electroshockwave
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How are boxers flattering? They're loose and don't do anything to show off your body. They're like those tit-curtain dresses some girls have a thing for wearing.
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SolidusDave
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That is more what I envisioned. I do not have a degree in Gorilla Fucking though so I may be wrong. We need to consult an expert.
shanshan310
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And may I ask what you have in your hand in that avatar? Is it a whip?
LOL, no. Its... its a stick. One of my friends graduated so we took turns trying on his robe and taking photos of each other being wizards around campus.
deadmeadow88
Member
Hot tip: don't leave empty beer bottles all over the front porch for your wife to trip over at 6am.
Napoleonthechimp
Member
There is no technique to it. It is just pure primal animalistic fucking.
You're studying law, this is all par for the course.
Okay. So sort of like.
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!" *rips off shirt* *rips off woman's clothing* *throws her on to the bed*
Got you!
Witchfinder General
punched Wheelchair Mike
Guys, want to have your self worth as a partner boosted? Then watch Treme. I'm currently watching it with my wife and several times has she commented that "I'm so glad you're not like him". A show where a lot of the men are either hopeless, emotionally crippled or cheaters really makes you look like the catch of the century.
brucewaynegretzky
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I can accept this answer.
PflargBlarg
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This isn't asking for advice, I just needed to tell someone and you guys will do.
The moment when the girl you're into tells you that she's had a crush on you for quite a while is the best. And already being good friends I couldn't be happier.
So thank you new year's eve and slightly drunken kisses
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The moment when the girl you're into tells you that she's had a crush on you for quite a while is the best. And already being good friends I couldn't be happier.
So thank you new year's eve and slightly drunken kisses
and obligatory threats of bodily harm from an ex-boyfriend in denial
BladeWorker
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During the date itself. Until you reach a comfort stage, each new medium (phone, text, online, in person) is basically a reset of everything you ever thought you knew.
Like 50 First Dates, only less cheesy, with more short-term memory and more frustrating.
NihonTiger90
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LadyGAF, if a girl's interested in meeting you but she's kind of dragging her feet in setting a date to meet up ... does that possibly mean anything?
Hm, I think that explains my success with dating friends versus dating people I've met recently. I don't think I put enough effort into my first dates to get to know the other person. And I've already skipped that phase with dating friends...
Baconsaurus Rex
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So ladies, I'm a horrible, terrible, god awful kisser. I've already made a fool out of myself now and my girlfriend has told me, begged me, to improve my kissing. This can be a problem since I can only practice on her of course. So, any tips to improve my technique? It isn't really helping that she goes all in immediately with tongue and all.
So any tips? Also, there is a height difference of almost 9 inches which can be a pain in the ass too. Any tips how to handle this?
So any tips? Also, there is a height difference of almost 9 inches which can be a pain in the ass too. Any tips how to handle this?
ShockingAlberto
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I'm not LadyGAF, but in my experience, it's usually not a good sign.
Ew, sounds like she might be a bad kisser too. Nobody should go in tongue first, ugh!
As for the height thing, try sitting down to make out?
Count Dookkake
Member
Hey, ladies, is it okay if I access a database at work to get this cute chick's address so that I can go to her house and leave a note on her car asking her out?
Professor Beef
Banned
As long as you make a joke about yourself, it's a-ok.
Giant Robot
Member
It's ok if you're a police officer.
pelicansurf
Needs a Holiday on Gallifrey
and bald.
Devolution
Member
Be sure it's just self-deprecating enough that creepers the world over will feel sympathetic.
BladeWorker
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Only if it's okay if she accesses the same database to get your information to put in the police report so she can file a restraining order on your creeping ass.
Edit: Or sue.
Creepers also need love.
Professor Beef
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Domino Theory
Crystal Dynamics
Don't know if I should put this here or in dating-age, but here it goes:
I've known this girl and her brother since they were 3 and 4, respectively, and I was 5. We all grew up together. I became best friends with her brother at that young age and pretty much stuck to him when it came to hanging out with friends and generally having a social life (aside from a couple new close friends here and there in high school). This meant I was at his house playing video games, chilling on the computer, sleep overs, etc. for years so I always saw her. Basically my family and her family were so damn close for so long that our parents would take trips together, trips with us, all that fun stuff.
Because of this, I came to see her as a family member so when I started going through hormonal changes during the early stages of puberty and saw her as more than just a friend, I thought it was a bad thing to like her so I kept it to myself until now.
A problem could be that we stopped talking and hanging out when her brother just randomly decided that he wanted nothing to do with me anymore as a friend and stopped talking to me and stopped hanging out with me (this happened towards the end of '07). But around 2010-2011, I managed to reconnect with her on Facebook and chat with her occassionally but I also want to ask her to lunch so we can catch up and then I could tell her that I love her then.
There are A LOT of things that I've done for her throughout her life growing up - we've been through a lot. One example I can give is in high school, I planned a road trip to Las Vegas with her parents and mine that involved making a stop at Los Angeles so she could see her boyfriend who she was madly in love with at the time (he had to move from the Bay to LA because of his parents, she was devastated, but her parents hated the idea of her dating so they didn't know about her boyfriend so I planned this all for her without telling her parents that the person we were meeting at LA was her long-distance boyfriend).
I've done another similar thing for a previous boyfriend of hers, but not to such a big scale. Anyways, the point is I've done a lot for her and we've been through a lot together.
I don't want to tell her I love her and then beg for her or anything and I don't expect a response back, either. I simply just want her to know that I love her and that if she still continued to date other guys, I wouldn't sit around moping about it or get upset, but if there ever came a time where these guys just weren't enough/not what she expected, that there'd be a guy in the Bay with an unimaginable amount of love, passion, and dedication waiting for her.
So what do you think? Good? Bad?
I've known this girl and her brother since they were 3 and 4, respectively, and I was 5. We all grew up together. I became best friends with her brother at that young age and pretty much stuck to him when it came to hanging out with friends and generally having a social life (aside from a couple new close friends here and there in high school). This meant I was at his house playing video games, chilling on the computer, sleep overs, etc. for years so I always saw her. Basically my family and her family were so damn close for so long that our parents would take trips together, trips with us, all that fun stuff.
Because of this, I came to see her as a family member so when I started going through hormonal changes during the early stages of puberty and saw her as more than just a friend, I thought it was a bad thing to like her so I kept it to myself until now.
A problem could be that we stopped talking and hanging out when her brother just randomly decided that he wanted nothing to do with me anymore as a friend and stopped talking to me and stopped hanging out with me (this happened towards the end of '07). But around 2010-2011, I managed to reconnect with her on Facebook and chat with her occassionally but I also want to ask her to lunch so we can catch up and then I could tell her that I love her then.
There are A LOT of things that I've done for her throughout her life growing up - we've been through a lot. One example I can give is in high school, I planned a road trip to Las Vegas with her parents and mine that involved making a stop at Los Angeles so she could see her boyfriend who she was madly in love with at the time (he had to move from the Bay to LA because of his parents, she was devastated, but her parents hated the idea of her dating so they didn't know about her boyfriend so I planned this all for her without telling her parents that the person we were meeting at LA was her long-distance boyfriend).
I've done another similar thing for a previous boyfriend of hers, but not to such a big scale. Anyways, the point is I've done a lot for her and we've been through a lot together.
I don't want to tell her I love her and then beg for her or anything and I don't expect a response back, either. I simply just want her to know that I love her and that if she still continued to date other guys, I wouldn't sit around moping about it or get upset, but if there ever came a time where these guys just weren't enough/not what she expected, that there'd be a guy in the Bay with an unimaginable amount of love, passion, and dedication waiting for her.
So what do you think? Good? Bad?
Devolution
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If you lay all your cards out on the table just be prepared if she finds it awkward. Personally, I think being upfront about that kind of stuff is really admirable and if you're willing to stay her friend regardless of whether she'll fall for other dudes, that makes you a stand up guy. Some people (mostly guys) will say you're stupid or even insult you for it, but if you genuinely care for someone deep enough, it's about wanting them to be happy, even if it's not with you. Just do yourself a favor and if she doesn't feel the same, don't really wait for her, play the field, get some experience. There might be a time that's right, but if you squander all your hopes on one woman you're asking for heartbreak after heartbreak.
Domino, what is the point in you telling her that you love her? I cannot fathom a situation where this would be a good thing.
Whoa, this shit sounds awesome.
Whoa, this shit sounds awesome.
What's the point of bottling it up inside?
Personally I would think it is better to let it out in the open. Even if she doesn't like you at least you know. I'd rather that than just watching her go off with someone else and reflecting on what might have been.
Life is too short anyway.
Fine, but I think the whole "I don't care if you don't feel the same way" thing is awful. Tell her that you fucking want her. Life is too short anyway.
Edit: Oh wait, this wasn't Domino responding.
Count Dookkake
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Good premise for a Jim Carrey vehicle.
Mineshaft_Gap
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I'd rather ask this here than in the ladygaf thread if any other ladies are up in here.
I've only ever had sex with one person, my boyfriend. He's circumcised. Does it feel any different to have sex with a guy whose penis isn't circumcised?
I've only ever had sex with one person, my boyfriend. He's circumcised. Does it feel any different to have sex with a guy whose penis isn't circumcised?
Yeah. As a kid I was afraid sometimes to say something just in case the response was bad. Thinking back on it, it just seems so stupid.
lol
And a strange question which I can't answer. lol
I'm not sure what difference it makes though.
Boss Man
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What catches a girl's attention, what do girls see / look for in guys?
Guys: Sorry, but we pretty much just want to have sex with you. We look at how physically attractive you are, and may or may not want to have sex with you to varying degrees. The vast majority just want you to be fit, and having a cute face seals the deal. Everything else comes after. So you're a cool person? +1 We get along? +1, etc... until something substantial builds. It all stems from the first part though, at least in my experience. I think it's mostly a biological thing that we don't have much say over.
Girls: Explain? What's the entry fee (the things that must be met before considering attraction)? Face, smile, calves, sense of humor, confidence, height? The male check list is pretty simple and straightforward, the female one seems more complicated.
Guys: Sorry, but we pretty much just want to have sex with you. We look at how physically attractive you are, and may or may not want to have sex with you to varying degrees. The vast majority just want you to be fit, and having a cute face seals the deal. Everything else comes after. So you're a cool person? +1 We get along? +1, etc... until something substantial builds. It all stems from the first part though, at least in my experience. I think it's mostly a biological thing that we don't have much say over.
Girls: Explain? What's the entry fee (the things that must be met before considering attraction)? Face, smile, calves, sense of humor, confidence, height? The male check list is pretty simple and straightforward, the female one seems more complicated.
PflargBlarg
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I agree in a way.
To Domino Theory:
Throwing down something like "I love you" when you're supposedly out for lunch to catch up is pretty hardcore. If you're going to go that far you might as well take it a little further. But look, I'm reading some of the things you're saying here, and you're putting yourself in a bad spot. Do you really want to be that guy who is sitting off on the sidelines waiting for her to maybe come back to you?
Sure, say your piece and see what happens. But you really can't do this waiting around thing or you're going to go insane playing out scenarios in your head in which she breaks up with her current bf or something.
As Devolution said, it's fairly likely that she's going to find it awkward to be told such a thing in any case. I cannot honestly tell you that I think it's a good thing to do what you're outlining here, but fuck it, it doesn't sound like it's headed anywhere any time soon if you don't do this.
If she's currently single (I can't really tell) why haven't you just asked her out? That would be far less over the top.
Zoe
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Account suicide apparently.
CrazyDogg77
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Coming in the The Black Culture thread and apologizing in a lot of posts for trolling us and generally acting dumb. She(?) kept saying she would leave but wouldn't so Bish ended up banning her.
I think I may have a read of the thread.
CrazyDogg77
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So is Shan a girl or a guy?
lol
I have no idea. I always thought she was a guy until the real pic thread. I still wasn't entirely sure then though.
shanshan310
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Didn't she delete a bunch of her posts?
Also interested My boyfriend isn't, so yeah. I imagine it doesn't feel that different though. The skin kind of... goes back while its in.
Also interested
My boyfriend isn't, so yeah. I imagine it doesn't feel that different though. The skin kind of... goes back while its in.Devolution
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Shan said in chat that it was a dual account and that was his gf but they both posted. I don't know what to believe. Personally I think we should just stop talking about him, her, it whatever.
Didn't she delete a bunch of her posts?
Yeah I read something about that. Some strange shit going on, that's for sure.
lol
I bet it was a guy pretending to be a girl. The classic internet joke turned reality.
I'll stop now.
SolidusDave
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shan-shan and Ducky should switch boyfriends... for science!
(I don't see how you could feel the difference, especially with lots of other factors having bigger impacts as it would be rare that you can compare the same uhm... guy )
(I don't see how you could feel the difference, especially with lots of other factors having bigger impacts as it would be rare that you can compare the same uhm... guy
)I really hate when guys speak for me, saying that all guys want is sex. Not everyone is like you.
shan-shan and Ducky should switch boyfriends... for science!
(I don't see how you could feel the difference, especially with lots of other factors having bigger impacts as it would be rare that you can compare the same uhm... guy
Your username reminds me of 'smokydave'. I think of you as the fake smokydave.
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