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Rank the Spice Girls

PrimetimeKnight

PrimetimeKnight

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Purely based on hotness, first person to guess my personal ranking gets a
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from yours truly. Let the games begin!

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I think I was about 15 when they hit the scene

Geri was my waifu at the time, my redhead thread lurking fetish was founded by her and Scully and others in the '90s

Ranking talent wise? Mel C wins no question

Mel C
Geri
Baby
The auto-tuner
Their make-up artist
Mel B
Posh

Hotness?

Geri
Mel C
Baby
Posh
Mel B - although she's aged better than the rest
 
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In 1996 it would've been:

  • Geri
  • Baby
  • Posh
  • Mel B
  • Sporty

Now, it'd probably be:

  • Posh
  • Geri
  • Baby
  • Mel B
  • Sporty

Based on their 1996 appearance, not what they look like today.
 
Hotness back then:

1. Posh (when she doesn't smile)
2. Geri
Tie. Baby and Mel B
5. Sporty (there is nothing sexy about thin chicks wearing headbands and running shoes unless it's sleazy like Kianna's Flex Appeal)


Now:

1. Sporty (did a 180 on her image)
2. Geri (googled her... didn't even recognize her as she's thin. Looks good)
3. Baby
4. Posh (terrible tit job)
5. Mel B (yikes)
 
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HighFlyingBird said:
Ranking talent wise? Mel C wins no question

Mel C
Geri
Baby
The auto-tuner
Their make-up artist
Mel B
Posh

Hotness?

Geri
Mel C
Baby
Posh
Mel B - although she's aged better than the rest
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In your two ranking charts, I agree on everything, except for hotness now chart. I had Sporty and Geri flipped.
 
I saw one of those rare pictures back then, where all of them wore the same black dress and had the same makeup, and it was obvious that sporty was ranked a lot higher than how they usually dressed her up. Plus body wise, along the black chick she obliterated the other ones.

* sporty
* ginger
* posh
* scary
* baby

And by talent, sporty was the only one of them who could actually sing.
 
Baby spice
Geri

- Fun fact Geri did lewd/nude photo-shoots on the street I used to work. All online if you fancy a gander.
 
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Geri was the hottest one at the time.

Now, I'd say Mel B. She's aged more gracefully. But they're all good looking.
 
And unfortunatly for us back then we didn't have porn hub and fast internet, so whacking it to spice girls was the best you could do between scrambled porn and those late night Shannon tweed skin flicks.
 
Ginger then Baby

Then I don't really care past that. Don't really find the other three all that attractive.


cryptoadam said:
Never got that line.

I am sure its supposed to mean you have to be cool with all my friends and they have to approve of you. But the meaning really comes off as lets have a giant orgy.
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I always thought it meant you had to also be friends first. That's how 9th grade me took it anyway!
 
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Baby Spice >>>>>>>>>> Posh Spice >>> Ginger Spice >>>>>>>> Sporty Spice > Scary Spice

Opinion hasn't changed on that since '96.
 
The redhead had some sort of porn vid I remember.. Not that I wanked to it. Well not a lot. Ok a lot.

Sporty was like a guy so she can just sod off.

Redhead + blondie are welcome on my lap any day. Others, meh.
 
96
Geri, Baby, Beckham, Sporty, Murphy

now
Geri, Sporty, ex murphy, Baby, Beckham
 
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Mel C
Geri
Mel B
Baby
Posh

Mel C was by far the most talented, and I was also really attracted to her.

In fairness Baby is probably the nicest and most grounded, and a Spurs fan.

Posh would make a decent broomstick.
 
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