Pics that make you laugh | Late 2011 Edition

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that look. OMG
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though someone needs to speed it up a little.
 
P. 45

She was eating a maraschino ice cream from a silver-gilt shell that she was holding in her left hand; the spoon between her teeth and her eyes were half shut.

Madame Bovary

Sounds kinky.
 
wow. can't stop laughing
in which episode was this again?

Don't remember season and episode number, but the plot is that Barney and Ted are fighting, and they are experimenting with different alcohols to see what puts them in the best mood to resolve their fight. Some alcohol makes Marshall feel extra pretty.
 
Just had to post this: pg 45 of Uncle John's Book of the Dumb

"It is unnecessary to conduct a taste test of the burritos."

wat

Maybe it means that your penis tastes like burritos?
 
pg. 45 of Hodge's Harbrace Handbook

"Because it snowed hard that October that year, the ski resorts opened early, and the skiers and snowboarders flocked to them."




...yay, October?
 
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Not really funny but she's 43 years old with a 20 year old daughter.

Oh and I found this as well (it was posted before but still tickles my funny bone):

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Okay, last post from me for this page 45 thing. I went through a bunch of my books at my desk, and you know what the best part of it was? Finding a ton of awesome old bookmarks, including my old ID where I looked like stoned Keanu Reeves, a receipt to a Singapore night zoo I'd forgotten I went to, and an old photo I thought I'd lost.

I've typed these up in the order I've taken them off the shelves, so it may be all over the place. Without further adieu:


Kurt Vonnegut Jr's Cat's Cradle:
Miss Faust offered to unshackle the purple cord for me so that I might go inside and traffic more intimately with whatever ghosts were there.
Translation: Cougar.


Salman Rushdie's Grimus:
His head reminded him of its existence; he lay back on the mat.
Translation: Masturbation.


John Irving's A Son of the Circus:
Was there a clown act that required audience participation?
Translation: Stuff of nightmares.


Alex Garland's The Coma:
Mary's back was to me.
Translation: Now we're talking.


Ruth L. Ozeki's My Year of Meats:
As a married man, it's not appropriate for me to do it.
Translation: I'm getting married or something very different is happening.


Khaled Hosseini's The Kite Runner:
There was a flurry of rapid movement behind me.
Translation: Something very different is happening.


Richard Matheson's I Am Legend:
He heard the choking sound in Cortman's throat.
Translation: Cortman can totally be a woman's last name.


James Rachels' The Elements of Moral Philosophy:
Clearly, there is no reason to criticize homosexuality.
Translation: Cortman is not a woman's name.


Stephen Mitchell's Tao Te Ching:
True perfection seems imperfect, yet it is perfectly itself.
Translation: Yay!


George R. R. Martin's A Clash of Kings:
"The straw knight jousts better than that one."
Translation: Booo.


Zsuzsi Gartner's Better Living Through Plastic Explosives:
They clustered around as Rufus introduced her, telling Alex how awesome it was that she had decided to come.
Translation: Bisexual? Happy 2012!
 
Kill joy.
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Seriously... I'm all for contributing to the thread but all it ever gives is people doing it only for themselves, and no one ever cares.

Even if a funny answer pops up, it's always drowned in the rest. I'm still reading the posts in this thread, and it's discouraging to connect to gaf and see that you'll have several pages of variations of a unique reply to go through.

So... please ?

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was just finding a sparepart for a colleague .. and the EPC (electronic Parts Catalogue) showed this picture..

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that text made me laugh..
 
pg 45 of Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett

"They had built the Unreal Time Clock, although no-one seemed to have a very clear idea how it worked".

Not quite sure how to take that one!
 
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