Pics that make you laugh | Late 2011 Edition
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SteveWinwood
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This is possibly the best response of all time.
AceBandage
Banned
SteveWinwood
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Yes.
Pity I stole it from this or the other thread.
I started the myst thing.
No really look it up. I brought it up like a page later and then it was hot shit.
Mike Works
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Had to do one more. From the first book of Stephen King's The Dark Tower series The Gunslinger:
nvm
Don't know if you guys have seen this yet.
Lamel
Banned
...IN BED
I got: 12 Press F1 to return to the Properties tab.
Does this mean my dong isn't good enough? I have to redo it from scratch???Major Williams
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Made me laugh
Page 45 of my nearest book:
"Death Syndrome, risk for sudden infant".... shit.
ULTROS!
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
P. 45
She was eating a maraschino ice cream from a silver-gilt shell that she was holding in her left hand; the spoon between her teeth and her eyes were half shut.
Madame Bovary
Sounds kinky.
She was eating a maraschino ice cream from a silver-gilt shell that she was holding in her left hand; the spoon between her teeth and her eyes were half shut.
Madame Bovary
Sounds kinky.
Why would anyone do this? Especially if he's not banging whoever he's giving the flower to?
I only have magazine. Is that valid? Page 45:
LOL, if only.
That's the point, he wants to change that, not knowing that he's running in the wrong direction
DrForester
Kills Photobucket
Errrrr...
Don't know if you guys have seen this yet.
Who the fuck writes "Jonathan" that way!?
It's an insult to my name!
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
She having a John-A-Thon, leave her alone.
Don't remember season and episode number, but the plot is that Barney and Ted are fighting, and they are experimenting with different alcohols to see what puts them in the best mood to resolve their fight. Some alcohol makes Marshall feel extra pretty.
GOOD BOOK
ULTROS!
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
Maybe it means that your penis tastes like burritos?
ShockingAlberto
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pg. 45 of Hodge's Harbrace Handbook
"Because it snowed hard that October that year, the ski resorts opened early, and the skiers and snowboarders flocked to them."
...yay, October?
"Because it snowed hard that October that year, the ski resorts opened early, and the skiers and snowboarders flocked to them."
...yay, October?
And everybody knows it.
Lionel Mandrake
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Oh wow. This is what I got too. The 'More Than Complete' version of the Guide (sans Mostly Harmless)
LonelyIsland
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Limited Edition Skyrim strategy guide
pg 45:
"When filling a soul gem, there are some key points to remember..."
pg 45:
"When filling a soul gem, there are some key points to remember..."
No way. I demand to see the birth certificate
Mike Works
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Okay, last post from me for this page 45 thing. I went through a bunch of my books at my desk, and you know what the best part of it was? Finding a ton of awesome old bookmarks, including my old ID where I looked like stoned Keanu Reeves, a receipt to a Singapore night zoo I'd forgotten I went to, and an old photo I thought I'd lost.
I've typed these up in the order I've taken them off the shelves, so it may be all over the place. Without further adieu:
Kurt Vonnegut Jr's Cat's Cradle:
Salman Rushdie's Grimus:
John Irving's A Son of the Circus:
Alex Garland's The Coma:
Ruth L. Ozeki's My Year of Meats:
Khaled Hosseini's The Kite Runner:
Richard Matheson's I Am Legend:
James Rachels' The Elements of Moral Philosophy:
Stephen Mitchell's Tao Te Ching:
George R. R. Martin's A Clash of Kings:
Zsuzsi Gartner's Better Living Through Plastic Explosives:
I've typed these up in the order I've taken them off the shelves, so it may be all over the place. Without further adieu:
Kurt Vonnegut Jr's Cat's Cradle:
Translation: Cougar.
Salman Rushdie's Grimus:
Translation: Masturbation.
John Irving's A Son of the Circus:
Translation: Stuff of nightmares.
Alex Garland's The Coma:
Translation: Now we're talking.
Ruth L. Ozeki's My Year of Meats:
Translation: I'm getting married or something very different is happening.
Khaled Hosseini's The Kite Runner:
Translation: Something very different is happening.
Richard Matheson's I Am Legend:
Translation: Cortman can totally be a woman's last name.
James Rachels' The Elements of Moral Philosophy:
Translation: Cortman is not a woman's name.
Stephen Mitchell's Tao Te Ching:
Translation: Yay!
George R. R. Martin's A Clash of Kings:
Translation: Booo.
Zsuzsi Gartner's Better Living Through Plastic Explosives:
Translation: Bisexual? Happy 2012!
The Broken Ska Record
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How else is the music supposed to cum in your ear-pussy?
Kill joy.
Seriously... I'm all for contributing to the thread but all it ever gives is people doing it only for themselves, and no one ever cares.
Even if a funny answer pops up, it's always drowned in the rest. I'm still reading the posts in this thread, and it's discouraging to connect to gaf and see that you'll have several pages of variations of a unique reply to go through.
So... please ?
Forceatowulf
G***n S**n*bi
I officially nominate this as the image of the fucking Month.
Pure. Unadulterated. Awesome.
Blue Ninja
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Page 45 of Halo: Primordium
"Somebody else had died so that this knowledge would be left inside of me."
Uh...
"Somebody else had died so that this knowledge would be left inside of me."
Uh...
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
This got me.
lol
spindashing looking sharp.
rainking187
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Do they have enough traffic lights?
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