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[Kinyou]

Not pictured: his super-hot girlfriend who is in the bathroom. He's just waiting for her to get back.

I happened to witness exactly this thing.
A nerdy, fat looking guy at a club whose girlfriend was easily the best looking girl in the room. He didn't even dance, no matter how much she encouraged him.

 

[Goron2000]

I'm not entirely sure you can infer anything from a single snapshot in time without context. The dude might have been twice as heavy a year ago, or maybe he wandered out of his room and his flat-mate was throwing a party he didn't know about. The casual bashing of fat people seems to be the socially acceptable target for people's generic loathing and mockery now that racism isn't acceptable.

Rise up my fatty brethren, we shall take the night! Radicalise the moderates. Feed upon the thin. Occupy the food courts.

Black president? pfffft that's so 2008. Come on America let's give the big guys a chance.

 

[dudeworld]

I happened to witness exactly this thing.
A nerdy, fat looking guy at a club whose girlfriend was easily the best looking girl in the room. He didn't even dance, no matter how much she encouraged him.

must have been an ugly-party

 

[Psychotext]

...and then someone would ruin it all with memefaces.

 

[Kinyou]

must have been an ugly-party

 

[GQman2121]

 

[AceBandage]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnipple!

 

[Kerub]

LEAVE FAT GUY ALONE

 

[dudeworld]

thanks !

 

[Kerub]

MHHH yes I'm "laughing"..mhh

 

[Alligatorjandro]

wheres teh funny

 

[MetalAlien]

wheres teh funny

 

[CHEEZMO™]

wheres teh funny

Dude in the back not knowing where to look.

Spoiler

Then copping a sneaky eyefull.

 

[Kinyou]

thanks !

 

[wolfmat]

 

[DonMigs85]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElzPZNSdd5w&feature=relmfu

This is pretty amazing. He doesn't seem to behave much differently from normal cats.
Just goes to show how much us humans depend on sight rather than other senses.

 

[The Broken Ska Record]

This is pretty amazing. He doesn't seem to behave much differently from normal cats.
Just goes to show how much us humans depend on sight rather than other senses.

Um, blind humans can behave just like "normal" humans. This isn't a trait found only in kittens.

 

[DonMigs85]

Um, blind humans can behave just like "normal" humans. This isn't a trait found only in kittens.

I dunno, I've never seen a human accurately follow a ball around based on hearing/smell alone.

 

[The Broken Ska Record]

I dunno, I've never seen a human accurately follow a ball around based on hearing/smell alone.

How about that guy who could play Mortal Kombat despite being blind?
http://www.wired.com/gaming/gamingreviews/news/2005/07/68333

When one sense is gone, or hampered, the other senses pick up the slack. It's just animal (human included) nature.

 

[weekend_warrior]

I dunno, I've never seen a human accurately follow a ball around based on hearing/smell alone.

this blind guy rides a bike using echolocation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7eNup7O0eY

 

[dejay]

I dunno, I've never seen a human accurately follow a ball around based on hearing/smell alone.

There's a sport at the paralympics specifically based on following a ball by sound...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MLbC3er2Fc

 

[demon]

I dunno, I've never seen a human accurately follow a ball around based on hearing/smell alone.

How hard do you think it would be to play with a ball with a bell in it on a kitchen floor with your eyes closed?

 

[AZ Greg]

Nah, no way! She's gorgeous to me. I think I'm in love.

lol

 

[psilva]

Dude. Holy Shit.

 

[MetalAlien]

This is pretty amazing. He doesn't seem to behave much differently from normal cats.
Just goes to show how much us humans depend on sight rather than other senses.

Boop!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Found a meme that actually made me laugh.

 

[the chris]

 

[Ben Pierce]

Damn, what's the story on this? And who's the chick getting nailed by the chair?

 

[ronito]

This is a perfect thread derail gif

 

[Kozak]

Damn, what's the story on this? And who's the chick getting nailed by the chair?

Story is some bullshit fake wrestling story.

Chair didn't even hit her hard lol.

 

[CaptainCamerica]

Damn, what's the story on this? And who's the chick getting nailed by the chair?

Looks like Torrie Wilson

 

[PantherLotus]

If you read gyllenhal.meme in adam sandler's voice it's actually fucking hilarious.

 

[ToxicAdam]

 

[Harry Potter]

trying too hard

 

[Papercuts]

 

[yencid]

 

[Danneee]

Awesome!

 

[Ben Pierce]

Looks like Torrie Wilson

my god. I want her to sit on my face.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Third World Success is so funny:

 

[MercuryLS]

Third World Success is so funny:

That's funny, haha.

 

[Misanthropy]

lol! It's the look on that kid's face that makes it so funny.

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[dr3upmushroom]

Wow, that's rich. You should be a motivational speaker.

Anyway, here is a hairless guinnea pig.

Wow, I've always wondered why they're called pigs, but they actually look pretty piggish without their fur.

 

[iamaustrian]

that's how I want to end.
shortly after I escaped out of the nuthouse where I was treated for mass murder and cannibalism, I'm eating dinner at some fucked up place, drinking wine directly out of the bottle and facepalming the world.
awesome

fridge looks cool too

 

[AAequal]

Among stupidest memes but it made laugh for some reason

 

[Medalion]

We are all made of stars

 

[FreeMufasa]

lol who is this?

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

lol who is this?

Ruth Erica Benesch.

 

[dragonlife]

Does anyone have that comic about a man getting lost on his way to his kitchen and ending up in some hell-like place with a dragon-looking creature?

I can't remember where it's from, and I'd like to save it. I just remember liking it and the dialogue.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Buttersafe:

Bonus, in video form: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwIz4OrsB-M