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[DarkShadowXI]

Grab a hammer and start working on that chin… crisis over.

 

[poppabk]

I can only hope life continues to imitate art for these guys.

 

[EviLore]

A tale in two clips

 

[Giallo Corsa]

A tale in two clips

Dude looks a lady
Lady looks like a dude

 

[EviLore]

--> Openly on steroids

--> 135lb bench

--> Thumbless grip





The kids aren't alright

 

[Pejo]

I'm still reeling that he actually hits his own face with a hammer.

 

[Boss Mog]

Just when you think humanity can't sink any lower...

 

[Aesius]

--> Openly on steroids

--> 135lb bench

--> Thumbless grip





The kids aren't alright

Reject looksmaxxed weaklings

Embrace bloatlord strongmen

 

[bitbydeath]

I'm still reeling that he actually hits his own face with a hammer.

I mean, if you were forced to choose between hitting yourself in the face or mutilating your own genitals, I would pick the hammer.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

 

[DKehoe]

I mean, if you were forced to choose between hitting yourself in the face or mutilating your own genitals, I would pick the hammer.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Why not both?

 

[AJUMP23]

mog-off
nosemaxxx
full mogoff
ascendmaxxes
bonesmashmaxxed
rizmaxx
looksmaxxing

what does all that even mean?

I was thinking I am too old for this.

 

[Sticks]

--> Openly on steroids

--> 135lb bench

--> Thumbless grip





The kids aren't alright

Tate shouldve put on some uplifting music

 

[Trogdor1123]

I have no idea what is happening. It's like we live in a world where the most idiotic things on social media are the "best".

 

[Aesius]

I have no idea what is happening. It's like we live in a world where the most idiotic things on social media are the "best".

Weird, niche incel forum terminology and 4chan-adjacent culture are now mainstream. It's bizarre. 4chan is basically irrelevant now because mainstream stuff on TikTok is weirder than they ever thought about being. They have lost their shock value and meme origin-status.

 

[Hugare]

Reject looksmaxxed weaklings

Embrace bloatlord strongmen

lol, spotter almost folded with the power of that dab, holy shit

This whole subculture is so ridiculous, man

2-3 generations more and we will be doomed. Internet will be the end of civilization.

 

[near]

 

[T-0800]

I don't know if I can adequately explain the lore here. So a looksmaxxing live streamer who takes gear and meth and smashes his facial bones with a hammer to get more chiseled was embarrassed by an ASU frat leader who looks like a Baki the Grappler character IRL.

The clip that started it off:











Now an even more geared out, barely sentient guy has been flown in, roaming the area







Figured you should know that this is culture now!

This is your first warning.

Spoiler

 

[p_xavier]

Dude looks a lady
Lady looks like a dude

Even the dude is not that attractive.

 

[Svalr93]

How are these people real lmao

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

"looksmaxxing, Clavicular, Rizzmaxx, Tera-Chad, androgenic, bonesmashmaxxing" fucking clowns

I was aware of the Clavicular guy because he hit some people with his car or somehting like that.

That name made me chuckle because I immediately got it. I had several girls hit on me and touching my prominent claviculas, for some reason the found them hot.

 

[DKehoe]

 

[GymWolf]

Are people with gafgold auramaxxing?

 

[SJRB]

6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week

 

[Rentahamster]

Don't mind me I'm just hamstermaxxing over here with my pal Mog

 

[Cyberpunkd]

mog-off
nosemaxxx
full mogoff
ascendmaxxes
bonesmashmaxxed
rizmaxx
looksmaxxing

what does all that even mean?

6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week

 

[Cyberpunkd]

This thread is giving me a midlife crisis.

Time to start Maxxing before the youngsters will frame mog you.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

often used to describe having high charm or success in romantic pursuits during the holiday season.

The only tail these guys are getting are the hooker's.

 

[Bojji]

The only tail these guys are getting are the hooker's.

And not even that. They just pay for only fans/sex chatrooms and masturbate.

 

[The Cockatrice]

hooker's.

Please have some respect, they're called digital entrepreneurs.

 

[roosnam1980]

all the focus on jawline and nose yet no mention of hunter eyes..............................

 

[DarkShadowXI]

Time to start Maxxing before the youngsters will frame mog you.

 

[Bojji]

.

#looksmaxxing

 

[DarkShadowXI]

#looksmaxxing

 

[Fake]

6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week

 

[DeepEnigma]

Were those words?

 

[Forsete]

I have no idea what is going on.

 

[SJRB]

 

[Toots]

6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week

You cannot argue the langage is 90% of the entertainment with this type of news.
Without it this self centered shallow type of social network news cycle would be unbearable.

edit :

Exactly

Reminds me of the japanese type of humor where they treat the most silly things as seriously as they can. It is a good reminder of the vanity of things.

 

[K' Dash]

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Gen Z effortlessly v2.0 IRONYMOGS humiliated Millenials through sheer virile CRINGEMAXXING.

 

[Bojji]

Gen X and Millennials in this thread:

 

[Toots]

Clavicular confessing he enjoy the idea of women wanting to have sex with him rather than having sex with them is so on point.

Just like Patrick Bateman, there is an idea of clavicular, which he knows isn't reality.

He'd rather not fuck than having someone else than him know this idea of clavicular isn't reality.

WIld.

I knew social network kids prioritized their online persona (the idea of themselves) over their real life experience since it is a lot more controllable, but a 20 years old who could fuck if he wanted not doing it because he wants to maintain his image is mindboggling. Tho at the same time totally understandable with clavicular, a dude who is essentially submitting his body to a series of "irl filters" (breaking your jaw, taking steroids, etc.) in order to achieve the look he wants.

 

[Venzik]

Everything being hypermasculine and being narrated with slang and hyped up like it's super important, when it all amounts to like barely anything actually happening is so funny to me. I have to admit it dudes, I know this shit is so dumb but I can't stop laughing over here.

 

[Robot Carnival]

 

[K' Dash]

Gen X and Millennials in this thread:

Imagine getting a sense of superiority for "getting" this brain rot.

I'm actually surprised Tyler made this thread, lol.

 

[Sgt.Asher]

I'm too employed for this.

 

[808mate]

What's the point of doing all this vanity shit if you continue to be a smoker?

What a retard.

 

[Ishma3L]

Generations are the new zodiac signs.

 

[Aesius]

Clavicular confessing he enjoy the idea of women wanting to have sex with him rather than having sex with them is so on point.

Just like Patrick Bateman, there is an idea of clavicular, which he knows isn't reality.

He'd rather not fuck than having someone else than him know this idea of clavicular isn't reality.

WIld.

I knew social network kids prioritized their online persona (the idea of themselves) over their real life experience since it is a lot more controllable, but a 20 years old who could fuck if he wanted not doing it because he wants to maintain his image is mindboggling. Tho at the same time totally understandable with clavicular, a dude who is essentially submitting his body to a series of "irl filters" (breaking your jaw, taking steroids, etc.) in order to achieve the look he wants.

He probably has a small peepee and doesn't want people to know.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

"Small" being average, but Gen Z-ers immersed in online p*rn think they're getting dongmogged. It's giving insecuritymaxxing, lowkirkenuinely.