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LadyGAF Advises ManGAF
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Boozeroony
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lol
Do you want to know why no one else is rocking a hobby horse timedog?
Got something big between his legs.
lol
Do you want to know why no one else is rocking a hobby horse timedog?
That's what people were telling Steve Jobs way back when, too.
"Do you want to know why no one else has invented the computer Steve?"
Didn't him and Apple from making millions. Anyways, ladies, hobby horse? Yes, no, maybe?
shanshan310
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You may or may not be mistaken for a brony, but you'll never know til you try!
Glistening Pomegranate
Neo Member
Think it depends where he's from like Doncamatic said. Here in the U.K. most cuss words, even 'cunt' (which a lot of people use for either gender) can also be used in a lighthearted manner, without malicious intent depending on the context of the situation. I imagine he must be getting some kind of positive vibe from her to be even considering himself in with a chance.
Glistening Pomegranate
Neo Member
Depends how sexy the guy is astride it. Adds a bit of kinky and quirkiness. So if he's hot, it's a definite yes from me.
I'm actually the sexiest guy of all time. Not kidding.
Devolution
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Ladies, ladies, ladies, If you saw a man riding around on one of those hobby horse toys, and he was wearing nail polish, but he was also sexy as hell, would you still consider him? I've really been thinking hard about these lately:
Shazam! Nobody else is rocking a fucking hobby horse around town! I'll be up in the club OWNING that shit!
I used to ride my friend's siblings trikes at parties.
Boozeroony
Member
I used to ride my friend's siblings trikes at parties.
Pussy Wagon
Is there a joke in there?
clearacell
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Other than the obvious Kill Bill reference I thought it was kinda weird.
LadyGaf, is a full head of hair important in how you find a man attractive?
Devolution
Member
No, plenty of my crushes have been on baldies.
FallingEdge
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Jason Statham is a boss. He is all of our crushes.
Boozeroony
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Not sure. Is there?
SolidusDave
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im a brit if that helps
60_gig_PS3
Banned
Most girls run the F away as soon as I start talking to them. Yeah I'm a nerd and a little bit awkward but who the F cares. If you ask me girls aren't looking for a boyfriend they're looking for a fashion accessory that they can show off to their girlfriends.
girls seem to have this habit where they reject you flat out when you happen to be interested only to come crawling back years later when they're fat and ugly trying to friend you on Facebook. What's up with that?
girls seem to have this habit where they reject you flat out when you happen to be interested only to come crawling back years later when they're fat and ugly trying to friend you on Facebook. What's up with that?
FallingEdge
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I see nothing wrong with this post at all.
Devolution
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You sound like a delightful person and I would love to subscribe to your newsletter as long as you don't physically touch it.
60_gig_PS3
Banned
That's the truth. real world experience. I used to be more hopeful but a series hearless women have made me into a misogynist.
It all turned out for the best because though as a result I ended up dodging the marriage bullet and came out on the other side a free man
Professor Beef
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I'm a huge nerd, enormous, and every girl I've been with (whether or not they're nerds) has loved that about me, and it's not like I'm some Adonis. You're doing something else wrong bro.
You're basically upset that every girl doesn't like you for attributes that -you- think you should be desirable for embodying. That's not how it works.
You're basically upset that every girl doesn't like you for attributes that -you- think you should be desirable for embodying. That's not how it works.
hey_it's_that_dog
benevolent sexism
Would you say you're just a totally normal guy on a love quest to obtain a boyfriend-free girl?
computers putin'
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I used to ride my friend's siblings trikes at parties.
wow, you look totally different with long hair ( at least to me ),it's pretty jarring considering I've basically been conditioned to see you with short hair in your avatar
Post of a pic of yourself, now.
60_gig_PS3
Banned
women need to learn humbleness because there will be a day where you are fat and ugly on facebook trying to comb through the guys who used to think you were hot.
But those guys if they made it out the other side by then will be looking at girls half your age. Sorry it's the truth. Be more humble and give the nerdy guy a break, eh?
You're blaming girls for not wanting to be with an awkward nerd? Maybe don't be an awkward nerd, otherwise a girlfriend won't be the only thing you'll be lacking
Good point, but I believe most people don't prance around with a hobby horse between their legs because...
they are sane
You may or may not be mistaken for a mental asylum escapee as well.
I used to ride my friend's siblings trikes at parties.
You're all doing it wrong! Check my wheels!
Count Dookkake
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The Librarian
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I'd like LadyGAF's advice on a friend I'm hanging out a lot with, but none of my RL female friends know what's going on with her either, so I'm not expecting any new insight.
Basically, the two of us hang out constantly (even though her boyfriend lives around here), and so much so that unless I tell them otherwise a lot of my friends have assumed that we're dating. She recently told me that it's hard to stay with her current boyfriend because of different interests, and that instead of going to see her BF DJ a club, she went to go see a movie with me instead (she told me she'd have many other chances to see her BF DJ) on Saturday.
She'll hang out with me any time so long as she isn't busy, and will do stuff with me even though she has no interest in what we're doing. For example, I asked her if she'd like to come over and watch Obama's SOTU with me even though she has no interest in politics, and she told me yes as long as she wasn't busy.
I have no idea what's going on, and as I said, neither do any of my female friends. It's bizarre.
Basically, the two of us hang out constantly (even though her boyfriend lives around here), and so much so that unless I tell them otherwise a lot of my friends have assumed that we're dating. She recently told me that it's hard to stay with her current boyfriend because of different interests, and that instead of going to see her BF DJ a club, she went to go see a movie with me instead (she told me she'd have many other chances to see her BF DJ) on Saturday.
She'll hang out with me any time so long as she isn't busy, and will do stuff with me even though she has no interest in what we're doing. For example, I asked her if she'd like to come over and watch Obama's SOTU with me even though she has no interest in politics, and she told me yes as long as she wasn't busy.
I have no idea what's going on, and as I said, neither do any of my female friends. It's bizarre.
60_gig_PS3
Banned
That little rant was not about me. I'm very content in my situation. I came out on the other side successful, marraige-free, and free to do what I want.
I'm no longer on the market and I'd probably even reject the hottest girl right now because I dont want to be tied down.
A lot of guys I know who ended up marrying young are very envious.
You could say that I had my revenge of the nerds moment.
I'm no longer on the market and I'd probably even reject the hottest girl right now because I dont want to be tied down.
A lot of guys I know who ended up marrying young are very envious.
You could say that I had my revenge of the nerds moment.
Um, can't a woman hang around you and enjoy your company? I mean, unless she's putting out signals that she's interested in you, don't take it as more than it is.
Devolution
Member
Eh you sound insecure if you have to shit on how other people do relationships.
First of all - you sound like a serial killer.
Second of all, for you or otherwise, it was an idiotic rant.
60_gig_PS3
Banned
Dude dont get excited she's just using you as a substitute for one of her girlfriends. As soon as you try to make a move she'll be gone in a second.
I would dump her now. Go do something fun with your boys and dont let this chick keep leading you on.
You're probably backup dick. I'd keep it platonic because nothing indicates she's interested in leaving her boyfriend for you.
60_gig_PS3
Banned
Hah no I'm not a serial killer I wouldn't hurt a fly. Though I've learned that there is much to be had outside these women who walk around thinking they're hot shit.
check out one of my adventures in Thailand threads and you'll see why.
PflargBlarg
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So we're doing this sort of thing now are we. I don't think you're qualified to post in this thread.
Devolution
Member
Yeah I don't like to say anything because it's not a constant occurrence but this thread is starting to get overwhelmed with "mangaf" advises "mangaf." Might as well just change the title.
BladeWorker
Member
Sounds to me like she's got one foot out the door of her current relationship but wants male company and is using you for that purpose.
When people can reasonably assume that you're dating someone who is in a relationship with someone else, you're in a pot of water and someone, eventually, will turn the dial to "boil".
Best get out before you end up burned. Whether or not you like this girl (platonically or romantically) is immaterial. She's using you.
CherryWoodFuton
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I would like to have Lady-Gaf's opinion on guys that have a lot of female friends. Would you all be opposed to your bf having them?
shanshan310
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That's the truth. real world experience. I used to be more hopeful but a series hearless women have made me into a misogynist.
It all turned out for the best because though as a result I ended up dodging the marriage bullet and came out on the other side a free man
You're hanging out with the wrong kind of girls dude.
This. Seems like she's just reaching out to you as a friend. Don't listen to this idiot:
since he is clearly bitter and doesn't appear to see women as being people, but devil spawn who are only interested in men as "handbags" (see his previous posts). You aren't a substitute for her friends, you are her friend (and thus can't dump her since you aren't dating).
It's fine, just don't talk to them flirty I guess ;p
I have a ton of female friends, the current girlfriend seems to be okay with it.
However, she suspects two of them of having mild->major crushes on me, and she finds my disbelief as well as the crushes amusing. My question - what would have to happen for her to find it no longer amusing?
However, she suspects two of them of having mild->major crushes on me, and she finds my disbelief as well as the crushes amusing. My question - what would have to happen for her to find it no longer amusing?
PigSpeakers
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Okay, so more on the guys and girls being friends thing. I have a female friend that I'm very close with and we talk on the phone, hang out a lot, etc. I'm interested in her, but she's not too into me that way, which is fine because eventually I'll probably stop being interested in her. What I want to know though is if we one of us ends up dating someone, what could this do to the friendship, if anything? She considers me her best guy-friend (I think I may be her only guy friend in this state right now since she just moved back and does online classes), and she's one of my closest friends.
shanshan310
Member
Hm... Well, one of my boyfriend's female friends asked him out a couple of times, and I'm not really cool with her. In the end its none of my business, but I don't feel 100% comfortable with him being around her. Not because of him (he obviously isn't interested in her) but because she seems to not have gotten the hint (I met up with her and some other people and she kept hanging off his arm). So yeah, that'd be the point where I stop finding it funny or cute.
Pig, hopefully it doesn't change anything! I guess it depends on how understanding your or her potential partner is of your friendship, but if they are trying to break up a long and strong friendship you probably shouldn't be going out. I guess another thing is that if you lose interest in her as a date you might also start to lose interest in the friendship, but again, hopefully not ^^
Pig, hopefully it doesn't change anything! I guess it depends on how understanding your or her potential partner is of your friendship, but if they are trying to break up a long and strong friendship you probably shouldn't be going out. I guess another thing is that if you lose interest in her as a date you might also start to lose interest in the friendship, but again, hopefully not ^^
Devolution
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Hang out less. Talk less. A lot less depending on how demanding or insecure either one of your S/Os is.
CherryWoodFuton
Member
One good thing about having a good female friend who has a bf (and you're not single yourself) is you get to go on a lot of double dates and makes the friendship stronger (at least in my case)
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