So I asked ChatGPT to write a poem, a haiku, and a rap song on this. This is what it shared. I think it's pretty good.
POEM:
Microsoft and Activision
A merger that sparked great ambition
But CMA said, "Hold your horses!"
Blocked by regulators' forces
Aaron Greenberg, feeling fine
Dreamed of gaming worlds to combine
Phil Spencer, with grand schemes in mind
Had plans to level up and grind
Lulu Cheng Meservey, on the case
Investigating with great pace
CMA stepped in, said "Not today!"
And the deal was halted, come what may
Now gamers wait with bated breath
What's next for Microsoft? What's left?
Will they try again, a different way?
Or leave it be, just for today?
Haiku:
CMA's call,
Microsoft and Activision stall,
Gamer's dreams appall.
Rap Song:
(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, here's the news of the day,
Microsoft and Activision in dismay,
Thought they'd merge, make a gaming craze,
But CMA blocked them with their regulatory maze.
(Chorus)
Aaron Greenberg, Phil Spencer, feeling the heat,
Lulu Cheng Meservey, investigating the beat,
CMA said, "Hold up, not so fast!"
Put a halt to the deal, made it a thing of the past.
(Verse 2)
Greenberg had plans, Spencer had dreams,
But CMA said, "Not as easy as it seems,
We're here to regulate, keep things in check,
No merging giants, without a thorough check."
(Chorus)
Aaron Greenberg, Phil Spencer, feeling the heat,
Lulu Cheng Meservey, investigating the beat,
CMA said, "Hold up, not so fast!"
Put a halt to the deal, made it a thing of the past.
(Bridge)
Now gamers wait, with curious eyes,
What's next for Microsoft, what's the surprise?
Will they try again, find a different way?
Or accept the decision, and call it a day?
(Chorus)
Aaron Greenberg, Phil Spencer, feeling the heat,
Lulu Cheng Meservey, investigating the beat,
CMA said, "Hold up, not so fast!"
Put a halt to the deal, made it a thing of the past.
(Outro)
So here's the tale of Microsoft's big plan,
Blocked by CMA, ain't that a span?
But hey, don't fret, there's still much to see,
In the world of gaming, it's always a spree!