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Tim Sweeney Sweeneying It Up, As Usual

I thought this was about the girl

Same.

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Can't believe this guy hasn't learned anything after all those years of trying to push their fucking store.

If it was so much better consumers would have flocked by now and after them, developers. They haven't because the EGS is inferior to Steam in almost every way that matters to gamers. I would think Tim would know by now that building a Steam competitor is not an easy task but here we are...
 
Epic Store is already on iOS in Europe and it sucks. The standard iOS store isn't good either but at least I can find a list of games I own there. Oh well, I did redeem some pretty cool free games so that's good at least.
 
Considering PC and Android gamers have already rejected Epic Games Store, let's see how Tim Epic's store fares on iOS!

Spoiler: iOS gamers will ignore it too just like on PC and Android and maybe then Tim Epic will fuck off forever and stop being such a retard
 
Thank you, moderators.

I was deeply concerned my irritation at Tim Sweeney's social media antics and hypocrisy would be lost beneath the supple, vanilla-icous curves of Sydney Sweeney's magnificent form.
 
Tim Sweeney says he hates monopolies, yet he refuses to support Linux at all and only allows his shitty software on Windows, which is run by probably one of the worst active monopolists in regards to super shitty anti-consumer practices.

Make no mistake. Tim Sweeney would ABSOLUTELY do the things he says he abhors if his strategy of buying exclusivity for Epic had paid off.
 
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Holy fuck this guy actually makes bullying seem like a genuine option. What a fucking twat, please stop talking, just because you have so much money doesn't make you important or knowledgeable or even respectable you little creep.
 
This guy has to be one of the dumbest cunts imaginable.
Tim when can I start selling my custom skins in your store and take 100% of the profits?
 
Tim Sweeney says he hates monopolies, yet he refuses to support Linux at all and only allows his shitty software on Windows, which is run by probably one of the worst active monopolists in regards to super shitty anti-consumer practices.

Make no mistake. Tim Sweeney would ABSOLUTELY do the things he says he abhors if his strategy of buying exclusivity for Epic had paid off.

Exactly. The biggest lying hypocrite.in.gaming
 
This guy is one of the biggest hypocrites in the industry. Everything that other company does, that he doesn't like, he calls it a monopoly.
While supporting MS monopoly and refusing to properly support Linux. All the while, having a monopoly with UE5.
And of course, he will never allow other companies to sell skins in Fortnite.
 
The ridiculousness of wanting a platform holder to open up and allow you to put your own store on their platform. So you can make money without paying the platform holder anything. How do these people think these things up?

How about you go make your own OS/platform, then, and while at it, open it up and allow everyone to put a store in it.
 
The ridiculousness of wanting a platform holder to open up and allow you to put your own store on their platform. So you can make money without paying the platform holder anything. How do these people think these things up?

How about you go make your own OS/platform, then, and while at it, open it up and allow everyone to put a store in it.

He is just mad, that his store on PC went no where and is barely making money.
 
He keeps bragging about his store having 75mln monthly users, completely ignoring these people only spent 5$ on average in a year. He's irrelevant but for some reason people give him attention.
 
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