourself to lessen the shame of jackin it to this stuff.

 

[The Mad Draklor]

Hey man, whatever you have to tell yourself to lessen the shame of jackin it to this stuff.

Ah, the old poisoning the well fallacy.

Can't make an argument? Make the other person look as bad as possible. Let's ignore the fact that plenty of people actually recognize the hilarity and absurdity of the game, and *gasp* see that as a selling point.

 

[stranno]

This new EDF looks weird.

 

[MagnesG]

Hey man, whatever you have to tell yourself to lessen the shame of jackin it to this stuff.

Who actually jack to this stuff? Kept seeing it over and over, I'm surprised by just by the tendency of it coming out. It's like a normal occurrence for some people..

 

[Dr. Claus]

Who actually jack to this stuff? Kept seeing it over and over, I'm surprised by just by the tendency of it coming out. It's like a normal occurrence for some people..

Could be projection. Never have I seen someone so ardent with their accusations of pedophilia and incel than Shark in a long while. Seems like the mods agree as he has been given a break from the forums

 

[The Mad Draklor]

Could be projection. Never have I seen someone so ardent with their accusations of pedophilia and incel than Shark in a long while. Seems like the mods agree as he has been given a break from the forums

He was trying to pull this same nonsense in another thread.

It's very telling when some people's kneejerk reactions towards this game are that the game is pedophilia dogwhistling when it is clearly advertised to be absurd and silly.

 

[Lokimaru]

How does a grown adult play this game and not die from embarrassment. This just looks sad.

Who the hell would get embarrassed playing something as tame as this? My Mom had nude paintings of men and women in various acts of artful copulation hung all over the house when I was growing up so seeing nudity and sexuality is as natural as breathing to me.

 

[Spaceman292]

Different strokes for different folks, no need to get judgmental.

I'm not sure that would work in court.

 

[Ulysses 31]

I'm not sure that would work in court.

Playing video games is not a crime.

 

[Spaceman292]

Playing video games is not a crime.

Just a joke bro

 

[Ulysses 31]

Just a joke bro

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Not your fault he didn't use a poop emoji.

 

[sid2vicious]

Hey man, whatever you have to tell yourself to lessen the shame of jackin it to this stuff.

Translation =

But hey, who am I to judge? Whatever floats your boat....

 

[F0rneus]

We've just reached peak Japan.

 

[Knightime_X]

Yeah i'm gonna make this purchase for science.

 

[Kittehkraken]

Played it on the Vita. Used both hands as well.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

lol that was a goofy game, and that banana split edition is getting harder to find.

 

[Holm]

Not gonna lie, this isn't really much. I mean, it IS anime.

 

[Lastyou1]

Who the hell would get embarrassed playing something as tame as this? My Mom had nude paintings of men and women in various acts of artful copulation hung all over the house when I was growing up so seeing nudity and sexuality is as natural as breathing to me.

As it should be. I really don't get how and why copulation, the way human beings and many other animals reproduce themselves, is such a taboo.

But this is a topic of a broader nature than video games and hentai.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

Basically, engage in as much frantic foreplay as you can and the woman becomes happy.

Well, look at Japanese pr0n.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

When you lurk a thread and see all the other weebs coming out, uniting for glory

 

[Hudo]

How does a grown adult play this game and not die from embarrassment. This just looks sad.

As an adult, you're dead inside anyway. So you just don't give a shit, lol.

 

[Javthusiast]

I give this my seal of lewdproval.

 

[stationzones]

Basically, engage in as much frantic foreplay as you can and the woman becomes happy.

The Japanese are so brave

this thing is absolute cancer

 

[DESTROYA]

this thing is absolute cancer

Thanks for that really deep insightful post.

 

[stationzones]

Thanks for that really deep insightful post.

If you came into a thread about a game called "gun gun pixies" looking for revelation and insightful posts with eloquent wisdom and life gems, I question your sanity.

 

[The Mad Draklor]

this thing is absolute cancer

Then don't buy the game?

 

[DESTROYA]

If you came into a thread about a game called "gun gun pixies" looking for revelation and insightful posts with eloquent wisdom and life gems, I question your sanity.

Oh I know I'm already pretty insane, but when people use the word cancer like that it really triggers me after having a brother pass away from it.
People use it in the most inappropriate ways.
If that's all you got to offer why post?

 

[stationzones]

Then don't buy the game?

I wouldn't even pick this up out the dumpster but to each his own. I won't knock it. I see some people getting a rise out of a game like this, with babies in bikinis shooting at naked women's erogenous areas with guns for points. But to look at this game as anything short of reprehensible is truly saddening.

 

[The Mad Draklor]

I wouldn't even pick this up out the dumpster but to each his own. I won't knock it. I see some people getting a rise out of a game like this, with babies in bikinis shooting at naked women's erogenous areas with guns for points. But to look at this game as anything short of reprehensible is truly saddening.

LOL. It's just a game so put your moralist-tinted glasses away. And LOL at the "babies in bikinis". You really have to engage in huge mental gymnastics to see the characters in the game as babies.

Honestly, it's far more telling if that's how you see it and act like Stewie after he sees a single page of Hustle Magazine. Meanwhile, I find the game to be hilariously absurd. Yeah, I find the game appealing for non-sexual reasons. Shocking, isn't it?

 

[GymWolf]

The shooting looks more fun than the latest rockstar games tho.

 

[shaddam]

I dont see the problem. I played the previous gal*gun game on my vita.. Not the pinnacle of gaming, but it was a fun 1-2 hour. BTW onechanbara is on sale on PSN

 

[iconmaster]

I agree with those saying this is embarrassing.

 

[Stitch]

I dont see the problem. I played the previous gal*gun game on my vita.. Not the pinnacle of gaming, but it was a fun 1-2 hour.

It's even better in VR

 

[Havoc2049]

You know what. I just linked my Twitch account to Neogaf. I will start up the game later today, and, for those who choose to, can see how much worse it is. I am curious myself now.



Now you are my favorite person.

EDIT and UPDATE:

I cannot figure out how to get the broadcast up and running. When I went to install the game, I noticed I had trophy's from 2015. Turns out my daughter DID play the game! So, I have thoroughly humiliated myself with this post and am now going to go into hiding.

PS. The game is a bit crap and I couldn't figure out how to get past the caged in area on the second level.

First Resident Evil 6 and then Onechanbara Z2 Chaos for your young daughter. Dad of the Year Award!

Gun Gun Pixies looks like good light hearted fun. The people who assume that gamers who buy games like Gun Gun Pixies, Onechanbara Z2 Chaos, etc., and jerk off to them need to lighten up and grow up. I would also put money down that a larger portion of the Call of Duty community has a larger waist line and still lives with their parents, than the community of gamers who play games like Gun Gun Pixies.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

Gun Gun Pixies looks like good light hearted fun. The people who assume that gamers who buy games like Gun Gun Pixies, Onechanbara Z2 Chaos, etc., and jerk off to them need to lighten up and grow up. I would also put money down that a larger portion of the Call of Duty community has a larger waist line and still lives at home, than the community of games who play games like Gun Gun Pixies.

It's amazing to think that people couldn't see a couple enjoying this and using it for some comedy
Or if you have the type of waifu to use it as foreplay

I would think it would be more masculine (Since people keep bringing up the topic of the basement nerd stereotype) to like something and not give a fuck what others think, than to run around caring what others thought; I dunno, I grew up weird.

Long as you're not hurting yourself or others, disturbing them, etc. who gives a fuck?

 

[sid2vicious]

I would also put money down that a larger portion of the Call of Duty community has a larger waist line and still lives with their parents

I think you nailed it. No point in reasoning with these narrow minded man babies.

 

[Dr. Claus]

If you came into a thread about a game called "gun gun pixies" looking for revelation and insightful posts with eloquent wisdom and life gems, I question your sanity.

If you come into a thread about a game called "gun gun pixies" looking to shit on it and those who like it, I question your sanity as well as your maturity.

Grow up, mate.

 

[Valonquar]

Reminds me of all the copies of the terrible Sailor Moon fighting game for PS1 I sold to dudes "for their little sister"

 

[Mihos]

well, I know what me and the wife are role playing later