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[reilo]

Not in Portland

I might go trolling for hipster bitches tonight. I'll convince them that they should have ironic sex on Valentine's Day with me.

 

[hobz360]

I remember him tweakin it vs the Wolves

Minnesota game. He took a pounding and was noticeably limping at one point (3rd quarter?).

I see. Thanks! Hopefully, it won't get worse.....

 

[h3ro]

Dy, you need to take that noturgf off the pedestal. Give Kemba your love.

Yeah I'm sure raliegh or charleston or whatever hick town in carolina your from is way more exciting

damn.

Check out this amare dunk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqc1MNA3GZ0&list=FL7eCvLoxv_qWAdN9sXmyo1g&index=7&feature=plpp_video

Youngmare' had some dope hops

Spoiler

and intact knees :|

 

[kevo_huevo]

anyone in the dallas area listen to the ticket? i looked up the station on the tunein radio app figuring i could listen to some mavs coverage here in ca, but they really havent talked about anything at all this morning. is this station even worth listening to?

 

[Herpes Reasons]

a person familiar with the organization's thinking but not authorized to discuss it publicly said the Lakers did not have serious interest in signing the three-time All-Star (Gilbert Arenas).

fuck you mitch, if you can't land dwight, at least give me a circus to watch this season.
what's more entertaining than a gilbert, Jr smith and MWP tandem?

 

[snack]

http://youtu.be/6YyDlozfiS0

Chris Paul jumping on a trampoline with a supermodel.

 

[Puddles]

Gilbert can't possibly be worse than Fisher.

 

[h3ro]

Gunbert and Glock sounds awesome.

 

[Mothman91]

http://youtu.be/6YyDlozfiS0

Chris Paul jumping on a trampoline with a supermodel.

The best workout for flopping.

 

[h3ro]

The best workout for flopping.

I just imagined Paul flop training in 50x Earth Gravity like a Saiyan.

 

[JoeFu]

So how come she gets to rub his head?

 

[hobz360]

So how come she gets to rub his head?

He gets to rub her boobies......

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

http://youtu.be/6YyDlozfiS0

Chris Paul jumping on a trampoline with a supermodel.

Is it just me or does he look out of shape? Like, I haven't worked out at all lately and my body looks similar to that

 

[DY_nasty]

Is it just me or does he look out of shape? Like, I haven't worked out at all lately and my body looks similar to that

Chris has never looked ripped.

 

[diehard]

Chris has never looked ripped.

i dunno every time he played Deron he got ripped.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

i dunno every time he played Deron he got ripped.

haha. laughed irl.

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

Chris has never looked ripped.

I wonder if he actuawlly works out or is just a lazy POS who relies on naturally awesome court vision, shooting and smarts

 

[DY_nasty]

I wonder if he actuawlly works out or is just a lazy POS who relies on naturally awesome court vision, shooting and smarts

Thats just his body type. Dude is a workout animal...

 

[RedAssedApe]

Fact or Fiction: The Lakers should sign Gilbert Arenas.

John Krolik, Cavs: The Blog: Fiction. Derek Fisher is the captain, and Steve Blake is quietly having a strong season. The Lakers shouldn't risk messing that up for a player who is four exits past washed up.

Four exits past washed up is correct...but he is describing the wrong player.

 

[Vire]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GurGy3LJb8o

How can you not love this guy? Runs across the court at full speed to photo bomb Lebron's post game interview.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Fact or Fiction: The Lakers should sign Gilbert Arenas.



Four exits past washed up is correct...but he is describing the wrong player.

John Krolik didn't know Paul Millsap and Derrick Favors were on the Jazz before this season started and thought Kirilenko was.

He's pretty terrible.

 

[Duki]

Thats just his body type. Dude is a workout animal...

its like how melo always looks chubby but hes actually strong and fit as fuck

some dudes just aint look lean

hope he's a nice guy

my man

 

[darkside31337]

But how could the Lakers possibly survive without Fisher's grit and Veteran Leadership?

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Slumped in his locker room chair, Paul wasn't in much of a mood to hand out too much praise for his opponent. When it came to talking about Dirk Nowitzki's team-high 22 points, Paul said the 7-foot German was "flailing and all that different type of stuff."

CP3, why are you such a hypocritical bitch?

 

[entremet]

lol

also, Allen Iverson is broke:
http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201202/allen-iverson-has-no-answer-financial-woes

I'm shocked!

 

[Mothman91]

CP3, why are you such a hypocritical bitch?

Dirk flailing? Wutttttttttttt. Dirk is a guy who I can never hate, even if he flails a little, but Paul? Fuck him, and his flailing bitch crew.

 

[ThisWreckage]

CP3, why are you such a hypocritical bitch?

He's mad because Dirk was more clutch than him last night. Dirk rarely flops. In fact, he gets fouled a ton and still doesn't get a lot of calls.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Now post the leaked swimsuit issue cover. ;P

 

[BeautifulMemory]

Now post the leaked swimsuit issue cover. ;P

I thought it was out already? Doesn't look that great . Unless there's multiple covers?

 

[reilo]

CP3, why are you such a hypocritical bitch?

After Portland beat them last month at the Rose Garden, Chris Paul said:

Paul suggested the fouls weren't all his fault: "There was some bogus stuff that was going on out there but it's part of the game. I know those guys and they flop on you, but it goes like that sometimes."

 

[Duki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GurGy3LJb8o

How can you not love this guy? Runs across the court at full speed to photo bomb Lebron's post game interview.

you are literally a traitor

but chrissy b is a very lovable man

 

[RedAssedApe]

CP3 is a great actor. Saying that shit with a straight face.

its like how melo always looks chubby but hes actually strong and fit as fuck

some dudes just aint look lean



my man

What's the consensus on Paul Pierce in this regard? That dude always looks out of shape to me. My friends are always joking about Paul Pierce using his big ass to create space. hah

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

How is Chris Paul even allowed to talk shit on floppers after perfecting his Flopicopter with Optimus Prime this off season?

 

[Duki]

CP3 is a great actor. Saying that shit with a straight face.



What's the consensus on Paul Pierce in this regard? That dude always looks out of shape to me. My friends are always joking about Paul Pierce using his big ass to create space. hah

hes the same i think, no way you can be that good for that long as a wing player without absurd conditioning and training

especially with all the off the ball running the celtics do

he lookin fatter as he gets older tho

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

How is Chris Paul even allowed to talk shit on floppers after perfecting his Flopicopter with Optimus Prime this off season?

After a reporter asked LeBron about Joakim Noah's comments that Cleveland sucks, LeBron said that Noah likes attention.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

I thought it was out already? Doesn't look that great . Unless there's multiple covers?

Dunno, just saw a news headline about it being leaked for whatever thats worth.

 

[jordan0386]

Simmons and Bob Ryan talk hoops. Check it out when you get the chance.

 

[Canuck76]

hes the same i think, no way you can be that good for that long as a wing player without absurd conditioning and training

especially with all the off the ball running the celtics do

he lookin fatter as he gets older tho

Yeah he's fast enough to run the floor but from what is see of his game he uses his strength and more crafty moves in isolations to get baskets than running around a lot.

 

[ActStriker]

Yeah he's fast enough to run the floor but from what is see of his game he uses his strength and more crafty moves in isolations to get baskets than running around a lot.

Yeah, Pierce doesn't usually run around sideline to sideline to get open for his shots (that's more Ray), but he'll run the floor and will try to get open coming towards the ball.

His body type always looks like he's a little soft and not that cut, but still has some damn good strength and conditioning.

 

[SamuraiX-]

The entire Clippers roster (save for maybe Caron) seriously makes them the most unlikable, bitchmade team in the NBA. At least they're sometimes fun to watch when they're not all flopping in unison and complaining to the refs, which is almost never.

smfh CP3

What a fucking cunt.

 

[BeautifulMemory]

Dunno, just saw a news headline about it being leaked for whatever thats worth.

If you go to sfgate.com it's on the front page

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Also, is there another GM who has moved the goalposts as much as Kahn and gotten away with it? Seems like every year the Wolves are one year away.

Ha, no kidding. They were waiting for *** to improve. Then they were waiting for Martell Webster. Now they're waiting for Malcolm Lee, who better be amazing to salvage this wing core.

And that's not counting all the other garbage. When he took over, they were two years away. Last year, they were still two years away.

 

[diehard]

remember when i said i didn't like Paul and everyone just said it was because i was a Deron homer?

yeah....

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

Ha, no kidding. They were waiting for *** to improve. Then they were waiting for Martell Webster. Now they're waiting for Malcolm Lee, who better be amazing to salvage this wing core.

And that's not counting all the other garbage. When he took over, they were two years away. Last year, they were still two years away.

The frustrating thing is if they make a move or two they can win NOW. And continue to improve. Treading water isn't going to help anyone.

The last thing I want is for Rubio to get used to losing. But of course the Wolves are being run by guys who don't think about things like this so we're left to irrationally hope they suddenly become a good FO tandem.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

smfh CP3

What a fucking cunt.

 

[darkside31337]

If the season ended today CP3 should win MVP.

Spoiler

just so everybody here can bitch about it.

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

If the season ended today CP3 should win MVP.

Spoiler

just so everybody here can bitch about it.

of course LeBron deserves it every year but no one wants to talk about it

 

[Rodeo Clown]

The frustrating thing is if they make a move or two they can win NOW. And continue to improve. Treading water isn't going to help anyone.

The last thing I want is for Rubio to get used to losing. But of course the Wolves are being run by guys who don't think about things like this so we're left to irrationally hope they suddenly become a good FO tandem.

I think the scariest thing is that I desperately want an average 2/3, but I don't trust them to make any kind of move. This is the same guy that dealt Gomes and the #15 pick for Martell Webster.

 

[Raging Spaniard]

The last thing I want is for Rubio to get used to losing. But of course the Wolves are being run by guys who don't think about things like this so we're left to irrationally hope they suddenly become a good FO tandem.

People say that but the truth is that the Juventut team lost a lot of games every other year. Rubio is well aware what a losing team looks like.

 

[giri]

remember when i said i didn't like Paul and everyone just said it was because i was a Deron homer?

yeah....

Oh, i think most people have always condemned him for being a flopping ass hat. He's also a colossal douche bag, even off the court.

I didn't think he'd turn Blake into such a giant vagina though. Guy is really becoming bitch made.

The entire Clippers roster (save for maybe Caron) seriously makes them the most unlikable, bitchmade team in the NBA. At least they're sometimes fun to watch when they're not all flopping in unison and complaining to the refs, which is almost never.

smfh CP3

What a fucking cunt.

That pretty much my take on it. The only guy on that roster i don't expect to flop is Caron. And Jordan, cause DJ doesn't want to have to shoot FT's.

hes the same i think, no way you can be that good for that long as a wing player without absurd conditioning and training

especially with all the off the ball running the celtics do

he lookin fatter as he gets older tho

I'm not sure PP is looking fatter....

But those guy are certainly elite level in terms of fitness and everything. They just never got their body fat % super low. Which isn't a bad thing, sometimes a lot of these guys take it too far.