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A normal looking teenager captured by mentally ill internet subculture into thinking there's something wrong with him, fueling a lifetime of body dysmorphia
I'm so glad I grew up in a time without social media in my teenage years. We have our own vices, of course, but this whole dysmorphia thing is very concerning. Especially when SSRIs and hormone drugs start to get introduced.
 
Boomermaxxing detected.
It's funny how the 30-year-old boomer thing became a meme around 10 years ago, but it's now becoming quite literal, as early and core millennials are essentially boomers in terms of how we relate to how teens experience and navigate their social lives and dating now. There's just a massive generational disconnect between people who had any experience with dating pre-social media or even during early social media but before it and dating apps became 100% ingrained in culture.
 

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I can't tell if all these losers are in on the joke, which would make it kind of funny, to someone, i guess.

Or if they are true believers.

because if it's the latter, then we have a serious mental health crisis coming our way in the next 5-10 years.

If you think 40-year-old single parent, forever alone, Karens were bad, this is gonna end worse.
 
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see...

I can't tell if all these losers are in on the joke, which would make it kind of funny, to someone, i guess.

Or if they are true believers.

because if it's the latter, then we have a serious mental health crisis coming our way in the next 5-10 years.

If you think 40-year-old single parent, forever alone, Karens were bad, this is gonna end worse.
The levels of irony have become so dense they've collapsed into themselves and created a black hole indistinguishable from sincerity.
 
In all fairness that dude's shoulders are unreal. Never seen anything like it. Dude has like zero traps, it's a 90% angle from his neck to his shoulders.
Yup. Primary heuristic women perceive male fitness by, evolutionarily, is shoulder to waist ratio. He's maxed out.




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Looksmaxxing is old internet subculture terminology, basically doing everything you can to maximize how attractive you can be as a man, with the attributes you have control over. Can't control your height, but you can get fit and wear better clothes and take care of yourself. To improve your sexual marketplace value.

To mog someone is zoomer slang for dominating them, especially in terms of attractiveness or physicality. To demonstrate that you're the alpha male of the group. Not by fighting though since zoomers are socially awkward dorks.

Bonesmashmaxxing is hitting your face with a hammer until you're bruised up, demonstrating your commitment to looksmaxxing, since the zoomers believe it will make you look more chiseled by thickening your bones. The giant guy has bruises on his cheeks, so he's bonesmashmaxxing.

The rest you can derive from those!
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see...

I can't tell if all these losers are in on the joke, which would make it kind of funny, to someone, i guess.

Or if they are true believers.

because if it's the latter, then we have a serious mental health crisis coming our way in the next 5-10 years.

If you think 40-year-old single parent, forever alone, Karens were bad, this is gonna end worse.
Its pretty clear the people making the mainmog battle soap opera are all in on the joke. Young boys watching this crap, probably not.
 
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