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A normal looking teenager captured by mentally ill internet subculture into thinking there's something wrong with him, fueling a lifetime of body dysmorphia
I'm so glad I grew up in a time without social media in my teenage years. We have our own vices, of course, but this whole dysmorphia thing is very concerning. Especially when SSRIs and hormone drugs start to get introduced.
 
Boomermaxxing detected.
It's funny how the 30-year-old boomer thing became a meme around 10 years ago, but it's now becoming quite literal, as early and core millennials are essentially boomers in terms of how we relate to how teens experience and navigate their social lives and dating now. There's just a massive generational disconnect between people who had any experience with dating pre-social media or even during early social media but before it and dating apps became 100% ingrained in culture.
 

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I can't tell if all these losers are in on the joke, which would make it kind of funny, to someone, i guess.

Or if they are true believers.

because if it's the latter, then we have a serious mental health crisis coming our way in the next 5-10 years.

If you think 40-year-old single parent, forever alone, Karens were bad, this is gonna end worse.
 
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see...

I can't tell if all these losers are in on the joke, which would make it kind of funny, to someone, i guess.

Or if they are true believers.

because if it's the latter, then we have a serious mental health crisis coming our way in the next 5-10 years.

If you think 40-year-old single parent, forever alone, Karens were bad, this is gonna end worse.
The levels of irony have become so dense they've collapsed into themselves and created a black hole indistinguishable from sincerity.
 
In all fairness that dude's shoulders are unreal. Never seen anything like it. Dude has like zero traps, it's a 90% angle from his neck to his shoulders.
Yup. Primary heuristic women perceive male fitness by, evolutionarily, is shoulder to waist ratio. He's maxed out.




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Looksmaxxing is old internet subculture terminology, basically doing everything you can to maximize how attractive you can be as a man, with the attributes you have control over. Can't control your height, but you can get fit and wear better clothes and take care of yourself. To improve your sexual marketplace value.

To mog someone is zoomer slang for dominating them, especially in terms of attractiveness or physicality. To demonstrate that you're the alpha male of the group. Not by fighting though since zoomers are socially awkward dorks.

Bonesmashmaxxing is hitting your face with a hammer until you're bruised up, demonstrating your commitment to looksmaxxing, since the zoomers believe it will make you look more chiseled by thickening your bones. The giant guy has bruises on his cheeks, so he's bonesmashmaxxing.

The rest you can derive from those!
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see...

I can't tell if all these losers are in on the joke, which would make it kind of funny, to someone, i guess.

Or if they are true believers.

because if it's the latter, then we have a serious mental health crisis coming our way in the next 5-10 years.

If you think 40-year-old single parent, forever alone, Karens were bad, this is gonna end worse.
Its pretty clear the people making the mainmog battle soap opera are all in on the joke. Young boys watching this crap, probably not.
 
This thread is full of words that somehow form sentences, and I have no clue what the fuck they mean. I mean, I'm tipsy, but the fuck is going on!?
 
Those motherlovers were lookmaxxing before it was even cool :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy:

Very interesting fellows actually, twin sons of Russian nobility who fled to France after 1917, genuinely brilliant in their studies and recognized by peers (before the fake thesis affair).
Then they start to be mediatised in France, numerous tv appearance and they start to love the smell of their own farts, get heavily into plastic surgery and become lame.
But still they managed to bag a billionaire daughter and an actress (if i recall correctly).

Clavicular should actually take exemple on them and live his life for a bit instead of just directing it.
 
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And when I think the internet has reached rock bottom there's this.
Yeah, I would smash this people's head with an hammer...
 
Without EviLore's curation, I would have no finger on the pulse of what is really transpiring in the world. Where would I be? Lost in innocent naivete, that's where.
 
Its pretty clear the people making the mainmog battle soap opera are all in on the joke. Young boys watching this crap, probably not.
I just genuinely worry for the stupids watching this sort of thing thinking thats how bone or muscle works 🤣

How long till we get male face corsets
 
Hopefully these lads get draftmaxxed in WW3.
Those lookmaxxers won't even live to see WWIII.
Infertiles at 20 because of steroid use, dead from a heart attack at 30, they will all disappear like piss in the rain in a few years max.
So let's enjoy them while we can.
 
☝️ That seems to me to be incredible acting, or the aforementioned body dysmorphia leading to that girl's statement causing anything but a laugh-it-off reaction.
 
That's the main problem with most of these dudes, they act like insecure mean girl twats.
I have a buddy that's a vet, and we went to Buffalo Wild Wings for a UFC PPV once, and some beefed up dude that look twice his size tried to act tough with my buddy. My buddy humbled him with a quick chat and asking him to step outside and settle it the old fashioned way. Dude couldn't back pedal fast enough.

I tried to buy my buddy a shot after that. But then called him gay because he wanted some fruity cocktail instead. His argument was he can do a shot anytime at home. Makes sense. Still made sure to ask if the drink comes with a purse.
 
Looksmaxxing is old internet subculture terminology, basically doing everything you can to maximize how attractive you can be as a man, with the attributes you have control over. Can't control your height, but you can get fit and wear better clothes and take care of yourself. To improve your sexual marketplace value.

To mog someone is zoomer slang for dominating them, especially in terms of attractiveness or physicality. To demonstrate that you're the alpha male of the group. Not by fighting though since zoomers are socially awkward dorks.

Bonesmashmaxxing is hitting your face with a hammer until you're bruised up, demonstrating your commitment to looksmaxxing, since the zoomers believe it will make you look more chiseled by thickening your bones. The giant guy has bruises on his cheeks, so he's bonesmashmaxxing.

The rest you can derive from those!
Thank you for helping stupid old guys like me
 
I have a buddy that's a vet, and we went to Buffalo Wild Wings for a UFC PPV once, and some beefed up dude that look twice his size tried to act tough with my buddy. My buddy humbled him with a quick chat and asking him to step outside and settle it the old fashioned way. Dude couldn't back pedal fast enough.

I tried to buy my buddy a shot after that. But then called him gay because he wanted some fruity cocktail instead. His argument was he can do a shot anytime at home. Makes sense. Still made sure to ask if the drink comes with a purse.
Those types of aggro guys at the bar tend to be small souls under the inflated muscles.

Case in point, the guy starting fights with random women over who looks better above was a stick figure before the super soldier serum:



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