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[Zeroing]

I will feed you now. Come to daddy.

Temping but you have a house to fix!

We can play later Daddy!

 

[Peggies]

Speaking of dogs...

Me and my ex-gf broke up again so I might as well share the last 2 pics I snapped of her dog last week when me and him were chillin. It'll probably be the last I see of him for a while.

Spoiler: big pics

Is there no way you could keep him? Maybe kidnapping? Or dognapping in that case?

 

[Star-Lord]

Guess who`s going on a dinner date/getting their penis wet later? Not me. My `mate` stole my date. So a takeaway and a film for me tonight. I'm living my best life, quys.

 

[Peggies]

I wasn't breast fed as a baby. That must be the reason.

Oh god, I knew there would be consequences.

 

[haxan7]

Is there no way you could keep him? Maybe kidnapping? Or dognapping in that case?

I could probably have joint custody if I asked her. She refuses to get him any kind of training or discipline him so he's really hard to deal with. Wild animal on a leash.

 

[haxan7]

Guess who`s going on a dinner date/getting their penis wet later? Not me. My `mate` stole my date. So a takeaway and a film for me tonight. I'm living my best life, quys.

If he brings her home at least you can listen through the wall and have a tearful wank

 

[Peggies]

I could probably have joint custody if I asked her. She refuses to get him any kind of training or discipline him so he's really hard to deal with. Wild animal on a leash.

But then you would certainly end up together again with her, don't you think?

 

[haxan7]

But then you would certainly end up together again with her, don't you think?

true

 

[Zeroing]

Oh god, I knew there would be consequences.

Yeah I'm gay and I like seeing titties how weird is that?

 

[Peggies]

Yeah I'm gay and I like seeing titties how weird is that?

Yeah titties are nice to look at. At least pretty titties.

 

[Peggies]

true

 

[haxan7]

Yeah I'm gay and I like seeing titties how weird is that?

have you tried rubbing one out to a nice big set

 

[p_xavier]

Yeah I'm gay and I like seeing titties how weird is that?

Me too, I hooked up with this bi couple once. I licked her tits and was fun.

 

[badblue]

Yeah I'm gay and I like seeing titties how weird is that?

 

[Star-Lord]

If he brings her home at least you can listen through the wall and have a tearful wank

He's not my housemate (I live alone) so that's not an option. Looks like its just Mia and me tonight.

 

[p_xavier]

Guess who`s going on a dinner date/getting their penis wet later? Not me. My `mate` stole my date. So a takeaway and a film for me tonight. I'm living my best life, quys.

Why the cuck attitude?

 

[Zeroing]

 

[Zeroing]

have you tried rubbing one out to a nice big set

No, I'll put it on my kink list.

 

[Zeroing]

Guess who`s going on a dinner date/getting their penis wet later? Not me. My `mate` stole my date. So a takeaway and a film for me tonight. I'm living my best life, quys.

Is it a friend when he steals? A true friend would share!

 

[badblue]

Join My Only Fans

 

[nush]

Guess who`s going on a dinner date/getting their penis wet later? Not me. My `mate` stole my date. So a takeaway and a film for me tonight. I'm living my best life, quys.

Go shag his mum, that'll teach him!

 

[Zeroing]

Join My Only Fans

I expect quality! send the link. lol

 

[p_xavier]

Is it a friend when he steals? A true friend would share!

Like Shakespeare said, DP or not DP, that is the question.

 

[Star-Lord]

Why the cuck attitude?

I ain't no cuck. He was the one who introduced me to her in the first place. I think it was a case of he called dibs without telling me.

Is it a friend when he steals? A true friend would share!

I know all about his sexual conquests and desires. I would not want to share with him.

Go shag his mum, that'll teach him!

His mum's dead, sadly. Still, a bit of necrophilia never hurt anyone.

Like Shakespeare said, DP or not DP, that is the question.

Always DP.

Always.

 

[Zeroing]

I ain't no cuck. He was the one who introduced me to her in the first place. I think it was a case of he called dibs without telling me.



I know all about his sexual conquests and desires. I would not want to share with him.



His mum's dead, sadly. Still, a bit of necrophilia never hurt anyone.



Always DP.

Always.

Seduce his dad! That is what I would do! That would teach him a lesson he would never forget! Yes I'm that evil!

 

[badblue]

I expect quality! send the link. lol

I may as well open it up to everyone.

Next 20 sign ups get a free video!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I may as well open it up to everyone.

Next 20 sign ups get a free video!

Best content on the whole damn internet right there.

 

[Zeroing]

I may as well open it up to everyone.

Next 20 sign ups get a free video!

 

[haxan7]

It's too bad you can see Dwight is wearing tan underwear in that shot

 

[jshackles]

I'm becoming increasingly convinced that me and Maiden Voyage are the same person

 

[badblue]

It's too bad you can see Dwight is wearing tan underwear in that shot

He's not as brave as I am.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Speaking of dicks(when are we not?) The new jackass movie sure has a lot. It's like immediately as soon as you start the movie. Dick and balls everywhere.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[teezzy]

Lmao calling dibs on a bitch as if she didn't just find him more appealing than you

 

[Zeroing]

Speaking of dicks(when are we not?) The new jackass movie sure has a lot. It's like immediately as soon as you start the movie. Dick and balls everywhere.

Yeah it wasn't even sexy ones! That movie wasn't even funny!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Yeah it wasn't even sexy ones! That movie wasn't even funny!

I had a few great laughs but the dicks weren't good I can agree there. Lots of old man balls too.

 

[Zeroing]

I had a few great laughs but the dicks weren't good I can agree there. Lots of old man balls too.

Yeah that's why I keep telling straight men! Moisture your balls!!!!!!!!!!

 

[haxan7]

Yeah that's why I keep telling straight men! Moisture your balls!!!!!!!!!!

I do keep my butthole pretty well-shorn (for wiping purposes), but moisturizing the balls is not something I had even considered before.

 

[nush]

when soft and smooth.

 

[Zeroing]

I do keep my butthole pretty well-shorn (for wiping purposes), but moisturizing the balls is not something I had even considered before.

sometimes I wonder are you really gay? Lol wait you are right?
Moisturizer will prevent your balls to get all wrinkled and … you know you don't wanna end up in your 60s with a low sack that hits your knees lol

 

[Zeroing]

when soft and smooth.

Teabaging !?

 

[haxan7]

sometimes I wonder are you really gay? Lol wait you are right?
Moisturizer will prevent your balls to get all wrinkled and … you know you don't wanna end up in your 60s with a low sack that hits your knees lol

nope i'm actually straight. I don't blame you for thinking that, I talk about sucking dicks a LOT.

 

[nush]

Teabaging !?

You never had your balls sucked? Are you really gay?

 

[Zeroing]

nope i'm actually straight. I don't blame you for thinking that, I talk about sucking dicks a LOT.

Omg and the list of gays on Neogaf just got even shorter… just like dick on a very cold day

 

[Zeroing]

You never had your balls sucked? Are you really gay?

I can't blame you for thinking that, I'm straight I just like to talk about dicks a lot… wait…

Yeah of course I had my balls sucked there was times where I fear for them tho. Some guys are suck too much.

 

[nush]

Some guys are suck too much.

and girls.

 

[Zeroing]

and girls.

Yeah bro I mean girls! Me totally straight bruh!

So… U wanna try a brojob?

 

[Rentahamster]

Speaking of dicks(when are we not?) The new jackass movie sure has a lot. It's like immediately as soon as you start the movie. Dick and balls everywhere.

I'm sold

 

[Rentahamster]

and girls.

Can confirm.

I have a goldilocks zone of comfort.

 

[Barakov]