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[Lissar]

I feel the same way. News anchors always look like they're trying to eat your face.

News anchors are pretty terrifying, but they can't beat TV English program "teachers" in Japan for creep factor. Did you ever watch any of those? I couldn't help but watch them, they were so fascinatingly terrifying.

Speaking of news anchors I saw the strangest make-up on one the other day. She had eye-liner over the curve of the lid and two lines on each side. Is this a thing now? It just looked bizarre to me.

Japan has some weird pizza, but I've liked a lot of the pizza I've had there actually. They're willing to go places American restaurants aren't (of course there are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed.) The one time I got American style pizza in Japan it just tasted odd, however :<

 

[Red]

The fuck? Soggy egg bread? You just suck at cocking a basic meal, that's all. My french toast is to Michelangelo's David: Both are perfect.

I'm more of a steak and eggs guy I guess.

 

[snoopeasystreet]

AHH!!! My mouse ran out of batteries and now I have to tab my way around the internet until tomorrow.

 

[Kisaya]

That said, since it's currently about pizza, as New Yorker, I can say that NYC's pizza's ridiculously expensive at this point. I haven't eaten from a local pizzeria in a while besides the 99 cent Pizza chains that sells cheap ass pizza for a buck a pop. It's surprisingly decent, so whenever I'm at mid town, hungry and near one, I pop in and order a 2 slices with a drink for 3 bucks.

Yup. I was mad when it jumped to $2 a slice, but then some places went to $2.75 and I was ready to quit pizza. Thank god for 2 Bros Pizza though, I was so happy to see slices sold for $1.

 

[lazybones18]

Alright RP GAF, all this talk about food has made me make a burger at 13 past 12. Hope you guys are happy.

Yum

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

Caesar's is only good when it's REALLY fresh. if I've had it in my possession for more than 20 minutes it fades into generic bullshit land, and is the worst cold pizza ever.

 

[CountAntonius]

I think it actually taste better after a day in the fridge. I throw it in the oven for about 15 minutes and it gets crispy.

 

[Lissar]

The fuck? Soggy egg bread? You just suck at cocking a basic meal, that's all. My french toast is to Michelangelo's David: Both are perfect.

I need to hear more about this.

 

[Red]

I need to hear more about this.

When a man and a breakfast fall in love with each other...

 

[Jhoan]

I can't believe nobody else likes the taste of little ceasers. What the hell is wrong with me. I take that pizza over gourmet/mom and pop stuff all the time and not cause it's cheap.

It's all tastes good if you eat it once in a blue moon and are extremely hungry. Otherwise, it tastes o.k if you it every week to the point of where you get tired of it.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

so yeah I started this pizza thing cuz I'm hungry

I guess I should all 5 Star Pizza - Tabasco takes care of the meh taste

<3 my Tabasco

 

[Ryck]

I am intrigued by this French Toast Pizza...Where can I obtain one?

 

[Emitan]

I need to hear more about this.

Everything tastes better if you do that to it.

 

[H.Protagonist]

When a man and a breakfast fall in love with each other...

With your morning-mussed-looking real pic avatar this line is especially great.

 

[Alucrid]

Every time in I lurk in this thread, there's always something new you folks are talking about (not that that's a bad thing). This is the most dynamic thread I've seen on GAF.

That said, since it's currently about pizza, as New Yorker, I can say that NYC's pizza's ridiculously expensive at this point. I haven't eaten from a local pizzeria in a while besides the 99 cent Pizza chains that sells cheap ass pizza for a buck a pop. It's surprisingly decent, so whenever I'm at mid town, hungry and near one, I pop in and order a 2 slices with a drink for 3 bucks.

However, I typically get Little Caesar's from time to time because it's it's dirt cheap but it doesn't taste good. Papa John's though is king. Their pepperoni pizza kicks Dominoes ass so badly. I still like ordering Dominoes from time to time though. I guess I love them all equally.

I've had pizza in the Dominican Republic and I have to say, it tastes so much better than the crappy pizza in NY. I literally tasted all the ingredients with every bite. Plus it was pretty good with corn sprinkled on it. I can't say the same for out state pizza since I've never had any.

Goddamn. Nothing beat being at the Jersey shore (not that Jersey Shore) and getting dollar slices at midnight as the places on the boardwalk were closing down.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I need to hear more about this.

First you have to wave your penis around in different directions. It's almost like you're blessing the food before you start to cook it.

 

[iirate]

All right. I warned ya.

For those that want/need more reasons not to eat at Pizza Hut...

Some of the cooks routinely 'flavored' pizzas to customers they didn't like, girls, or just to random orders with the following:

Spoiler

Ripped out handfuls of pubic hair
Fingernail clippings
One guy cut himself and thought it'd be funny to add his blood to the sauce
Boogers
Hair
Bits of slime/gelatin from the cans of anchovies that no one ever ordered
One guy rubbed his shoe into the un-sauced dough before adding sauce
Rumor had it that another guy used to come in the dough mixer
etc, etc

Those are just what I remember specifically. :/

Man, I must be lucky. I'm a manager at a pizza chain, have worked in two stores for nearly 4 years, and I haven't witnessed anything even close to any of that. I have heard a story or two (at least one of which I KNOW to have happened), but never actually witnessed anything like that.

The worst thing I've ever witnessed was dealing with this douchebag that would come in every once in a while, and order multiple pepperoni and extra cheese pizzas. If ANY of these pies came out and didn't look exactly as they did on the poster outside, he'd call for a remake. Well, I warned one of our new guys about him so that he'd make the pizza exactly to spec, and he did so, and then dumped half a bottle of oregano on the top. The pizza came out of the oven completely black.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

You guys made me hungry so I'm going to whip up a Spanish tortilla.

 

[Lissar]

When a man and a breakfast fall in love with each other...

Everything tastes better if you do that to it.

First you have to wave your penis around in different directions. It's almost like you're blessing the food before you start to cook it.

I feel like I'm missing out on the best of what life has to offer.

 

[Plywood]

Food talk only serves to make others hungry. You should all feel bad.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I feel like I'm missing out on the best of what life has to offer.

Hey, you live with me and I'll change your perspective on how the world really works.

 

[Red]

I feel like I'm missing out on the best of what life has to offer.

Freud explained this 100 years ago.

 

[Emitan]

I feel like I'm missing out on the best of what life has to offer.

Every woman wants a penis to cock her food. That's why they get married.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Food talk only serves to make others hungry. You should all feel bad.

But food is the glue that holds real-gaf together. It's what bonds us.

 

[jasonng]

I'm currently making stir fried bitter melons and eggs to go along with leftover homemade roast pork. Side of rice with pesto because I'm Asian.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I feel like I'm missing out on the best of what life has to offer.

I'm sure you could find a job as a kitchenhand.

 

[Hawkian]

Every woman wants a penis to cock her food. That's why they get married.

Do I see what you did there or not?

 

[Jhoan]

Yup. I was mad when it jumped to $2 a slice, but then some places went to $2.75 and I was ready to quit pizza. Thank god for 2 Bros Pizza though, I was so happy to see slices sold for $1.

2 Bros? I've never heard of it. *Googles 2 Bros Pizza* I've seen those before, but I've never walked into them. That's good to know. I'll keep that pizza chain in mind next time I head downtown and have a craving for pizza.

 

[Alucrid]

Mmhm, I just made some sausage scallopini. Sweet sausage with green pepers, onions and mushrooms in sauce.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I'm sure you could find a job as a kitchenhand.

You'll need an apron to wipe yourself off, too.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

so sleepy... why do I have this Lion King song stuck in my head?

Is the Lion King still on Broardway?
If so want to see it a 3rd time its been years

 

[soundahfekz]

I'm currently making stir fried bitter melons and eggs to go along with leftover homemade roast pork. Side of rice with pesto because I'm Asian.

I'm currently starving, and will be for the next few hours cause I'm stuck in a recording session

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Yup. I was mad when it jumped to $2 a slice, but then some places went to $2.75 and I was ready to quit pizza. Thank god for 2 Bros Pizza though, I was so happy to see slices sold for $1.

wait what you can't get a $1 slice in NYC anymore?

what about Chicken Pita from vendors?

 

[SMT]

I'm in Chuck, I'm in.

 

[Emitan]

 

[blurrygil]

Someone say food...?!?

edit: lulz @ having the same shirt...

 

[lazybones18]

I could go for some fried shrimp right now

 

[Pau]

Yup. I was mad when it jumped to $2 a slice, but then some places went to $2.75 and I was ready to quit pizza. Thank god for 2 Bros Pizza though, I was so happy to see slices sold for $1.

2 Bros Pizza has been my lunch savior many times.

Freud explained this 100 years ago.

That motherfucker was wrong about many things - penis envy included!

 

[Plywood]

But food is the glue that holds real-gaf together. It's what bonds us.

Must be krazy glue, cause all this food talk is making me hungry!

That doesn't make sense.

 

[CountAntonius]

Mmhm, I just made some sausage scallopini. Sweet sausage with green pepers, onions and mushrooms in sauce.

Speaking of sausage fests.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

might as well call it shameless gaf
where is the leg cam?

 

[Jhoan]

Goddamn. Nothing beat being at the Jersey shore (not that Jersey Shore) and getting dollar slices at midnight as the places on the boardwalk were closing down.

Haha, I think I know which Jersey Shore you're talking about. I've never been there before, but I've heard so much about how good it is. Funny because I literally live right next to the George Washington Bridge (my building's right next to it). If I had a car, I would go over there in the summer since the beaches in Jersey are a lot better than NY's beaches.

 

[Lissar]

That motherfucker was wrong about many things - penis envy included!

Haha, this thread is so cyclical! I predict we'll be talking about him again 50 pages from now.

 

[.la1n]

I don't know. If pizza hut employs good lookin people like you, a little genitalia on my pizza isn't so bad

It's not the good looking people that do it

 

[Lasthope106]

Tried tinychat, no girl-gaf there so I left.

TinyGAFfers is GayGAF and jailbait heaven.

edit: and Cheezmo.

 

[Emitan]

Haha, this thread is so cyclical! I predict we'll be talking about him again 50 pages from now.

No, just penises.

 

[Alucrid]

Speaking of sausage fests.

I guess I see my calling.

 

[Red]

It's not the good looking people that do it

Hey can anyone really blame me if the best I can get is a pizza

That motherfucker was wrong about many things - penis envy included!

You won't find me disagreeing.

 

[.la1n]

TinyGAFfers is GayGAF and jailbait heaven.

edit: and Cheezmo.

I'm there...sometimes

and Jason (thats right calling you out)

 

[Emitan]

That motherfucker was wrong about many things - penis envy included!

Admit it, you want to have a penis!