E-celeb Alanah Pearce is in Cyberpunk 2077!!!

kingwingin said:
What in the fuck is this shit. I'm not watching that idiots video but this can't be true
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Help Jesse Cox With a Very Personal Issue in Cyberpunk 2077

The world of Cyberpunk 2077 is ripe for funny side quests, including one with Jesse Cox
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After seeing Keanu Reeves sneak into Cyberpunk 2077 as Johnny Silverhand, the enigmatic rockerboy that haunts main character V, we should have seen something like this coming. Other online personalities have apparently also made their way into CD Projekt Red's upcoming title, including Youtube personality and Executive Producer of Monster Prom, Jesse Cox, who recently teased the addition his likeness has made to the game.

It's not just Cox's voice you can expect to find in Cyberpunk 2077, but him entirely. The Youtuber seems to have gotten the same treatment as Keanu Reeves, except his predicament might not be as cool as Johnny Silverhand's. In a tweet revealing his part in the game, Cox said "I've got a quest for you. And yes, it's exactly as messed up as you think it'd be." After finding out what the quest entails, I can say Cox is categorically correct.

Just a heads up, the following will contain spoilers for a side quest in Cyberpunk 2077. The side quest that Jesse Cox's character is involved in has no bearing on the main storyline that players will experience with V, although it seems to show off the game's unique sense of humor.

Although it's not clear how players get Cox's character's quest, the quest's contents are readily available. As it turns out, Cox's character underwent some cyberpunk… male enhancement surgery, but it had gone awry. Players are tasked with taking him to a ripper doc, medical professionals specializing in cybernetic enhancements, to remedy his now damaged third limb. Afterward, the character will give V a ring and wire over some Eddies for their trouble.

That's just a taste of what's in store for players in the side quests of Cyberpunk 2077. I suspect they won't all be gags, although the Cyberpunk genre makes plenty of room for jokes. I mean, when you hand people cybernetic prosthetics and let them travel into the internet, something funny's bound to happen. Either way, we'll get a better look at some more tales from Night City when Cyberpunk 2077 launches November 19 on PC, PS4 and Xbox One.
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brap said:
It is
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Help Jesse Cox With a Very Personal Issue in Cyberpunk 2077

The world of Cyberpunk 2077 is ripe for funny side quests, including one with Jesse Cox
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This is giving me serious Bioware at the point they went off the rail vibes.


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Yoboman said:
Unrealistic and sexist body:

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Once again proving the far left just hate actual women and how they like to make themselves look.

The push to remove any sexy or attractive female designs from games is less realistic, not more so.
 
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Why did CDPR butcher Alanah's looks? That's not something I'd expect from a based Polish studio. Makes me hate the pandering even more- then again I can pretend it's someone else..
 
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Cant wait to see what people come up with the Alanah Pearce character creation models. Didn't they say you can customize every body part ?:lollipop_thescream::lollipop_thescream:
This can potentially be glorious, saying that I have no clue who this is .
 
The_Mike said:
I also liked her when I saw her in Funhaus. But after Bruce left I quit watching Funhaus, and after Alanah Pearce claimed she was an sjw pansexual I lost everything for her.
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She's free to be who she wants to be. I don't really care since it doesn't hurt anyone. Live your life to the fullest. You only get one. I judge her by how she interacts with the world and she seems kind and loves video games. That's all I need. Let's just respect each other. I hate that so many comments zero in on her personal life. Let's be better.

Also agree that Bruce was great. Same with Lawrence.
 
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DJT123 said:
Why did CDPR butcher Alanah's looks? That's not something I'd expect from a based Polish studio. Makes me hate the pandering even more- then again I can pretend it's someone else..
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I'm not really sure. Maybe the person that modeled her isn't that good.
 
Jaguar Victory said:
She's free to be who she wants to be. I don't really care since it doesn't hurt anyone. Live your life to the fullest. You only get one. I judge her by how she interacts with the world and she seems kind and loves video games. That's all I need. Let's just respect each other. I hate that so many comments zero in on her personal life. Let's be better.

Also agree that Bruce was great. Same with Lawrence.
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Calling people out for spouting far left lunatic bollocks, that mean fuck all, like the entirely fictitious term 'pansexual', is being 'better'.

It's tolerating these cultist's mad, regressive world views, that's ended up with months on end of rioting, politics going insane, broken journalism and almost all media containing their miserable, hate filled propaganda.

I agree she's free to express these false beliefs mind, but everyone else is also free to call her a nutter and dismiss her other opinions, precisely because of the fact she's either mental, or at best disingenuously virtue signalling.
 
SCB3 said:
Ok, and now has lost the right to criticize or review the game in any way in my opinion.

Seriously how can you not be biassed towards a company if they put you in one of their games, there's no journalistic integrity there now
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Imagine thinking that she is a journalist to begin with...
 
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Stilton Disco said:
Calling people out for spouting far left lunatic bollocks, that mean fuck all, like the entirely fictitious term 'pansexual', is being 'better'.

It's tolerating these cultist's mad, regressive world views, that's ended up with months on end of rioting, politics going insane, broken journalism and almost all media containing their miserable, hate filled propaganda.

I agree she's free to express these false beliefs mind, but everyone else is also free to call her a nutter and dismiss her other opinions, precisely because of the fact she's either mental, or at best disingenuously virtue signalling.
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I can tell you life gets much better when we let go of things that we cannot control. Things like who people are attracted to. I'm not a fan of folks parading their shit around constantly either, but I don't think she does that.
 
Really happy for her :) Seems like a cool chick with a passion for gaming.

She was also in Gears 5 with a small role, so this isn't the first time. Although now her character even looks like her, which is great!

how do you like them positive vibes huh?
 
I don't know why you guys think you somehow make you self look better than those SJW loons, with shit like this in this thread?
Woman who has some you tube channel gets to be in a game, great! ... apparently not..
the game character has a chest reduction (apparently) compared to the real woman. She has not complained but is proud of being in the game... but some anti SJW take it on to them selves, to protect her likeness, from those darn SJW..
 
90% didn't even knows who that is and the rest thinks it's cringe to make e-celeb npcs in big AAA game. Complete misfire from cd projekt marketing team tbh
 
Is this going to be a game where celebs pay for them to be put in a game and ruin it. Who next. Not saying she paid to be but you know what I mean.
 
Jaguar Victory said:
I can tell you life gets much better when we let go of things that we cannot control. Things like who people are attracted to. I'm not a fan of folks parading their shit around constantly either, but I don't think she does that.
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It's got nothing to do with who people are attracted to, no one cares about that anymore, it's about the far leftists that use such unimportant superficial characteristics for political power, and it's not challenging this bollocks whenever you see it that allows it to flourish and spread.

It's the slow erosion of standards, undermining of language and redefining of ideas in minor ways that leads to the hardliner activists being able to push ever more egregious concepts forward.

Let's not forget that it's the ever increasing acceptance and excusing of this extremist rhetoric, that's normalised these previously fringe ideas so much, that we're now seeing cities burn and people murdered over them.

Melodramatic sounding I know, but that's the sad madness of 2020 for you.
 
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Tumle said:
I don't know why you guys think you somehow make you self look better than those SJW loons, with shit like this in this thread?
Woman who has some you tube channel gets to be in a game, great! ... apparently not..
the game character has a chest reduction (apparently) compared to the real woman. She has not complained but is proud of being in the game... but some anti SJW take it on to them selves, to protect her likeness, from those darn SJW..
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I don't actually have an issue with Streamers/YouTubers being in games, I'd rather they weren't as its pandering as fuck, but hey that's the world we are in now, "influencers" somehow get a fair say in shit, often when their opinion is shit (See the Halo gameplay reveal pre-show where only Alanah actually came out of that well and the rest clearly could not give a fuck about Halo, hell one woman said she literally has never played it, doesn't play sequels and only indie games that have a message! what a perfect guest!) I will only accept DarkSydePhil as a Youtube cameo from now on

My issue is anyone that reviews or discusses games for a living should not be as that is a clear bias, I had the same issue when Dan Ryckert was in LA Noire when at Games Informer as a reviewer, how can I trust your opinion when you are literally part of the game?
 
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I'll be honest I'm a little ambivalent about these youtuber inserts, but at this juncture, CDP has already committed so it is what it is and tbh I don't mind Alanah. I'm just hoping DrDisrespect is in there as well for some violence, speed momentum. Him in a Steven Heck from Alpha Protocol type character would be pretty fucking dope.

Also, she already said a while back that she wasn't reviewing the game, so I'm amused by all the people losing their shit over this.
 
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Hard to be an impartial and respectable journalist if you keep getting friendly with guys like Troy Baker, Designers of AAA games, Artists and also appear in games. At least to me, she needs to distance herself from any serious Cyberpunk reviews or they will become sales pitches. Can't trust her opinion because its compromised, she is invested in the game now. Good luck to her.
 
I said this when it started years ago and I'll say it again. I hate when game companies pull in actors and "influencers" likenesses into their games. It makes me not want to buy the product and is unimaginative on their end.
 
Why are people on here so out to hate random people they have nothing in connection with?

Congrats to her, she probably works for what she has and is right to be proud of it.
 
We live in a timeline where woman dress more and more like whores when they go out and woman in video games get less feminine to appeal to "real" woman

lmao
 
Stilton Disco said:
This is giving me serious Bioware at the point they went off the rail vibes.


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Once again proving the far left just hate actual women and how they like to make themselves look.

The push to remove any sexy or attractive female designs from games is less realistic, not more so.
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I remember when Bioware was awesome and had John Cleese voice a snooty English explorer in Jade Empire.

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Now that was how you used a guest celebrity in your videogame. Delicia Fay and rhymes with Robot were barely famous enough to warrant a 'whatever' from most people.

As for Alanah, I really don't watch her so I don't really give a damn about her inclusion. I just pray that Cyberpunk 2077 doesn't become a Mass Effect 3 type of disaster. I trust CDProjektRed, but I'm still wary.
 
Lol they are putting everyone and their cousin in the game 😂 First Keanu which was cool then Grimes and then a bunch of YouTubers
 
SCB3 said:
Ok, and now has lost the right to criticize or review the game in any way in my opinion.

Seriously how can you not be biassed towards a company if they put you in one of their games, there's no journalistic integrity there now
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She aint reviewing it
 
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