AJUMP23
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It wasn't a work until it became a work.
But coming in and cutting his hair and calling himself Ron Killings is a killer storyline.
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It wasn't a work until it became a work.
But coming in and cutting his hair and calling himself Ron Killings is a killer storyline.
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Always knew CM is a fucking hypocrite.
Hope he .. what was that he said.. chokes on a blood money dick.. or something like that.
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DKehoe
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roosnam1980
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john cena getting his ass kicked is great to see
one of the guys in the commentary on smackdown sounds very similar to the late randy savage , who is he?
one of the guys in the commentary on smackdown sounds very similar to the late randy savage , who is he?
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VenomousCoffee
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Does he have a British accent? That would be Wade Barrett.
roosnam1980
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yea thats him
RagnarokIV
Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
Wade Barrett, he's a legend and hilarious. Always a joy to listen to him
OmegaSupreme
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I can't believe RVD is having a kid with that plastic thing. The guy is also in his mid-50s, isn't he?
VenomousCoffee
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I'm watching last night's Raw right now, and wow, Goldberg is cooked. Just walking down the aisle and climbing into the ring got him huffing and puffing (and sweating), and he was walking like his knees are made of glass.
roosnam1980
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oldberg
I looked it up and, geez he's 58. I mean if it was Shelton Benjamin he'd be able to go at 58 but Goldberg, nah. The only question is will he look worse than String. (I think I mentioned Sting couldn't clear a row of legos one block high with that stinger splash when he was wrestling at that age.)
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Finally, the best thing Cena has done since his heel turn.
That promo against Punk was pretty damn good.
No way in hell he's losing the belt in Saudi.
That promo against Punk was pretty damn good.
No way in hell he's losing the belt in Saudi.
Phobos Base
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Great promo from Cena, although Punk looked like a bit of an idiot laying in the table (sorry, laying in the Slim Jim table) the entire time.
OmegaSupreme
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The NASCAR style branding of the ring and tables and everything these days is pretty gross. I'm waiting for them to start walking out in jackets or shirts with fig newton branding on them.
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
How awesome would it have been if he dropped a Colt Cabana or Tony Khan dig in there, but I guess it must have been run by CM first.
S0ULZB0URNE
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Brett the liar.
Phobos Base
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The best one would have been asking Punk if he'll be wearing his protect trans kids t-shirt in Saudi, but there's no way the higher ups would approve that. Although Punk could fire back and ask Cena if Taiwan is a real country.
even if had to i do not think punk gives a shit
oh shit shit he is one of those sad my respect for him just went down a tad bit.
Cena probably should have made a comment that Punk is such a bs artist that he actually got people to believe he was fired when it was obvious he quit. Well that and the only reason he cared about the ice cream was he wanted the royalties.
S0ULZB0URNE
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OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
I don't know. I saw him almost from his debut. He was a freak athlete for sure. I think if he and wcw in general had taken his training more seriously that would obviously had been better and I think they pulled the trigger on him way too fast. That match he had with ddp was damn good
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adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Give him a high profile retirement match, I guess. Apparently he has been asking for one for a while, since even when Vince was around.
What if they job out Gunther to him, fucking lol.
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oh god do not put that out their even as a joke lmao.
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
If Gunther doesn't win what a dumb match. They need Gunther to win then Rollins cash in to get the belt.
DKehoe
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Goldberg wins
Gunther goes away for a while
Goldberg beats Rollins (30 seconds)
Gunther comes back having put on weight and beats Goldberg.
Sorted.
roosnam1980
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i hope bret hart sneaks in and help gunther beat oldberg
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Goldberg holding the title at any point puts a stink on it.
VenomousCoffee
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Goldberg kicks Gunther in the head and gives him a concussion. Then Rollins cashes in and wins the belt.i hope bret hart sneaks in and help gunther beat oldberg
roosnam1980
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goldberg spears gunther and gets knocked out , gunther removes his shirt to reveal steel plate , bret hart standing ring side winks at gunther
NickFire
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If Vince was still there I'd expect it. If this was AEW I'd even bet money on it. But I cannot imagine HHH would destroy that much value in Gunther like that. Hopefully I am right,
Given that TK gave a 30+ match undefeated streak to a guy that was so old he couldn't clear a row of legos one block high with his Stinger Splash, yeah at least even money they'd do it with Goldberg in AEW.
S0ULZB0URNE
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You give trips to much credit.
roosnam1980
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DKehoe
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what a kiss ass
DKehoe
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Publicly saying "yeh, I wasn't actually taking a moral stand. I was just annoyed at a guy I used to work with" is deeply embarrassing. I know people have joked about "the CM Punk humiliation tour" about some of the stuff since his return, but fucking hell.
Also, hopefully this leads to the pissed off version of Punk, which is more fun than the "aw shucks! I'm just happy to be here!" Punk.
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adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Avid Reading Horse
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He's still going to walk to the ring in an abortion shirt with a trans flag and give a lecture though right?
roosnam1980
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that saudi crowd is dumb
He's a pro wrestler, he's working everybody. That's the deal. If you think a pro-wrestler isn't working you, think again. He/she totally is and always will be.
DKehoe
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But if the work is "he's just pretending he now likes the Saudi shows because it's going to make him money" then isn't that exactly what people are mocking him for? On multiple occasions he took a very public stance, one that wasn't tied to any ongoing wrestling storyline, and now he's eating shit over it. This isn't "Sergeant Slaughter hated the US and loved Iraq but now he loves the US again."
The cynic in me pretty much thinks he was working people when he took the public stance (to keep himself in the public eye looking good for whatever he was doing at that moment) and now he's working people again since now the money aspect is a lot more obvious. Good luck trying to figure out what he actually thinks.
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