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[haxan7]

Holy shit she has real life Tifa milkers

As a male feminist I find your characterization of that woman's body parts highly offensive. I have reported you, and I hope that you can learn from your mistakes. RESPECT WOMXN

updated term to be more inclusive

 

[p_xavier]

As a male feminist I find your characterization of that woman's body parts highly offensive. I have reported you, and I hope that you can learn from your mistakes. RESPECT WOMXN

updated term to be more inclusive

But what is a womxn?

 

[haxan7]

But what is a womxn?

 

[badblue]

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[BadBurger]

They could have been the front in a 80's electronic band and no one would have batted an eye

 

[p_xavier]

Whelp, there was a monkeypox virus outbreak at a sauna that I went Tuesday. Another disease to my list if I got it. No symptoms so far, but 17 guys caught it and developed symptoms from that sauna. I should be in the clear.

 

[Zeroing]

Nah womxn! That is not your lipstick color. I think it is more of a nude lip, semi gloss.

 

[Rentahamster]

i hear you can charge more if you're willing to tongue the b-hole a bit as well. just fyi

I was going by my pussy licking experience tbh. I licked a butthole once but I didn't find it all that pleasant. Just tasted coppery.

 

[badblue]

Whelp, there was a monkeypox virus outbreak at a sauna that I went Tuesday. Another disease to my list if I got it. No symptoms so far, but 17 guys caught it and developed symptoms from that sauna. I should be in the clear.

In parts of west and central Africa where the virus originated, humans are most often exposed through contact with wild animals: either via bites and scratches, or during the preparation of bush meat.

Monkeypox virus is spread via contact with bodily fluids from an infected person, so healthcare workers and family members taking care of suspected cases are at risk of infection.

The virus causes flu-like symptoms including fever, aches, and exhaustion, as well as a red rash that turns into pus-filled boils. As the boils burst and crust over, the infection can spread through direct contact with the lesions, or by changing contaminated clothing or bedsheets.

Sharing air with an infected person may pose a risk​

Human-to-human monkeypox transmission may also occur through prolonged face-to-face contact, according to the CDC.

The virus can spread via large, exhaled droplets — like the spray of a cough or sneeze. The droplets that may carry monkeypox are much bigger than, for example, coronavirus particles, which are tiny, airborne, and can float around in the air. Monkeypox particles can't travel as far.

I have an idea for some fetish role play next time you are at the sauna.

 

[Zeroing]

Whelp, there was a monkeypox virus outbreak at a sauna that I went Tuesday. Another disease to my list if I got it. No symptoms so far, but 17 guys caught it and developed symptoms from that sauna. I should be in the clear.

There is also an outbreak in Portugal and England. You should still go check it at the medic, you could still not have symptoms but have it. I really hope you do not.

 

[haxan7]

Nah womxn! That is not your lipstick color. I think it is more of a nude lip, semi gloss.

i was thinking of switching to a semi-gloss.

 

[p_xavier]

I have an idea for some fetish role play next time you are at the sauna.

I always knew it would be handy someday.

 

[Zeroing]

i was thinking of switching to a semi-gloss.

You know I have no idea what I was talking about right? Wait that is you?

I always knew it would be handy someday.

Let me be your Dom Daddy.

 

[p_xavier]

You know I have no idea what I was talking about right? Wait that is you?


Let me be your Dom Daddy.

I might have nearly 100k$ in sex gear, toys and accessories. In retrospective that's intense.

 

[Zeroing]

I might have nearly 100k$ in sex gear, toys and accessories. In retrospective that's intense.

Nah I can handle it as long as you do not make me crush your balls or beat you too much... we would have fun I have limits and so does you... it can be fun to find them.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Whelp, there was a monkeypox virus outbreak at a sauna that I went Tuesday. Another disease to my list if I got it. No symptoms so far, but 17 guys caught it and developed symptoms from that sauna. I should be in the clear.

 

[haxan7]

I need some collectibles of those little guys.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

I need some collectibles of those little guys.

https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/

 

[Peggies]

I need some collectibles of those little guys.

 

[badblue]

As an Internet Medical Expert I suggest disinfecting, with liberal amounts of alcohol, any areas that have been in contact with human bodily fluids. If living in the years of covid has taught me anything, it's that alcohol kills germs.

 

[haxan7]

As an Internet Medical Expert I suggest disinfecting, with liberal amounts of alcohol, any areas that have been in contact with human bodily fluids. If living in the years of covid has taught me anything, it's that alcohol kills germs.

wiener juices make great disinfectants i've heard

 

[Deleted member 1159]

The "post a picture of yourself" thread is that way br-....sister >>

 

[haxan7]

The "post a picture of yourself" thread is that way br-....sister >>

i wish i was that stunningly gorgeous and sexy

 

[Zeroing]

i wish i was that stunningly gorgeous and sexy

Post a pic!!!! I’m so thirsty I can boost anyone self esteem!

 

[haxan7]

Post a pic!!!! I’m so thirsty I can boost anyone self esteem!

there's one of me in face paint buried somewhere in the pic thread. I am gonna preserve my anonymity for now

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I bet haxan is a hunk

e: autocorrect doesn't like this username

 

[Zeroing]

there's one of me in face paint buried somewhere in the pic thread. I am gonna preserve my anonymity for now

Ok I got the hint: zeroing will stalk me if he knows how hot I am!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Sweating balls over here. It's in the 90's outside and 78 degrees in the house. My ac is fucking up. To top it all off I can't get a hold of my landlord. Pray for my sweaty balls, please.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Sweating balls over here. It's in the 90's outside and 78 degrees in the house. My ac is fucking up. To top it all off I can't get a hold of my landlord. Pray for my sweaty balls, please.

Louisville in July/August is pure hell. I don't know how people can live with that humidity.

 

[nush]

Sweating balls over here. It's in the 90's outside and 78 degrees in the house. My ac is fucking up. To top it all off I can't get a hold of my landlord. Pray for my sweaty balls, please.

Sweating, like in a sauna, you're low key inviting p_xavier round for some action right?

 

[Rentahamster]

The only one I don't have is herpes!

#gottacatchemall

 

[ThatGamingDude]

Whelp, there was a monkeypox virus outbreak at a sauna that I went Tuesday. Another disease to my list if I got it. No symptoms so far, but 17 guys caught it and developed symptoms from that sauna. I should be in the clear.

If only it were 12 guys

 

[ThatGamingDude]

Sweating balls over here. It's in the 90's outside and 78 degrees in the house. My ac is fucking up. To top it all off I can't get a hold of my landlord. Pray for my sweaty balls, please.

Fucking weakling
It's already hitting 100+ in AZ

 

[badblue]

wiener juices make great disinfectants i've heard

In my experience wiener juice is something best taken with alcohol. The vodka is a chaser.

 

[SpiceRacz]

Fucking weakling
It's already hitting 100+ in AZ

Fellow Arizonan here. Swamp ass season is back in full swing.

 

[Rentahamster]

In my experience wiener juice is something best taken with alcohol. The vodka is a chaser.

Which kind? There's at least 3 types of weiner juice.

 

[Barakov]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Sorry AZ GAF. I lived in your state for 4 years and understand your pain. It’s currently 37 here and I’m all cozy under a blanket. No ASU dimes for 800 miles though

 

[*Nightwing]

Sweating balls over here. It's in the 90's outside and 78 degrees in the house. My ac is fucking up. To top it all off I can't get a hold of my landlord. Pray for my sweaty balls, please.

 

[Zeroing]

Sweating balls over here. It's in the 90's outside and 78 degrees in the house. My ac is fucking up. To top it all off I can't get a hold of my landlord. Pray for my sweaty balls, please.

Ok when you get home take a shower and put some baby powder on them!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

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[badblue]

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Finally a career I can excel at!

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Ok when you get home take a shower and put some baby powder on them!

*Gold Bond, extra strength whooooooo

 

[Zeroing]

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OMG I was born for this job!!! I am going to apply for it.

 

[Richard Packer]

Thanks for the gold you Anonymous Andy.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

Fellow Arizonan here. Swamp ass season is back in full swing.

Time to go piss in the wave pool at SunSplash

 

[Rentahamster]

Thanks for the gold you Anonymous Andy.

thx for the feet pics

 

[haxan7]

thx for the feet pics

 

[Rentahamster]

Uncanny!