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[sono]

Here.. we... gooooooo!

 

[FatallyYours]

Pretty decent intro actually

 

[Peggies]

Is this a good event to get my daily dose of cringe?

I've seen a few short interviews with this Claude guy, and I can't get over how rehearsed and insincere his answers sound. He comes off like a complete fraud

I can spot insincere cunts like him from across the room

But ultimately, it doesn't really matter if he performs well

They are conditioned to act like that. It's supposed to be sympathetic but it's over the top.

For me that show is just tremendous fun especially because of the cringe. So yeah watch it!

 

[sono]

You can watch on BBC iplayer with vpn set to uk as one option

 

[Toytown Assassin]

should've hired shorter dancers instead of wearing those shoes and still looking short.

 

[Toytown Assassin]

The poopy song is pretty catchy

 

[p_xavier]

You can watch on BBC iplayer with vpn set to uk as one option

But you don't have a loicence to watch it mate.

 

[Toytown Assassin]

But you don't have a loicence to watch it mate.

you dont need one just need to tell the stupid fuckers you have one

 

[Hookshot]

Why did Estonia even bother if this is their entry?

 

[Toytown Assassin]

Why did Estonia even bother if this is their entry?

I like it

 

[FatallyYours]

I like it

It's daft enough to do pretty well

 

[HRK69]

For me that show is just tremendous fun especially because of the cringe. So yeah watch it!

You weren't lying holy shit

Already my favorite event of the year so far, lol

 

[sono]

Expresso Macchiato - Nul point

 

[Toytown Assassin]

It's daft enough to do pretty well

Yeah do ok but not win. I like a lot of the silly stuff. So lucky was probably my all time fav Eurovision song.

 

[Hookshot]

Can't hear any boos or see any middle fingers for this years Israeli entry.

 

[Hookshot]

Lithuania is an emo Leon Kennedy dressed in curtains.

 

[Toytown Assassin]

anyone else getting radiohead vibes? Or maybe im already really drunk

 

[FatallyYours]

I like Lithuania song (once it gets going) but it isnt a Eurovision Song winner

 

[sono]

Graham Norton after Lithuania song finished- "The nurse will see you now"

 

[Hookshot]

"She begins fully dressed, but don't worry it doesn't last for long"

Lol

 

[Toytown Assassin]

one way of getting out of military service I guess

 

[FatallyYours]

Not a fan of this years Ukraine song. Think it'll still do well in the public vote. Lots of Ukrainians across Europe these days

 

[FatallyYours]

I'm liking the comedian lass more and more

 

[Toytown Assassin]

UK as shite as ever. My theory is they send an intern out of tv centre and have the bugger scoop up the 1st buskers he finds

 

[sono]

The UK girls just sound like they are shouting to me and the melody is all over the place .

 

[FatallyYours]

Terrible song. Nothing about it

Actually hope it gets 0 points

 

[Peggies]

You go Austria!

 

[Toytown Assassin]

You go Austria!

yeah as far away as possible please

 

[FatallyYours]

Big song. One of my favourites

 

[FatallyYours]

Big fan of the Finland song and lass

 

[Toytown Assassin]

yeah it's quite good but I preferred the cringy iceland number. that's my fav so far

 

[Hookshot]

I thought this goth bloke was a woman earlier. Luckily as I said days ago I don't wank to Eurovision

 

[FatallyYours]

I like this German lass too!

 

[Hookshot]

"She was just dangling there like an old car air freshener"

Was Graham Norton a fan of Poland or not

 

[SirKicksalot]

The German song but in English is a winner.

 

[ADiTAR]

Show itself is really cute actually. But the songs are kinda meh.

Our entry was nice overall, but we have zero chance and also doubt anyone will come if we host

 

[FatallyYours]

Show itself is really cute actually. But the songs are kinda meh.

Our entry was nice overall, but we have zero chance and also doubt anyone will come if we host

Could do a Ukraine and host it in the UK! Bout the only way we're gonna get it back in England

 

[ADiTAR]

Could do a Ukraine and host it in the UK! Bout the only way we're gonna get it back in England

haha, I think UK and most of the big 5 aren't even trying.

Not a good crop this year, I mean when two silly songs like Sweden and Estonia are leading...

 

[FatallyYours]

I liked the Swiss song, but wish I knew what she was talking about. In English it would probably be a nice little love song

Malta will do well i think

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

lol didn't know anyone here gives a shit about Eurovision. I was massively impressed by the performances of Spain, Finland and Switzerland so far.

 

[Hookshot]

Chavs have spread to Malta? She looks like she should be drunkenly walking in a UK city center eating a kebab later tonight

 

[Toytown Assassin]

Chavs have spread to Malta? She looks like she should be drunkenly walking in a UK city center eating a kebab later tonight

and taking a piss while sitting on a bus stop bench before getting dragged home between a couple of particularly strong mates

 

[FatallyYours]

Chavs have spread to Malta? She looks like she should be drunkenly walking in a UK city center eating a kebab later tonight

At 3am on the way home, she looks like she'd be a bit of fun at least if you picked her up

 

[Toytown Assassin]

They sure catering to the chubby chasers this year

 

[FatallyYours]

They sure catering to the chubby chasers this year

I think the Curvy ladies have looked gorgeous this year!

 

[Hookshot]

Bacon, Beer and Pastries will do that to a girl.

 

[FatallyYours]

I'm going to say something so terrible, so horrible and unenglish that it's basically treason

I like the French song

 

[Hookshot]

For all the first timers.... now the fun begins.

Get ready for bullshit judge voting and crazy telephone vote swings making all these previous hours completely pointless!!

 

[Toytown Assassin]

I'm going to say something so terrible, so horrible and unenglish that it's basically treason

I like the French song

the song or the chubster singing it?

 

[Mhmmm 2077]

They did Poland dirty with that recap...