GAF... enough of this shitty super bowl talk.
DRAFT TIME.
Browns going after RGIII.
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sportsguy33Bill Simmons
That sucked.
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bahaha, good. He's more tolerable/entertaining, and a better writer, when he's miserable.for the simmons "fans"
Not the shot by itself but Costa goign on about winning one in memory of his wife, it just sounded sensationalist in nature. The shot itself is fine by the commentary just felt wrong
It wasn't an easy catch but probably one he makes most of the time.
Story of the season - Giants got the bounces when they needed them.
Did I make the Patriots turn her into a patch on a jersey bullshit rallying cry? Bob Kraft is a douche bag for trying to use his wifes death as a tool.
It wasn't just that they showed it but how they showed it. They prefaced it by going on about how his wife died and everything. Pretty heartless thing to do, though I doubt they're going to get 'ripped apart' for it.
for the simmons "fans"
Congrats to the Giants. You literally saved football for me and all virtuous fans of the game.
Eli my apologies. I have been worshipping false Messiahs for the last 8 years. First I referred to Big Ben as the Messiah. He did deliver Pittsburgh several rings and nearly a decade of excellence so he was a sports Messiah but not even his own mother would call him a good person.
This year I and millions of people were duped into believing in the other supposed virgin of the NFL. But Eli has opened my eyes and shown me what a fraud Tebow is. Tebow is just a pretend virgin. No virgin could have that body or command that kind of confidence. Eli is the only real virgin in the NFL and his virtuous ways are kryptonite to the unholy she-man demon known as Brady.
Also FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK the Pats, Bill Simmons, Kraft Cheese, Tammy Brady, Gronkowski (this is why you don't sleep with whores kids), Wes Welker (fuck you you disgusting choker), every sign Pats fan including their children, wives, siblings, coworkers and parents, Bellicheat for sucking massive dick at the end of the game for not using his timeouts earlier, the Pats defense (which only excels at cheating and hurting players), ESPN, Giselle Brady (disgusting whore, your mother is probably rolling around in her grave at the way you sell your body and even more at your taste in men), and also the Ravens and Broncos for almost allowing the Pats to win another Superbowl.
I can sleep soundly now knowing that thanks to Jesus Eli my kids are not growing up in world where the bad guys win. This win gives hope to all of us. Every fucking virgin goober out there (this describes 105% of GAF) now has hope of doing the impossible. Eli fucking won two Superbowls (and he did it this year with a shit team) in one of the toughest cities to play in, became the clutchest qb in the game (considering he comes from a family of chokers this is pretty impressive), married an attractive woman and even had a kid. All without having a lick of fashion sense and with his male hymen intact. You are an inspiration to us all Eli. Good night and God bless.
SaltI'm looking for a movie with Angelina Jolie. She was like an CIA Agent or something. Kind of like The Fugitive. Can't remember the name of it. CAN GAF HELP ME OUT?
for the simmons "fans"
Since 2010 the teams I root for lost in the final game.
Celtics, Dutch National soccer team during the worldcup and now this again.
Yay sports
For the record, showing him crestfallen is fine, but calling him an "evil douche" for dedicating the season to his dead wife is bullshit.
NBC is going to get ripped for this shot by tomorrow.
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Since 2010 the teams I root for lost in the final game.
Celtics, Dutch National soccer team during the worldcup and now this again.
Yay sports
Football depression setting in, mixing with my regular depression. Boo.
Hands off to the cameraman on getting the Kraft shot despite laughing and fapping so hard.
It's a fucking tribute not only to her but the organization you heartless bastard.
NBA does it also with a black stripe on the left part of the jersey.
I love sports about nothing but waiting.
I'm looking forward to next week's podcast with Cousin Sal more. Always good when one of them has a big loss to discuss.
Congrats to the Giants. You literally saved football for me and all virtuous fans of the game.
Eli my apologies. I have been worshipping false Messiahs for the last 8 years. First I referred to Big Ben as the Messiah. He did deliver Pittsburgh several rings and nearly a decade of excellence so he was a sports Messiah but not even his own mother would call him a good person.
This year I and millions of people were duped into believing in the other supposed virgin of the NFL. But Eli has opened my eyes and shown me what a fraud Tebow is. Tebow is just a pretend virgin. No virgin could have that body or command that kind of confidence. Eli is the only real virgin in the NFL and his virtuous ways are kryptonite to the unholy she-man demon known as Brady.
Also FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK the Pats, Bill Simmons, Kraft Cheese, Tammy Brady, Gronkowski (this is why you don't sleep with whores kids), Wes Welker (fuck you you disgusting choker), every sign Pats fan including their children, wives, siblings, coworkers and parents, Bellicheat for sucking massive dick at the end of the game for not using his timeouts earlier, the Pats defense (which only excels at cheating and hurting players), ESPN, Giselle Brady (disgusting whore, your mother is probably rolling around in her grave at the way you sell your body and even more at your taste in men), and also the Ravens and Broncos for almost allowing the Pats to win another Superbowl.
I can sleep soundly now knowing that thanks to Jesus Eli my kids are not growing up in world where the bad guys win. This win gives hope to all of us. Every fucking virgin goober out there (this describes 105% of GAF) now has hope of doing the impossible. Eli fucking won two Superbowls (and he did it this year with a shit team) in one of the toughest cities to play in, became the clutchest qb in the game (considering he comes from a family of chokers this is pretty impressive), married an attractive woman and even had a kid. All without having a lick of fashion sense and with his male hymen intact. You are an inspiration to us all Eli. Good night and God bless.
Football depression setting in, mixing with my regular depression. Boo.
Is that less depressing than the Orioles bandwagon?Room on the Brewers bandwagon!
Salt
Football depression setting in, mixing with my regular depression. Boo.
I'm looking for a movie with Angelina Jolie. She was like an CIA Agent or something. Kind of like The Fugitive. Can't remember the name of it. CAN GAF HELP ME OUT?
I love how delusional Pats fans are wholly unwilling to admit Brady made two fuck-awful throws that killed that drive completely.
Congrats to the Giants. You literally saved football for me and all virtuous fans of the game.
Eli my apologies. I have been worshipping false Messiahs for the last 8 years. First I referred to Big Ben as the Messiah. He did deliver Pittsburgh several rings and nearly a decade of excellence so he was a sports Messiah but not even his own mother would call him a good person.
This year I and millions of people were duped into believing in the other supposed virgin of the NFL. But Eli has opened my eyes and shown me what a fraud Tebow is. Tebow is just a pretend virgin. No virgin could have that body or command that kind of confidence. Eli is the only real virgin in the NFL and his virtuous ways are kryptonite to the unholy she-man demon known as Brady.
Also FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK the Pats, Bill Simmons, Kraft Cheese, Tammy Brady, Gronkowski (this is why you don't sleep with whores kids), Wes Welker (fuck you you disgusting choker), every sign Pats fan including their children, wives, siblings, coworkers and parents, Bellicheat for sucking massive dick at the end of the game for not using his timeouts earlier, the Pats defense (which only excels at cheating and hurting players), ESPN, Giselle Brady (disgusting whore, your mother is probably rolling around in her grave at the way you sell your body and even more at your taste in men), and also the Ravens and Broncos for almost allowing the Pats to win another Superbowl.
I can sleep soundly now knowing that thanks to Jesus Eli my kids are not growing up in world where the bad guys win. This win gives hope to all of us. Every fucking virgin goober out there (this describes 105% of GAF) now has hope of doing the impossible. Eli fucking won two Superbowls (and he did it this year with a shit team) in one of the toughest cities to play in, became the clutchest qb in the game (considering he comes from a family of chokers this is pretty impressive), married an attractive woman and even had a kid. All without having a lick of fashion sense and with his male hymen intact. You are an inspiration to us all Eli. Good night and God bless.
For the record, showing him crestfallen is fine, but calling him an "evil douche" for dedicating the season to his dead wife is bullshit.
Kyle Williams is never born and the Niners are SB champs.
Well I had a different avatar, but some assholes stole it.![]()
Just doesn't have the same effect with this stating it.
I don't think Niners offense gets it done vs. the Pats
Football depression setting in, mixing with my regular depression. Boo.
You need to bath dude because your terrible mad funk is smelling up the thread.
I don't think he's an evil douche for that. Moreso for the whole spy gate cheating business.