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S______L for PS5 to be revealed soon (The dedicated blueballs/Kojima 'conspiracy' thread)

Is this new Silent Hill real or fake?

  • Real

    Votes: 330 44.6%
  • Fake

    Votes: 410 55.4%

  • Total voters
    740
  • Poll closed .
How the hell does Kojima Amsterdam not have access to a native Turk...there are at least 500k of them in the Netherlands lol
Kojima is such a maverick he hired the only Turk who couldn't speak the language.
tom cruise maverick GIF
 
But they haven't yet, which is reason number 69 why I'm still #TeamReal. Sony should have shut this down over the weekend at the latest. It's gone on too long if he's just a one man dev with no money and talent.
Still on #teamreal but interested in #team69 too
 
Kojima is such a maverick he hired the only Turk who couldn't speak the language.
tom cruise maverick GIF

I translated it in Google Translate...he says it might sound like he is using Google translate...no shit HK...
He said he has broken Turkish, google translate might be better. He didn't say he is using it. He is probably part of second or third generation emigrated workforce children who don't speak Turkish apart from family if even that.
 
Take your juvenile clown wars somewhere else.
I can't tell what's more funny...

SonyGaf getting excited about some shovelware game that they are sure has Kojima and Konami involvement.

Or when people thought PS1 , PS2 and PS3 back compat was going to be a secret feature included in the PS5 hahaha
 
I translated it in Google Translate...he says it might sound like he is using Google translate...no shit HK...
Translate this: Amınakoduklarım benden iyi mi bileceksiniz bu durumu, altta yorumda bu türkçe konuşmuyor diyenler sanki göç etmiş Türklerin ikinci yada üçüncü jenerasyon olacağını düşünüyor. And then translate it back, let's see how accurate GT is when used to and from.
 
I can't tell what's more funny...

SonyGaf getting excited about some shovelware game that they are sure has Kojima and Konami involvement.

Or when people thought PS1 , PS2 and PS3 back compat was going to be a secret feature included in the PS5 hahaha
Only thing that's funny is you laughing at your own shit jokes..
 
Hasan is a stoner dude doing the worst
job at trying to come off doing a Kojima bit, while sitting in his home flipping assets for his groundbreaking open world, never been done before horror game with his imaginary team of employees that he pays through the plethora of games he sold before.

The games he sold...

season 2 GIF by Twin Peaks on Showtime


Season 5 Lol GIF by Real Husbands of Hollywood
 
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He said he has broken Turkish, google translate might be better. He didn't say he is using it. He is probably part of second or third generation emigrated workforce children who don't speak Turkish apart from family if even that.
...and i didn't say he was using it either...i said that he said it might sound like he is using it. So I'm not sure what you are pointing out here?
 
Hasan is a stoner dude doing the worse job at trying to come off doing a Kojima bit, while sitting in his home flipping assets for his groundbreaking open world, never been done before horror game with his imaginary team of employees that he pays through the plethora of games he sold before.

The games he sold...

season 2 GIF by Twin Peaks on Showtime


Season 5 Lol GIF by Real Husbands of Hollywood

Hey, in 2019 he sold 10+ copies of a $1 Android Game:


If you look at the history moving forward.. he maybe sold 50 copies.. at between 1 dollar and 3 dollars... before pulling the game this year.

Just rolling in the dough.
 
I can't tell what's more funny...

SonyGaf getting excited about some shovelware game that they are sure has Kojima and Konami involvement.

Or when people thought PS1 , PS2 and PS3 back compat was going to be a secret feature included in the PS5 hahaha

Someone add #TeamStupid to the poll.
 
Hasan is a stoner dude doing the worst
job at trying to come off doing a Kojima bit, while sitting in his home flipping assets for his groundbreaking open world, never been done before horror game with his imaginary team of employees that he pays through the plethora of games he sold before.

The games he sold...

season 2 GIF by Twin Peaks on Showtime


Season 5 Lol GIF by Real Husbands of Hollywood
Dude he put 250,000 over 5 years into 50 devs for this AA game that will blow our minds
 
Aight, I am packing it up. Will drop one single post here once it has been proven to be utter scam.

Post will be nothing but laughing gifs. Until then amigos, have fun.
 
At this rate Hasan will have written more tweets than games he's sold.

Aight, I am packing it up. Will drop one single post here once it has been proven to be utter scam.

Post will be nothing but laughing gifs. Until then amigos, have fun.

You're going to binge on Jav before you're forced to take a break from it aren't you?

I see you.

Will Smith Yes GIF by Bad Boys For Life
 
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I can't tell what's more funny...

SonyGaf getting excited about some shovelware game that they are sure has Kojima and Konami involvement.

Or when people thought PS1 , PS2 and PS3 back compat was going to be a secret feature included in the PS5 hahaha

I can't tell what's more pathetic… someone trying hard to console war in a thread that has nothing to do with it, and has been a good natured back and forth between two groups, or…

…no actually, there is nothing more pathetic.
 
Aight, I am packing it up. Will drop one single post here once it has been proven to be utter scam.

Post will be nothing but laughing gifs. Until then amigos, have fun.
Don't go, team real is hurting that is why they are in troll mode attacking us, better to watch them squirm as it is revealed to be fake more and more.
 
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How easily we forget. Kojima is a MasterClass as this son!

It's a "masterclass" when he made a KickStarter nobody noticed, and claimed he was going to make a "Playable Trailer" a year after PT (Playable Trailer)?



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Kojima was so disappointed that PT was figured out quickly, that for his next ARG he directly referenced PT... or... this amateur dev reference PT on purpose lol

Friends, join me.. free yourself of this madness.. heal your hearts. Maybe do some cocaine.
 
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There ya go buddy, your proof is REJECTED lol

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Nothing suspicious about this????? Lol

Who responds to a series of text with audio unprompted like that? Why friend and then close friend this person at all? You wouldn't be able to see his real name or Facebook pic or whatever without close friend access right? Why give them this specific info? Why is it the only image of this dude anyone on earth has ever seen? Why does the time add up to 27 AGAIN?

I don't think it would take much time to fake an account up and make this video honestly.
 
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