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[BadBurger]

Speaking of dicks(when are we not?) The new jackass movie sure has a lot. It's like immediately as soon as you start the movie. Dick and balls everywhere.

I can't believe Steve-O's main dick-related stunt. Fuck that shit. But I guess at this point he's nearly impervious to pain.

Running errands during a late lunch is great. Can just disappear for a few hours then pop back in before the boss logs out.

 

[haxan7]

better start brushing up on them blowjob skills pal

 

[p_xavier]

Good luck, I do it for free!

 

[badblue]

better start brushing up on them blowjob skills pal

You'd switch teams if I gave you a demo.

Good luck, I do it for free!

I've heard stories from coworkers that have worked out there about what they've been allowed to do with the ladies in those strip clubs in Montreal.
Out here in Alberta were a bit more

No lights out baths houses on Thursday's here.

 

[p_xavier]

You'd switch teams if I gave you a demo.



I've heard stories from coworkers that have worked out there about what they've been allowed to do with the ladies in those strip clubs in Montreal.
Out here in Alberta were a bit more

No lights out baths houses on Thursday's here.

I miss Steamworks.

We used to go to titty bar buffet every Friday in Montréal with coworkers though. And in Quebec it's non-woke, so women don't have penises.

 

[badblue]

And in Quebec it's non-woke, so women don't have penises.

 

[haxan7]

You'd switch teams if I gave you a demo.

i hear you can charge more if you're willing to tongue the b-hole a bit as well. just fyi

 

[badblue]

i hear you can charge more if you're willing to tongue the b-hole a bit as well. just fyi

 

[haxan7]

Remember the first few licks always have the most flavor. It should be smooth sailing after that.

 

[Zeroing]

Remember the first few licks always have the most flavor. It should be smooth sailing after that.

Do not trust him! He’s straight Lol unless the guy is very nasty, guys clean it so much that it’s the most clean spot of their body!

Also actually is the other way around, the more you lick, the more risk there’s for… flavor! Ahah maybe I’m joking, maybe I am not .

 

[haxan7]

Do not trust him! He’s straight Lol unless the guy is very nasty, guys clean it so much that it’s the most clean spot of their body!

Also actually is the other way around, the more you lick, the more risk there’s for… flavor! Ahah maybe I’m joking, maybe I am not .

I was going by my pussy licking experience tbh. I licked a butthole once but I didn't find it all that pleasant. Just tasted coppery.

 

[Star-Lord]

I must admit, I do enjoy a good rimming now and again.

 

[haxan7]

I must admit, I do enjoy a good rimming now and again.

giving or receiving?

 

[BadBurger]

I wish I lived in a city classy enough to have buffets in their titty bars. Xanadu.

 

[haxan7]

Take this seriously guys gosh. We have to get badblue 's rimjob/blowjob skills up to a level where he can support himself with it.

 

[Star-Lord]

giving or receiving?

Never received, but love to give.

 

[haxan7]

Never received, but love to give.

Every time I had my butt ate I was too drunk to enjoy it or remember what it was like.

 

[badblue]

We have to get badblue 's rimjob/blowjob skills up to a level where he can support himself with it.

 

[haxan7]

it ain't gonna suck itself

 

[Zeroing]

I was going by my pussy licking experience tbh. I licked a butthole once but I didn't find it all that pleasant. Just tasted coppery.

Licking hole is more about getting turned on about seeing/knowing the partner is having pleasure!

 

[Zeroing]

Hey, Maiden Voyage how is your house rebuilding going? I hope all is going smoothly!

Remember I’m a designer and gay so I have double the good taste in interior decoration!
So I can give tips on that if you need it!

 

[badblue]

it ain't gonna suck itself

 

[p_xavier]

Sit on a chair, take your arms and force yourself to suck. It's not that hard if you're not overweight and don't have a micro penis.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Hey, Maiden Voyage how is your house rebuilding going? I hope all is going smoothly!

Remember I’m a designer and gay so I have double the good taste in interior decoration!
So I can give tips on that if you need it!

Good. We got everything protected, which was good since we had some rain yesterday. Insurance lady will be here in 3 hours or so. What she tells us then will determine how much we wind up doing to the exterior of the house. I'd love to replace the roof, siding, and windows but I doubt we'll get enough to do all of that. If the check is big enough, we will happily front the rest to get those done. Worst case, we will just replace the roof.

I've been feeling a lot better since the weekend and our new kettle arrived today. No more heating water on the stove for me is a big win!

 

[haxan7]

Sit on a chair, take your arms and force yourself to suck. It's not that hard if you're not overweight and don't have a micro penis.

 

[p_xavier]

So which one is it?

 

[haxan7]

So which one is it?

Neither

 

[badblue]

It's not that hard if you're not overweight and don't have a micro penis.

 

[p_xavier]

 

[badblue]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I gotta wait 7-10 business days to find out how much insurance will cover. In the meantime, I’m going to start calling contractors tomorrow.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

 

[badblue]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I gotta wait 7-10 business days to find out how much insurance will cover. In the meantime, I’m going to start calling contractors tomorrow.

Jesus what could possibly take that long when your roof is compromised? Tell them they’re on the hook for any additional water damage!

 

[haxan7]

 

[nush]

 

[Prison Mike]

This is 29, Acacia Road. And this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. Eric is Bananaman

 

[badblue]

She can do her tits too.

 

[Zeroing]

We have those here on the island, they are really good, they taste like apple.

 

[Zeroing]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[p_xavier]

Trip cancelled then.

 

[Zeroing]

And they have pencil dicks!!!

 

[haxan7]

my wang turgidity is super low right now

 

[Maiden Voyage]

my wang turgidity is super low right now

I'm on a zoom training for managing employees & discrimination. I too am about as turgid as a plastic bag.

 

[badblue]

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

teezzy alt confirmed

 

[BadBurger]

Dear Diary:

Time to whine about work again.

We're in a on-prem and multi-cloud environment. A network segment was lost momentarily that happens to be between the route between our on-prem AD and Azure tenant. For some reason it fucked up something deep in AD for my user object in relation to our WVD environment, so bizarre errors began preventing me from logging into our main "admin" workspace. Took a lot of digging through AD with adsiedit to figure it out. Took hours of lost productivity.

It happened to a coworker, and on a whim I instead just removed their account from the AAD group, waited 15 minutes, then added it back, and that resolved it (obviously makes all of the needed modifications in AD and AAD during this process). Fuck. Could have just tried that simple thing first and saved myself so much time. Thank God I didn't delete my profiles or other fslogix data, at least.

Thanks, also cocks and balls

She can do her tits too.

Holy shit she has real life Tifa milkers