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[Idleyes]

As of this moment it shows 38.8% of those polled are women.

 

[Putonahappyface]

As of this moment it shows 37.5% of those polled are women.

Needs a "Why not both" option.

 

[Sticks]

I sit at home. Enjoy cleaning your own piss brehs

 

[The ninja farmer]

Out and about standing. At home. Well let's just try to avoid a mess that needs cleaned

Is the way to go

 

[6502]

Do sitters wear women's underwear when they sit to do their nancy boy pee?

Personally I always piss standing. Preferably on a bridge. I whip it out because I am not a girl, plus I like to see how deep the water is.

The only thing more disturbing is the weirdos who stand in a public urinal and pull their boxers and trousers down to their ankles. Like wtf?!

 

[Trilobit]

In the UK we tend not to display our testicles to one another in toilets. Not because we're ashamed of our gentleman's purses, but because the general consensus is, it's bizarre.

But then how do you decide who's to become the prime minister?

 

[Putonahappyface]

But then how do you decide who's to become the prime minister?

They must attend either Cambridge or Oxford University first, then participate in a game of spin the bottle with barn yard animals. Anyone that flinches loses the opportunity to become the next prime minister.

 

[Unknown?]

I am 6'6" but I get a two step step stool and aim smack center in the bowl with such a loud splash everyone in the house can hear.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Even the treasure like function is blocked in the UK.

 

[The Pweep]

As a man, out and about and not at home. Standing. At home no matter how good your aim is the splatter back is hitting your floor and any mats you may have around it. Thats filthy. Disgusting. And if you do that go clean your fucking bathroom floor.

If you wonder why your wife is "pissed' off today it's because she probably smells your piss in the bathroom.

 

[Senua]

Standing unless I'm very hungover

 

[Insane Metal]

Wait there are men who pee sitting? What the fuck?

 

[TheUnicornGuy]

But then how do you decide who's to become the prime minister?

Our current one is a gigantic ball sack, apparently that was enough to get him in without the need for a public display.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Out the window onto the side of the street like the Frenchmen during De Sade's era.

 

[jason10mm]

Most Japanese men sit down peeing so who am I as a weeb to do differently?

I think the issue here is that Japanese men apparently just don't have the, uh, ...."barrel length" to properly aim into the bowl in a nice cohesive stream

 

[T.v]

I was a lifelong standing pee guy, but then we decided to install black toilets. Boy does white conceal a lot of splatter. Suddenly every micro drop of missed piss became visible on the matte black. I do have to push my penis down though. Otherwise it's too close to the rim and it flows over when I put serious pressure into my stream. I have noticed I've become very in touch with my feminine side since.

 

[Rival]

Public restrooms always stand but at home I made the switch to sitting a few years ago and never looked back.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

You forgot the third option.

 

[Idleyes]

I keep the bathrooms clean at home, so I've earned my standing privileges. Public restrooms? Most urinals aren't exactly sit-worthy. I don't fly (so, no Japan), and I'm not picky, Florida's got outdoor options. Downtown's over-policed sidewalks aren't my vibe; I'm usually at a bar that already smells like piss anyway. Imma stand up kinda guy.

 

[The Pweep]

I was a lifelong standing pee guy, but then we decided to install black toilets. Boy does white conceal a lot of splatter. Suddenly every micro drop of missed piss became visible on the matte black. I do have to push my penis down though. Otherwise it's too close to the rim and it flows over when I put serious pressure into my stream. I have noticed I've become very in touch with my feminine side since.

That splatter your finally seeing is all over the floor. Great aim long penis, short penis does not matter. The splatter of urine is on your bathroom floor at home.

 

[Signalis]

I pee in public

 

[p_xavier]

I have urinals, would be tough to pee sitting down.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I have urinals, would be tough to pee sitting down.

 

[Sardaukarama]

Ive been tempted to put my Inversion table in the walk in shower with a bullseye target

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Neither. I empty out my bag as I'm running on the treadmill every day. Staying stationary is for losers.

 

[ハトリス]

My house? sit.
Public restroom or someone else's house? stand.

The only correct answer.

 

[IntentionalPun]

I stand while I pee. I am a man. The act of peeing everywhere affirms my manliness much like my social media profile being a selfie of me in my truck wearing a hat does.

 

[Kilau]

Even the treasure like function is blocked in the UK.

Do you need a license to pee?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Do you need a license to pee?

Just a VPN

 

[jason10mm]

Do you need a license to pee?

Probably harder to get than a ...

"Meet Agent 00-00, he is our best agent, with a License to Pee and he isn't afraid to use it!"

"Pleased to meet you Agent 00-00, my name is Shower, Golden Shower."

 

[lughnasadh123]

A true toilet master drops their loads while standing regardless of what's coming out.

 

[Rockondevil]

So it's the only way, unless it's the other way (so not the only way)

No, there's one way. Standing.
The fact you piss while shitting is not what you're there to do and isn't possible to stop unless you tie your dick up.

I'd like to say I'm surprised at the polls numbers, but given some of the posters around here it makes sense so many of you sit to pee.

 

[Baemono]

I'd like to say I'm surprised at the polls numbers, but given some of the posters around here it makes sense so many of you sit to pee.

So you're surprised, but actually not surprised ?

 

[Kurotri]

I stand my ground.

 

[Sinozen]

It's like the Sims, depends on how bad I gotta go.

 

[Kamina]

I usually sit at home.
My wife cleans the toilets and i want to avoid confrontation because of peeing accidents…
In Public toilets there are urinals, so there I stand.

 

[jshackles]

Most Japanese men sit down peeing so who am I as a weeb to do differently?

Yes but they also have urinals, its just considered rude to pee standing up in a more traditional toilet, especially in a public toilet. Also lol at "cool style"

 

[Redneckerz]

She pees sitting down.

I am more disturbed that you know this since in a home residence the toilet is a private space.
And even if you haven't directly observed this, its still disturbing that you know this.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

I am more disturbed that you know this since in a home residence the toilet is a private space.
And even if you haven't directly observed this, its still disturbing that you know this.

My bedroom is next to the bathroom and I never hear her pissing in the toilet unlike my friend Chris.

Well, plus, I once without knowing she was on the toilet and so....

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

My bedroom is next to the bathroom and I never hear her pissing in the toilet unlike my friend Chris.

Well, plus, I once without knowing she was on the toilet and so....

Brother...

 

[Redneckerz]

My bedroom is next to the bathroom and I never hear her pissing in the toilet unlike my friend Chris.

Well, plus, I once without knowing she was on the toilet and so....

 

[TheUnicornGuy]

My bedroom is next to the bathroom and I never hear her pissing in the toilet unlike my friend Chris.

Well, plus, I once without knowing she was on the toilet and so....

"accidentally"?

 

[jshackles]

You forgot the third option.

"I pee in the sink"

 

[JCK75]

At my age I do it more sitting because it takes so much longer than it used to.. and I need to use a water toilet paper to completely empty out at the end...

 

[Markio128]

If I've just had a bit of me time, then it's definitely sitting, otherwise it's like a scene from Ghostbusters.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I piss where I desire.

I'm a man.

The blood of conquerors runs through my system.

 

[Trilobit]

My bedroom is next to the bathroom and I never hear her pissing in the toilet unlike my friend Chris.

I felt this deserved a haiku:

A Chris with his piss
Peeing at the toilet seat
Waking up his friend

 

[RCX]

Jesus titty fucking Christ.

Men stand up.

No questions. No excuses.

 

[RCX]

In the UK we tend not to display our testicles to one another in toilets. Not because we're ashamed of our gentleman's purses, but because the general consensus is, that it's bizarre.

Eyes front. No talking. No looking.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

In the UK we tend not to display our testicles to one another in toilets. Not because we're ashamed of our gentleman's purses, but because the general consensus is, that it's bizarre.

I'm sorry to hear that.