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[Maiden Voyage]

My dick hole is feeling back to 100% today. Thanks for the kind words MetaGaf

 

[Rentahamster]

My dick hole is feeling back to 100% today. Thanks for the kind words MetaGaf

I won't rest until your dick hole is over 9000%

 

[badblue]

My dick hole is feeling back to 100% today. Thanks for the kind words MetaGaf

 

[haxan7]

Thanks for the gold!

 

[bronk]

What the hell why is the website white for me now? Gotta fix this pussy boy shit.

 

[Richard Packer]

Thanks for the gold!

So you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Well done.

 

[haxan7]

So you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Well done.

i'm also good at cupping the balls

 

[p_xavier]

Praying for Maiden Voyage and his penis

Cock worshiping, kinky.

 

[Rentahamster]

Cock worshiping, kinky.

That was a typo. He meant "paying".

 

[p_xavier]

What the hell why is the website white for me now? Gotta fix this pussy boy shit.

I don't have a micropenis like the bodybuilder though.

 

[Rentahamster]

I don't have a micropenis like the bodybuilder though.

Do you have a megapenis?

 

[jshackles]

Do you have a megapenis?

Check out the home renovation thread to see p_xavier 's megapenis

Spoiler

 

[p_xavier]

Do you have a megapenis?

Not a BBC one but above white standards. Porn grade approved.

 

[haxan7]

Check out the home renovation thread to see p_xavier 's megapenis

Spoiler

 

[badblue]

Check out the home renovation thread to see p_xavier 's megapenis

Spoiler

 

[p_xavier]

Amateurs.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I think I’ve finally finished my transition…from fatass to dad bod

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Danganronpa live-action movie?

 

[haxan7]

Danganronpa live-action movie?

That looks like a full MMORPG party. The fat guy is the tank, the girl on the left is the healer.

 

[jshackles]

Danganronpa live-action movie?

Where did you find the leaked photos of the MetaGAF meetup?

 

[nush]

Danganronpa live-action movie?

Posh Spice has been hitting the gym hard.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Danganronpa live-action movie?

I cant believe that 5/10 on the far left is the best looking one there.

And what's with the two blonds acting like Siamese Twins?

 

[p_xavier]

I cant believe that 5/10 on the far left is the best looking one there.

And what's with the two blonds acting like Siamese Twins?

The fatso guy looks to give a mean fuck. I would go for him.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I didn't see this before but it gave me a good chuckle today.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

The lady checking my receipt at Costco made a “whoopwhoopwhoop” sound as she marked my receipt, like the three stooges, but she used the back of the pen not the ink part…I feel like I need someone familiar with the female mind, like Peggies or Richard Packer to explain this to me.

 

[Richard Packer]

The lady checking my receipt at Costco made a “whoopwhoopwhoop” sound as she marked my receipt, like the three stooges, but she used the back of the pen not the ink part…I feel like I need someone familiar with the female mind, like Peggies or Richard Packer to explain this to me.

It means you have been marked, as a man with a micropenis.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

It means you have been marked, as a man with a micropenis.

Boy was I off the mark

 

[haxan7]

It means you have been marked, as a man with a micropenis.

Takes one to know one

 

[Richard Packer]

Takes one to know one

You of all people should know better.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I didn’t know enlarged clitoris GAF was such a thriving community, I feel seen

 

[teezzy]

This forum is weird

 

[badblue]

This forum is weird

 

[haxan7]

You of all people should know better.

That must have been my evil twin. I have no idea what you’re talking about.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[haxan7]

 

[badblue]

 

[nush]

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Rentahamster]

It means you have been marked, as a man with a micropenis.

I find it easier and more entertaining to use a pair of sticky googly eyes.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

House got hit by a storm yesterday. Lost power until around midnight. Lots of exterior damage to the roof, including visible water damage inside on the ceiling. Garage door caved in but it looks like my car is fine. I'll be cleaning up the rest of the weekend. Hopefully insurance isn't a massive pain.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

House got hit by a storm yesterday. Lost power until around midnight. Lots of exterior damage to the roof, including visible water damage inside on the ceiling. Garage door caved in but it looks like my car is fine. I'll be cleaning up the rest of the weekend. Hopefully insurance isn't a massive pain.

Damn son, did a microburst bukkake your house? Glad nobody got hurt

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Damn son, did a microburst bukkake your house? Glad nobody got hurt

I want to post local weather shit because there's some good pictures & videos out there but I also don't want to get doxxed by weirdos.

The little old lady that lives near me had her massive, 2/3-story tall tree cut right in half. The top half just barely missed her house. She was hella lucky.

 

[Zeroing]

Great just when I leave the thread, there is a dick emergency... Maiden Voyage all the best and I hope you are feeling better.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Great just when I leave the thread, there is a dick emergency... Maiden Voyage all the best and I hope you are feeling better.

My dick is fine now just my house is a bit fucked.

I will live. Just glad the wife, pups, and I made it out safely.

 

[Zeroing]

My dick is fine now just my house is a bit fucked.

I will live. Just glad thee wife, pups, and I made it out safely.

Damn who cursed you???

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Damn who cursed you???

I don't know but whatever I did, I am sorry!

Edit: I bet it was Mia Khalifa.

 

[Zeroing]

I don't know but whatever I did, I am sorry!

Wait let me hold my crystals.... joking.