Mass Effect 3 |OT| Space Jesus Returns (tag all spoilers)

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ME3 is a week away from release and this thread is going bonkers. I can't wait for the game to release, it's going to be GLORIOUS.
 
Only Jack was dead from my ME2 save. Someone had to die, it was a risky mission, it's war, sacrifices must be made...!

Also, Dr. Chakras is alive as every single crew member. Aw yeah. Dr. Chakwas!

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Oh please. I'm sure everyone here sent Thane into the vents the first time around. Do not listen to Miranda!

I thought I followed the hints just fine, then bam, Thane's head asplodes.

Honestly, I never went back to fix that. Thane's dialog started making me think of Jesus fish jokes, so I was ok doing without.
 
Jacob is a badass. Vega seems like a bad ass.

No, as soon as Jacob started getting indignant over the awesome that was Thane, criticising him for being an assasin when he worked with one of the most morally ambivalent men in the galaxy, he was a dead man.

Only Jack was dead from my ME2 save. Someone had to die, it was a risky mission, it's war, sacrifices must be made...!

Also, Dr. Chakras is alive as every single crew member. Aw yeah. Dr. Chakras!

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This pretty much needs to happen in the ME movie.

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I thought I followed the hints just fine, then bam, Thane's head asplodes.

Honestly, I never went back to fix that. Thane's dialog started making me think of Jesus fish jokes, so I was ok doing without.

Guy is crawling through the vents when you first meet him, how could it go wrong?

I should have sent Jack, now that I think about it . . . hope she's not in ME3.
 
Only Jack was dead from my ME2 save. Someone had to die, it was a risky mission, it's war, sacrifices must be made...!

Also, Dr. Chakras is alive as every single crew member. Aw yeah. Dr. Chakras!

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You've been on 2 missions with her and you're using the WRONG name?!
 
I did everything right had all the upgrades everybody was loyal hell some were even 6/6 in upgrades. And still everybody dead at hold the line part. Stupid game was bugged or something. But then again i just downloaded a save file from ze internets and used regain powers and advance training to get Grunt shield skill. And im not sure if im going to like such a empty Normandy. I love talking to all the crew in ME 1 and ME 2 to know how they felt even Kaiden en stupid Garrys calibrating that gun for what feels like forever.
 
She'd better. Game needs more promiscuous redheads with a psych degree.

Isn't it weird that she is a redhead and has green eyes, exactly like default Shepard? Plus you forgot her skimpy outfit. I still can't believe they put that in the game...
 
This thread is hilarious. People complaining about spoilers are now writing spoilers themselves. Never change, GAF.

I'm starting to get strangely hyped for this. The return of rpg elements is a huge reason why. Couldn't care less about the story at this point. I didn't like the ME2 plot and on the bright side I doubt ME3 can do worse.
 
Look at this handsome motherfucker.

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Swag. I can understand the attraction to Thane, but Garrus. NO WAY

Thane's not even close to a tech specialist, that should have been a red flag right there.

Miranda also told me that Samara had "skill and experience to lead the team"

Yes he is. I want him back for this game.[/spoiler]

I love Jacob, but this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ze_R3TevE is beyond funny
 
Anybody heard anything about a pre-load on Origin? The game has been gold for a while and it's less than a week away... I think it's time!
 
I did everything right had all the upgrades everybody was loyal hell some were even 6/6 in upgrades. And still everybody dead at hold the line part. Stupid game was bugged or something. But then again i just downloaded a save file from ze internets and used regain powers and advance training to get Grunt shield skill. And im not sure if im going to like such a empty Normandy. I love talking to all the crew in ME 1 and ME 2 to know how they felt even Kaiden en stupid Garrys calibrating that gun for what feels like forever.

That part is literally just stupid random. I had to reload my save 3 times to get it so everyone lived. Did everything the exact same all 3 times, but the first 2 times for no fucking reason I'd lose people at that hold the line part. So dumb. At least my save is perfect and ready for ME3...
 
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So true. ME2 characters I've never liked: Miranda, Jacob, Jack (most especially), Zaeed. Characters I thought were interesting (some more than others): Grunt, Thane, Kasumi, Samara. Awesome: Garrus, Tali, Mordin, and Legion.
 
So true. ME2 characters I've never liked: Miranda, Jacob, Jack (most especially), Zaeed. Characters I thought were interesting (some more than others): Grunt, Thane, Kasumi, Samara. Awesome: Garrus, Tali, Mordin, and Legion.

Duude. Zaeed is one of my most favourite characters in ME2, so sad the is underdeveloped. Well, we can't agree on everything :)
 
So true. ME2 characters I've never liked: Miranda, Jacob, Jack (most especially), Zaeed. Characters I thought were interesting (some more than others): Grunt, Thane, Kasumi, Samara. Awesome: Garrus, Tali, Mordin, and Legion.

I hope i never see Jack again.
 
Duude. Zaeed is one of my most favourite characters in ME2, so sad the is underdeveloped. Well, we can't agree on everything :)
Everything is fine so long as you hate Jack.
ME3's squadmates are, to my knowledge;

- Ashley/Kaidan
- Vega
- Garrus
- Liara
- Tali
- Character spoiler:
EDI
- DLC character:
Prothean

All are, as far as I'm aware, 'permanent' unless events of the past games (and ME3) cause otherwise.

Is BioWare
forgetting ME2 ever existed? lol.
 
It's nice that people have so different tastes regarding the ME 2 characters.

I loved Miranda, Mordin, Legion and Kasumi. I didn't care about Jacob, Garrus, Thane and Grunt. And I hated Jack, Samara and Tali.
 
Is BioWare
forgetting ME2 ever existed? lol.

Probably, but
every single ME2 squadmate will show up in some form, assuming they're alive.
 
Hmmm. I still got that save with all the girls ready and willing. Guess I'll have to go back and pick Tali instead of Jack or Miranda if neither of them end up in ME3.

Guess there's no avoiding that it'll be all over with Ashley. It's her own damned fault, they way she treated me in ME2.

All my ME2 peeps survived. So I got that going for me. And the specs aren't much higher than ME2, which is good 'cuz my poor 2009 Macbook could just barely do it good.

I wonder if it will still have that weird issue both 1 and 2 did where it mysteriously runs a 5 frames per second until I quit and relaunch it a couple of times.
 
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