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NFL 2011 Wild Card |OT| Where Everyone Is In Like Flynn
- Thread starter Buckethead
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I :jakncoke'dSlo, congratulations. I got you a gift to celebrate.
He's just doing a tour of the NFC North, next he'll Scam Newton his way into the Packers.
His players love him!
*10 straight losses later*
No really, they do!
They showed their love by losing by an average of 24 pts per game during that streak. They didn't want him to stress out!
barkers crest
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On my way to the Texans game. Been waiting 10 years for this. Got a six pack, bag of Doritos, and a roll of toilet paper with me in preparation for a first class tailgating experience.
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
This can't be real, LOL
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/53440/n...s-sexting-one-of-the-giants-star-players.html
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/53440/n...s-sexting-one-of-the-giants-star-players.html
Should hire me as the HC, I'd talk like Dave Chappelle's SLJ impression all the time.
After a penalty:
"Good motherfucking job, motherfucker."
Player gives up a TD on a KR that costs us the game and the playoffs:
"Yes he deserved to die! And I hope he burns in Helllllll!"
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cuevas. PhD.
Member
She wants my penis.
Grover Cleveland
Member
She probably wants every dude's penis.
No offense to her, I'm sure she's a lovely girl. Just sayin', NFL cheerleaders have a bit of a reputation
:jakncoke
Editing out the link to the story about your slutty cheerleaders?
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I need to meet up with some NFL cheerleaders.
Grover Cleveland
Member
I don't know what you're talking about. I ain't no amir0x.
I saw it, you can't fool me!
lazybones18
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yankeeforever2
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Barack Lesnar
Banned
I hope Peyton gets traded to an AFC team and just buries these asshole Colts execs in the regular season and playoffs and wins another Superbowl. That would be one of the greatest revenge/backfire stories in the history of sports. Ungrateful bastards. Who even knows if Luck will be good when so many other sure-fire #1 picks have flopped.
I've had sex with a NY Giant cheerleader.
cuevas. PhD.
Member
What.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
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cuevas. PhD.
Member
I know, i was just showing you that I thought the post was fucking stupid.
Moore and Peyton back together.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
I'm not going to take that from a dude who can barely type a legible sentence.
The post wasn't stupid. It was referencing the many rumors about Peyton and Luck possibly not being able to co-exist, meaning Peyton and his $28 million option getting traded. And the fact that trading him would be a slap in the face to a guy who has carried the franchise for over a decade. Get on my level.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Why is keeping Sanchez something to be excited about?
Barack Lesnar
Banned
They speak of keeping Sanchez as if that's a positive
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I've had sex with a girl who was a cheerleader on my high school, so almost the same thing.
With Wayne Hunter as our right tackle expect manning to break his neck by week 6.
Who knows - its like getting the past her prime Pamela Anderson while you still have genital warts. Sure, you got Pamela Anderson, but she's old, and you still have genital warts.
cuevas. PhD.
Member
They aren't trading him, get over it. They'll let him go when he starts to slow down and Luck is ready.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
If a bottom-feeder gets Peyton it's an instant playoff team. If an even half-way decent team gets Peyton then it's not only a playoff team but a Superbowl contender. This guy should've won the MVP for like 10 years straight.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
what if the niners win the superbowl this year AND get peypey next year? what that make them
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Grateful? Go read how much Peyton Manning has earned since the beginning of this season despite never playing a single snap. Maybe the Colts are trying to not be the Miami Dolphins in this situation by clinging onto a guy who has a max of 5 good years left if he even comes back!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I don't know, but the one thing I do know is that you will die from fapping.
Peyton's neck breaks during a handshake at the press conference.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
A dynasty. They'd win 3-4 bowls in a row till Peyton got to his late 30s and even then might keep going. If an idiot like Britt can have a career year at age 41 (?), Peyton will be elite for the next 6-8 years (currently 35) barring another catastrophic neck injury. He never gets sacked, never gets injured, started a million games in a row, it was just this rare neck/nerve issue. If that can get 100% healed with this fusion surgery he'll be the best for years to come and would make Montana's run with the Niners look feeble.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Are you a Colts fan? Or just a Peytonfan?
Barack Lesnar
Banned
Peyton fan. He asked me how he'd do on the Niners and with them already having a dominant defense, solid WRs, a great TE, and an above average running game they would be insanely good with Peyton for years to come. You don't agree? Alex Smith is a black hole on that team that will prevent them from getting far in these playoffs.
cuevas. PhD.
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Have you seen green bays? If you're not going to do it right don't do it at all.
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