NFL Super Bowl XLVI |OT| Matchup More Unwanted Than Madonna's Halftime Show

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It's amazing how many times the Giants recovered those loose balls off the turnovers.

If they just didn't get one of those...

Wow.
 
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Dude would have gotten savaged by the media if the Patriots had come back to win. A field goal is never guaranteed, but it's still the much smarter play in that situation.
 
Not the shot by itself but Costa goign on about winning one in memory of his wife, it just sounded sensationalist in nature. The shot itself is fine by the commentary just felt wrong



There has been a shit ton of comentary about the wife thing, its not just Costas.
 
It wasn't an easy catch but probably one he makes most of the time.

Story of the season - Giants got the bounces when they needed them.

I'm looking for a movie with Angelina Jolie. She was like an CIA Agent or something. Kind of like The Fugitive. Can't remember the name of it. CAN GAF HELP ME OUT?
 
Did I make the Patriots turn her into a patch on a jersey bullshit rallying cry? Bob Kraft is a douche bag for trying to use his wifes death as a tool.

It's a fucking tribute not only to her but the organization you heartless bastard.

NBA does it also with a black stripe on the left part of the jersey.
 
Congrats to the Giants. You literally saved football for me and all virtuous fans of the game.

Eli my apologies. I have been worshipping false Messiahs for the last 8 years. First I referred to Big Ben as the Messiah. He did deliver Pittsburgh several rings and nearly a decade of excellence so he was a sports Messiah but not even his own mother would call him a good person.

This year I and millions of people were duped into believing in the other supposed virgin of the NFL. But Eli has opened my eyes and shown me what a fraud Tebow is. Tebow is just a pretend virgin. No virgin could have that body or command that kind of confidence. Eli is the only real virgin in the NFL and his virtuous ways are kryptonite to the unholy she-man demon known as Brady.

Also FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK the Pats, Bill Simmons, Kraft Cheese, Tammy Brady, Gronkowski (this is why you don't sleep with whores kids), Wes Welker (fuck you you disgusting choker), every sign Pats fan including their children, wives, siblings, coworkers and parents, Bellicheat for sucking massive dick at the end of the game for not using his timeouts earlier, the Pats defense (which only excels at cheating and hurting players), ESPN, Giselle Brady (disgusting whore, your mother is probably rolling around in her grave at the way you sell your body and even more at your taste in men), and also the Ravens and Broncos for almost allowing the Pats to win another Superbowl.

I can sleep soundly now knowing that thanks to Jesus Eli my kids are not growing up in world where the bad guys win. This win gives hope to all of us. Every fucking virgin goober out there (this describes 105% of GAF) now has hope of doing the impossible. Eli fucking won two Superbowls (and he did it this year with a shit team) in one of the toughest cities to play in, became the clutchest qb in the game (considering he comes from a family of chokers this is pretty impressive), married an attractive woman and even had a kid. All without having a lick of fashion sense and with his male hymen intact. You are an inspiration to us all Eli. Good night and God bless.

Dude all you had to say is that Elite shoved his cannon down Brady's throat and blew his brains out.
 
Football depression setting in, mixing with my regular depression. Boo.

Room on the Brewers bandwagon!

Hands off to the cameraman on getting the Kraft shot despite laughing and fapping so hard.

:jnc

It's a fucking tribute not only to her but the organization you heartless bastard.

NBA does it also with a black stripe on the left part of the jersey.

Some tribute, getting upset in the Super Bowl. I guess they didn't really love her.
 
Fun game. F all the haters that were talking down the match-up for the last two weeks. Manning delivers another title to the Big Apple.

...now when's the draft again?
 
I'm looking forward to next week's podcast with Cousin Sal more. Always good when one of them has a big loss to discuss.

He deserves every loss he gets for pounding on JackO when the Yanks fall (although I love those segments *OOOOOOH JOHNNY*)
 
Congrats to the Giants. You literally saved football for me and all virtuous fans of the game.

Eli my apologies. I have been worshipping false Messiahs for the last 8 years. First I referred to Big Ben as the Messiah. He did deliver Pittsburgh several rings and nearly a decade of excellence so he was a sports Messiah but not even his own mother would call him a good person.

This year I and millions of people were duped into believing in the other supposed virgin of the NFL. But Eli has opened my eyes and shown me what a fraud Tebow is. Tebow is just a pretend virgin. No virgin could have that body or command that kind of confidence. Eli is the only real virgin in the NFL and his virtuous ways are kryptonite to the unholy she-man demon known as Brady.

Also FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK the Pats, Bill Simmons, Kraft Cheese, Tammy Brady, Gronkowski (this is why you don't sleep with whores kids), Wes Welker (fuck you you disgusting choker), every sign Pats fan including their children, wives, siblings, coworkers and parents, Bellicheat for sucking massive dick at the end of the game for not using his timeouts earlier, the Pats defense (which only excels at cheating and hurting players), ESPN, Giselle Brady (disgusting whore, your mother is probably rolling around in her grave at the way you sell your body and even more at your taste in men), and also the Ravens and Broncos for almost allowing the Pats to win another Superbowl.

I can sleep soundly now knowing that thanks to Jesus Eli my kids are not growing up in world where the bad guys win. This win gives hope to all of us. Every fucking virgin goober out there (this describes 105% of GAF) now has hope of doing the impossible. Eli fucking won two Superbowls (and he did it this year with a shit team) in one of the toughest cities to play in, became the clutchest qb in the game (considering he comes from a family of chokers this is pretty impressive), married an attractive woman and even had a kid. All without having a lick of fashion sense and with his male hymen intact. You are an inspiration to us all Eli. Good night and God bless.

LOL well said
 
I love how delusional Pats fans are wholly unwilling to admit Brady made two fuck-awful throws that killed that drive completely.

That fucking INT was worse. So fucking stupid, vintage Playoffs Brady. He had a guy wider open than Kim Kardashian underneath and decided to chuck it to limp Gronk instead. He fucked up against the Ravens with a stupid decision like that, but because their kicker was drunk they still won


D-R-A-F-T! DRAFT DRAFT DRAFT!
 
Congrats to the Giants. You literally saved football for me and all virtuous fans of the game.

Eli my apologies. I have been worshipping false Messiahs for the last 8 years. First I referred to Big Ben as the Messiah. He did deliver Pittsburgh several rings and nearly a decade of excellence so he was a sports Messiah but not even his own mother would call him a good person.

This year I and millions of people were duped into believing in the other supposed virgin of the NFL. But Eli has opened my eyes and shown me what a fraud Tebow is. Tebow is just a pretend virgin. No virgin could have that body or command that kind of confidence. Eli is the only real virgin in the NFL and his virtuous ways are kryptonite to the unholy she-man demon known as Brady.

Also FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK the Pats, Bill Simmons, Kraft Cheese, Tammy Brady, Gronkowski (this is why you don't sleep with whores kids), Wes Welker (fuck you you disgusting choker), every sign Pats fan including their children, wives, siblings, coworkers and parents, Bellicheat for sucking massive dick at the end of the game for not using his timeouts earlier, the Pats defense (which only excels at cheating and hurting players), ESPN, Giselle Brady (disgusting whore, your mother is probably rolling around in her grave at the way you sell your body and even more at your taste in men), and also the Ravens and Broncos for almost allowing the Pats to win another Superbowl.

I can sleep soundly now knowing that thanks to Jesus Eli my kids are not growing up in world where the bad guys win. This win gives hope to all of us. Every fucking virgin goober out there (this describes 105% of GAF) now has hope of doing the impossible. Eli fucking won two Superbowls (and he did it this year with a shit team) in one of the toughest cities to play in, became the clutchest qb in the game (considering he comes from a family of chokers this is pretty impressive), married an attractive woman and even had a kid. All without having a lick of fashion sense and with his male hymen intact. You are an inspiration to us all Eli. Good night and God bless.

Second best post of the night besides eznark's father in law cutting off his fingers.
 
For the record, showing him crestfallen is fine, but calling him an "evil douche" for dedicating the season to his dead wife is bullshit.

He's an evil douchebag for cheating for the better part of a decade. Just a regular douche for turning his wife into a motivational poster.
 
Football depression setting in, mixing with my regular depression. Boo.

I know that man. My cousin(35) passed away from cancer. She had a 2 and 11 month year old child. I was there to help her husband who now has to raise 2 kids. 8 months before that same cousin did the eualgy of our aunt who succomed to cancer after 14 years.

She was brest feeding her newborn when she felt a lump.
 
You need to bath dude because your terrible mad funk is smelling up the thread.

Seriously? A couple of Eli picks against the niners only foiled because two defenders were in position to intercept and collided. Lucky bounce got them 7 in that game (Williams knee gift).

This game a prayer catch by Manningham on the last drive (good throw but that is probably completed 5% of the time). Two fumbles...both recovered by the Giants. Fumble called back by 12 men on the field.

Yeah...they got bounces.

Granted, they were also good but just not as good as the Niners or Patriots. I'd say both teams win 6 or 7 out of 10 games if they played that many.
 
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