NFL Super Bowl XLVI |OT| Matchup More Unwanted Than Madonna's Halftime Show

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Eli has to be the most chill, well mannered, humble QB in the league (that doesn't flaunt his religion) yet he gets super dope hated on like he stole something. Somewhere kittens are crying because of all this blind rage.
 
Eli has to be the most chill, well mannered, humble QB in the league (that doesn't flaunt his religion) yet he gets super dope hated on like he stole something. Somewhere kittens are crying because of all this blind rage.

This is the shit we have to deal with for two weeks?

fuck me
 
When youre a Jets fan, this is the worst possible matchup ever seeing as i hate both teams. But with that being said, I'd root for North Korea over the Patriots
 
The Giants game was actually super boring. It was pure defence which isn't exciting to watch.
...and people wonder why the NFL keeps changing the rules in favor of offenses. smh.

NYCrooner said:
Eli has to be the most chill, well mannered, humble QB in the league (that doesn't flaunt his religion) yet he gets super dope hated on like he stole something. Somewhere kittens are crying because of all this blind rage.
Huh? Eli has been getting plenty of respect this season (deservedly so).

eznark said:
This is the shit we have to deal with for two weeks?
Was it like this in '07? I wasn't around then but I'm sort of amazed by now many people are coming out of the woodwork...
 
Go Texans!
+1

Two teams I could not care less about.
My sentiments exactly

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I was gonna post this!!

Another fan pointed this out and never realized it, shit man the other AFC teams need to step up...

AFC Superbowl participants....

2004 - Pats
2005 - Steelers
2006 - Colts
2007 - Pats
2008 - Steelers
2009 - Colts
2010 - Steelers
2011 - Pats

Wow. Either Pats,Steelers,Colts are just that good or are the other AFC teams just that bad?
 
I hate myself for caring so much about these games. Growing up in Boston I've been though it all sports wise. For some reason yesterdays game was nearly heart attack inducing more than any other game. At 41 that's not a stretch.
Anyways I really wanted San Fran to win. I don't see how the Pats can stop the WR trio on the Giants. Surprise me agian Pats D!!!
 
Yeah he totally dropped the go ahead TD and then what's imho even worse missed the FG.

I mean seriously? Dude get's paid a ton for catching the ball and kicking it and then fails on both occasions?

What a choker. Lol Failco. They should trade him for Sanchize.

I wouldn't say that he choked but he did miss a few throws. BAL really should have punched in a TD after the late NE turnover. In that instance, Flac did have a check down right in front of him that could have probably scored. His last throw into the end zone was a good one though and the guy didn't hold on.

I was curious why the Ravens didn't try and pick up the first down when they had 2nd and 3rd and short at the end? They still had a time out (right, or am I remembering it wrong?) and time on the clock. Why go all or nothing there? Why play for the tie? Pick up the first down, take two/three shots into the end zone and win the game in regulation - the Pats looked completely vulnerable on that drive.

Ravens/NY would have been the better game imo but I welcome a rematch.
 
When youre a Jets fan, this is the worst possible matchup ever seeing as i hate both teams. But with that being said, I'd root for North Korea over the Patriots

I seriously don't get some Jets fans, there really is no rivalry between the two NY teams, yet some Jets fans here at work will be cheering for the Pats (wut?) over the Giants, I mean seriously? I would never in a million years cheer for any of the NFC East teams to beat the Jets in the Super Bowl, hell against any AFC team.
 
Eli has to be the most chill, well mannered, humble QB in the league (that doesn't flaunt his religion) yet he gets super dope hated on like he stole something. Somewhere kittens are crying because of all this blind rage.
Tough day on the school bus? Don't worry you will have the last laugh when the Giants win the Superbowl and Eli celebrates by watching Peyton bang his wife. I am pretty sure Eli is saving himself until after he wins the 3rd ring.

Had a blast on the Niners bandwagon, oh well.

Go Pats! Go Lord Brady!
Fuck you and fuck the Pats!
 
I went to the Bruins victory parade a few months ago, it would be nice to see Lord Brady on another duck boat too.


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Maybe this year Darth Belichick can hold a trophy.
 
Tough day on the school bus? Don't worry you will have the last laugh when the Giants win the Superbowl and Eli celebrates by watching Peyton bang his wife. I am pretty sure Eli is saving himself until after he wins the 3rd ring.


Fuck you and fuck the Pats!

Oh bionic.We beat the Broncos for you.We beat the Ravens for you.We would have beaten the 49ers for you guys too and you still hate the Patriots.
 
Yes it is wrong to be a Pats fan. No it is not wrong to like Eli.

Outside of NFEasters and Pats fans this is the only guy I can think of that hates on Eli.

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I'd like to be added to the Eli haters club.
 
Oh bionic.We beat the Broncos for you.We beat the Ravens for you.We would have beaten the 49ers for you guys too and you still hate the Patriots.
It is who I am.

Asking me to not hate the Pats is like asking a lion to befriend a wildebeest or a Packers fan to like black people.
 
I would normally take the Giants over NE, but it will be hard to cheer for them after #10 took a ball to the knee to put them there.
 
Ok, feeling alot better today. My eyes are still swollen from the tears and dick is still a little raw from all the post game sadsturbation, but I think I pull it together to talk about the game.

Fuck.

The defense looked pretty good, the offense looked ok. Cam Cameron actually called a few different plays. Joe Flacco actually completed a few passes and generally looked composed and we still lost. Why? First, the O-Line looked like shit. Flacco was barely getting time, and when he did, he usually got it by moving in the pocket. Recievers are still dropping balls like crazy, we need to address this. The rush D looked crappy, especially in the beginning of the game. I don't know if they made adjustments, or if NE stopped running as much (it felt like they did). And special teams, as per usual, gave up too long of returns.

Now for the big fuck ups:

Lee Evans-You should have fucking held on to that, there was no reason that you could rip that shit away from the defender, unless you're a huge pussy. Also, I think he caught that and it warranted review, but whatever, it's not getting overturned now (that's the attitude to take, Niners fans who are still ruing the forward progress call).

John Harbaugh- Why not call a TO before the kick? Why make them rush? Oh, you said you didn't think to call it? That makes no fucking sense. At least make up some bullshit about it! Pretend you were thinking. Dont' make us think you're dumb.

Ozzie Newsome- You seriously couldn't find a kicker who was better than 50% for all FGs on the road? How did we not see this coming?

Cam Cameron- I don't give a fuck if I can't remember anything egregious from yesterday's game, but fuck you anyway, and please don't come back.

Billy Cundiff- You dick. Fuck you and fuck you're mother, and fuck anybody you care about. If your ass is back in Baltimore next year, there is something wrong.

And lastly....

JOE FUCKING FLACCO- Did he play ok yesterday? Yes, shit, he outplayed Brady, but here's my problem. That was one game. That wasn't the fucking tipping point on him becoming a great quarterback. It was a fucking outlier. And the shit is, he did enough yesterday to make people think he isn't a shit quarterback, and that we should lock him up to a long term contract. WHICH IS FUCKED!! He's not a winner, the team is a winner, he's not ELITE, he's not the reason we win, and his tard mustache needs to go worse than Cundiff. His performance yesterday not only didn't get us a win, but it fucked us out of our Super Bowl chances for the next five years.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

At least the Niners lost too, so there's that
 
Eli has to be the most chill, well mannered, humble QB in the league (that doesn't flaunt his religion) yet he gets super dope hated on like he stole something. Somewhere kittens are crying because of all this blind rage.

Thomas Brady is way more chill down the line then Eli Manning. The Patriots could be down by 100 with 2 minutes left and he would still be chill.
 
I wouldn't say that he choked but he did miss a few throws. BAL really should have punched in a TD after the late NE turnover. In that instance, Flac did have a check down right in front of him that could have probably scored. His last throw into the end zone was a good one though and the guy didn't hold on.

Absolutely. He missed a few throws and should have ran for the first when he had the chance. But he did anything but choke. When it mattered most he put the Ravens in a position to win the game and his receiver completely fucked up, as did the kicker.

Did he play a perfect game? Hell no. Did he cost them the SB by choking? Hell No.
 
Ok, feeling alot better today. My eyes are still swollen from the tears and dick is still a little raw from all the post game sadsturbation, but I think I pull it together to talk about the game.

Fuck.

The defense looked pretty good, the offense looked ok. Cam Cameron actually called a few different plays. Joe Flacco actually completed a few passes and generally looked composed and we still lost. Why? First, the O-Line looked like shit. Flacco was barely getting time, and when he did, he usually got it by moving in the pocket. Recievers are still dropping balls like crazy, we need to address this. The rush D looked crappy, especially in the beginning of the game. I don't know if they made adjustments, or if NE stopped running as much (it felt like they did). And special teams, as per usual, gave up too long of returns.

Now for the big fuck ups:

Lee Evans-You should have fucking held on to that, there was no reason that you could rip that shit away from the defender, unless you're a huge pussy. Also, I think he caught that and it warranted review, but whatever, it's not getting overturned now (that's the attitude to take, Niners fans who are still ruing the forward progress call).

John Harbaugh- Why not call a TO before the kick? Why make them rush? Oh, you said you didn't think to call it? That makes no fucking sense. At least make up some bullshit about it! Pretend you were thinking. Dont' make us think you're dumb.

Ozzie Newsome- You seriously couldn't find a kicker who was better than 50% for all FGs on the road? How did we not see this coming?

Cam Cameron- I don't give a fuck if I can't remember anything egregious from yesterday's game, but fuck you anyway, and please don't come back.

Billy Cundiff- You dick. Fuck you and fuck you're mother, and fuck anybody you care about. If your ass is back in Baltimore next year, there is something wrong.

And lastly....

JOE FUCKING FLACCO- Did he play ok yesterday? Yes, shit, he outplayed Brady, but here's my problem. That was one game. That wasn't the fucking tipping point on him becoming a great quarterback. It was a fucking outlier. And the shit is, he did enough yesterday to make people think he isn't a shit quarterback, and that we should lock him up to a long term contract. WHICH IS FUCKED!! He's not a winner, the team is a winner, he's not ELITE, he's not the reason we win, and his tard mustache needs to go worse than Cundiff. His performance yesterday not only didn't get us a win, but it fucked us out of our Super Bowl chances for the next five years.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

At least the Niners lost too, so there's that

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people often have the knee jerk reaction with a catch in the endzone, but it wouldn't have been enough to establish possession anywhere on the field.
 
If Brady has one bad day of throwing the football (Not likely) then the Patriots are done. Their defense can't hold up Eli, and Tuck could cause great stress for Brady.
 
Crazy...

How about this incredible Xerox of fate for the Giants.
In 2007, the Giants started the playoffs by beating an NFC South team. Then they beat the No. 1 seed on the road. Then they beat the No. 2 seed in the conference title game when the foe turned it over in overtime and gave the Giants a short field and the Giants won on a Lawrence Tynes overtime field goal. Then they moved on to face the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
In 2011, let's see ... NFC South team, No. 1 seed, No. 2 seed, overtime, turnover, Tynes, Patriots. Check.
One more thing:
2007: Giants lose to Washington 22-10 in Week 15.
2011: Giants lose to Washington 23-10 in Week 15.
 
Williams screwing up last night is sweet karma for FMT laughing at the Texans and Jacoby Jones. Williams outdid Jacoby which frankly is a damn feat in itself.

gg

oh really? I missed this, what did FMT say?
 
Lee Evans-You should have fucking held on to that, there was no reason that you could rip that shit away from the defender, unless you're a huge pussy. Also, I think he caught that and it warranted review, but whatever, it's not getting overturned now (that's the attitude to take, Niners fans who are still ruing the forward progress call).

I thought the same thing when I saw the replay. I was surprised Harbaugh didn't try and delay the officials to get the booth to take a look, or take his TO there and get everyone composed for the last 40s of the game.

John Harbaugh- Why not call a TO before the kick? Why make them rush? Oh, you said you didn't think to call it? That makes no fucking sense. At least make up some bullshit about it! Pretend you were thinking. Dont' make us think you're dumb.

This is the biggest question mark to me. Why end the game and still have a TO on the board?
 
Also-- how the hell does Stafford get jobbed on the Pro Bowl AGAIN? Cam Newton to replace Eli instead of Stafford? You mean to tell me this dude threw for 5000 yards and finished no higher than 5th among NFC QBs? Come on, man.
 
Also-- how the hell does Stafford get jobbed on the Pro Bowl AGAIN? Cam Newton to replace Eli instead of Stafford? You mean to tell me this dude threw for 5000 yards and finished no higher than 5th among NFC QBs? Come on, man.

He was actually the third alternate, so he finished sixth. Sucks to suck.
 
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