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I AM SUCH A F*CK!!

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Fbh said:
Dont worry man.
Just make a nice gesture to say sorry. You can make her some stress releaving Chinese spheres by microwaving tinfoil

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Careful, we have some zoomers in the board.
 
Well... I'm getting the tank flushed out professionally this morning. I was told not to worry too much as there shouldn't be any serious damage Apparently unleaded in a diesel engine isn't the end of the world.

My fiancee read through this thread and never laughed so hard in her life, so at least something good can out of this...
 
John Mullins said:
Always fascinates me people can be this retarded :messenger_tears_of_joy:

I always double check even though I'm filling the same car from the same pump in the same petrol station.


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That's the thing... I'm the type to double or even triple check things (learned that from my dad), but yesterday I just had a big ass brain fart.
 
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Macapala said:
Well... I'm getting the tank flushed out professionally this morning. I was told not to worry too much as there shouldn't be any serious damage Apparently unleaded in a diesel engine isn't the end of the world.

My fiancee read through this thread and never laughed so hard in her life, so at least something good can out of this...
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If you hadn't filled it to the brim you're usually able to dilute it with just putting diesel on top. You just need the 'self-igniting' properties of diesel and it will burn off normal fuel too but the mixture has to be right. At least you didn't fullderp it and the car isn't fuckety fucked.
 
Thanks for posting OP, I appreciate the laugh and yes you are indeed a f*ck.

*My wife nearly did the same to my old 4wd. Lucky my new 4wd is unleaded when she ran out of petrol though.
 
Well, I got the car fixed everything seems fine... I hope. :pie_sad_relieved:

Oh and my fiancee is still willing to have sex with me YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!:messenger_bicep: So HANDS OFF King of Foxes King of Foxes !!!
 
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I get lost in thought too easily. I have to concentrate fucking hard in traffic lights. I sometimes drop my underwear in the toilet and find weird stuff in my fridge. Shit like this is bound to happen to me.
 
every time i see tghs topic title and i imagine OP screaming to the rest of us the he is "SUCH A F*CK" it makes me laugh with utter glee at his misfortunes.

new favorite user. hands down, no contest :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
Fbh said:
Dont worry man.
Just make a nice gesture to say sorry. You can make her some stress releaving Chinese spheres by microwaving tinfoil

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Baoding-balls-1024x683.jpg



just to be sure....don't
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Just tried this to make up for eating the last doughnut in the kitchen.

We no longer have a kitchen.
 
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