Salma Hayek is about to turn 58...what?

Like...i get it...she is rich, she has access to everything any woman can get to "look good". But what kind of sorcery is this?





Like, there's "looking good for his/her age" and then there's this.

You can always tell when there's plenty of plastic surgery done, most celebrities do it in their 50's (specially female) and this isn't it.

Whatever genes she has...i want those cause "aging like a fine wine" doesn't even work for her, since she's not even aging, lmao.
 
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She is fine but by God was she super irritating in 'The Hitmans wife's bodyguard'. Couldn't watch for more than 15mns because of her constant screaming and shouting.
 
Always a little dubious of self released pics due to how good filters are getting, but yeah, she looks great, has ALWAYS looked great.

I figure she has gotten work done, but either different stuff than the usualy starlet or she avoided whatever side effects make you look like this;
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or worse:
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The plague of fillers, botox, and horribly, the DESIRE to get a fish lipped, bloated cheekbone look over just aging naturally is a curse on us all. Bad enough all these 80 year olds with bad dye jobs and wigs trying to pass for 60 but when 40-50 year olds are shooting for 25 and TWENTY YEAR OLDS are doing it as well, WTF over? Even guys are doing it now. Testosterone I can understand, but fillers?
 
At some point plastic surgeons should be held responsible for some the absolute horrors they "create". Just fucking look at Madonna in that last photo.
 


Someone wants to party.

Good grief, is Bezos like 5'5", Dicaprio a giant/standing on a step, or is that just a really weird angle?

Nvrmnd, I see Bezos is kinda short at 5'7" and Dicaprio is 6 foot (huh, he never seems that tall in his films...)
 
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Like...i get it...she is rich, she has access to everything any woman can get to "look good". But what kind of sorcery is this?





Like, there's "looking good for his/her age" and then there's this.

You can always tell when there's plenty of plastic surgery done, most celebrities do it in their 50's (specially female) and this isn't it.

Whatever genes she has...i want those cause "aging like a fine wine" doesn't even work for her, since she's not even aging, lmao.

"But what kind of sorcery is this?"

This is no sorcery this is science, medical science
 
The perfect storm of science, self-care, and god tier genetics I guess.

God Ive been in love with this baddie since From Dusk Till Dawn.

Yeah someone else mentioned above but Elizabeth Hurley still gets it too.
 
Always a little dubious of self released pics due to how good filters are getting, but yeah, she looks great, has ALWAYS looked great.

I figure she has gotten work done, but either different stuff than the usualy starlet or she avoided whatever side effects make you look like this;
sLwqSEn.jpeg
JpQEXLe.jpeg
r54j9Gg.jpeg


or worse:
iHYBo56.jpeg
SOOwW13.jpeg


The plague of fillers, botox, and horribly, the DESIRE to get a fish lipped, bloated cheekbone look over just aging naturally is a curse on us all. Bad enough all these 80 year olds with bad dye jobs and wigs trying to pass for 60 but when 40-50 year olds are shooting for 25 and TWENTY YEAR OLDS are doing it as well, WTF over? Even guys are doing it now. Testosterone I can understand, but fillers?
She's also not white, a lot of white women age like bananas.
 
She's also not white, a lot of white women age like bananas.
It's well known that repeated injections of the 'vitamin D' by white french billionaires keeps you young*

* data is unclear whether it is the white, the french, or the billionaire parts that make this work, more research required :P
 
I have never fapped to Salma. That said, all those bitches up there look like money sociopath cocksuckers.. Money is a helluva drug.
 
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something...something, killing teenagers/children for their blood and rejuvenating themselves, something....something...conspiracy

Sadly, some people believe this shit...

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The older woman that looks great to me still is Kate Beckinsale. I think she's in her 50s as well.

I searched her up right now but it seems she got hospitalized and looked skinny as hell. Hope she recovers.
 
something...something, killing teenagers/children for their blood and rejuvenating themselves, something....something...conspiracy

Sadly, some people believe this shit...

Burnie Burns Conspiracy GIF by Rooster Teeth
There is actually some truth to it. Younger folks have more potent and numerous pluripotent stem cells, as well as more factors in their blood that can actually juice up stem cells in older folks. Not sure there is a significant physiological effect from getting blood from a young person transfused when you are old (and VERY unlikely that bathing in it does anything) but there is some research into invigorating stem cell activity to aid older folks with healing and recovery.
 
The older woman that looks great to me still is Kate Beckinsale. I think she's in her 50s as well.

I searched her up right now but it seems she got hospitalized and looked skinny as hell. Hope she recovers.
Naomi Watts is banging it out at 55ish as well. She digging that Dr. Manhattan juice :P

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I'd absolutely let her take me out for coffee.

In all seriousness- that women is a freak of nature when it comes to aging. Stunning woman.
 
There is actually some truth to it. Younger folks have more potent and numerous pluripotent stem cells, as well as more factors in their blood that can actually juice up stem cells in older folks. Not sure there is a significant physiological effect from getting blood from a young person transfused when you are old (and VERY unlikely that bathing in it does anything) but there is some research into invigorating stem cell activity to aid older folks with healing and recovery.
Wisdom from the old days.
 
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