Mass Effect 3 SPOILER THREAD: LOTS OF SPECULATION FROM EVERYONE

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Wasn't the catalyst controlling the Reapers? Makes sense that it would keep that information away from them.
That doesn't make any sense. The species of the galaxy didn't know the Catalyst was on the Citadel – the Protheans sure didn't know. And why would the Catalyst collaborate on a project that would destroy him? Why would he collaborate on such a project at all? What purpose does it serve?

That's all ignoring how organic species were able to find it between cycles over and over again.
 
You don't need to worry about any dialogue choice with Cortez save for when you meet for a drink in purgatory and he makes a comment on all the eye candy and you either agree or say the girls on the platforms are good enough for you. it's pretty blatant what the situation is seeing up but it's not some overt advance on the oat of Cortez. They did a good job with it I feel. If I hadn't known he was the gay LI I don't think I would have realized he was romanceable, just gay and depressed.

Yeah the bar part was obvious but with Bioware I never know if always saying the nice things will get someone in bed with me or not. That's how it always used to work at least. I just didn't want to take a chance and screw up my thing with Ashley.
 
I think I realized why I'm not as distressed as most people about the ending.

You never played DA2, right? :D

Bahahaha. No I did. But I had 3 games, and what...6-8 years to get me ready for this. LOTS of invested time and decisions that were going to crop up. At the very least give 1 hero ending for the most MAJOR hero video game trilogy that might have ever been made.

I think any dev should have thought of that. I don't care if it was some tester just making sure that Shepards head worked right in cutscenes. He should have thrown his controller down and ran up and SLAPPED Casey in his face and said, "Bullshit. Remove cock from ass and return mind to task!"
 
I think it's not even the nonsensical content of the endings that's the worst part. It's the low amount of effort, the fact that each ending is a palette swap of each other, that's the worst anti-climax in the history of gaming. Which makes me wonder where we would be today if those endings, with the same nonsense and ideas ripped from Deus Ex, were fleshed out slightly and we got to see Alliance troops cheering as the Reapers all explode or the cyborg children of Joker and EDI or Reaper Shepard flying with his death fleet 50k years later into a galaxy ruled by evolved space hamsters. Would a few minutes worth of a montage of scenes be enough to have placated fans, even if the endings were dark and nonsensical?
 
The problem is my Shep is gay but batting for Kaidan. As a result, I've been going out of my way avoiding comforting Cortez too for fear of him confusing it as Shepard coming on to him. So would that drink in purgatory causes Cortez to think that my Shep is into him? There has to be a better way for team mate not to confuse your friendship as gesture of love.

Bolded: exactly.
 
That doesn't make any sense. The species of the galaxy didn't know the Catalyst was on the Citadel – the Protheans sure didn't know. And why would the Catalyst collaborate on a project that would destroy him? Why would he collaborate on such a project at all? What purpose does it serve?

That's all ignoring how organic species were able to find it between cycles over and over again.

But the species somehow knew about the Catalyst. wat.
 
Okay so, i've never gotten into mass effect, but as an outsider i want to understand why most people absolutely hate the way the game has ended.

Anyone care to explain?
 
The crucible didn't fail. The little space magic kid tell you that the crucible changed HIM so you now have the 3 options :lol. I'm supposed to believe all these races were able to build a magical weapon that would modify the citadel and some master AI they had no idea existed. It's also implied many races didn't even know that they needed a catalyst as it's missing from the blueprints. How did they build this again?

As always.. space magic. This exactly why a lot of people thought it was really a reaper device that would actually backfire and help the culling process. A little obvious, sure, but at least it would show the reapers as little more clever by making the civilizations waste their last resources in desperation, building it.

But in the end, it was just a container for three buckets of space magic colors, so I guess it wasn't that hard to make.
 
Tbh I think the prospect of awakening vega's sexuality while he stammers and tries to act all dudebro and manly while denying it all the way to the bed is pretty enticing. And by enticing I mean hilarious.

Pound Vega DLC coming, I can feel it.
 
Okay so, i've never gotten into mass effect, but as an outsider i want to understand why most people absolutely hate the way the game has ended.

Anyone care to explain?

Imagine that you watched episodes 1~3 of Star Wars, and then at the end of ep3 you were told that the other later movies didn't happen (as in, New Hope, etc), and then Lucas stepped in front of you and spit on your face. Meanwhile in the background all you can hear is child Anakin explaining to grown up Anakin that maybe it wouldn't be such a bad thing if he killed himself.
 
Was it really cheesy? I think he said that's cool, and the tree ends.

I ocd squad talking so i go talking to everybody after each mission didn't even meet him at the bar last thing i remember with cortez was giving him advice to go to the citadel and ask what he did to pass time he said watching ships fly in and out of port so i said next time on citadel just do that. And we watch ships fly by and paragon action was ask what ship was flying by.

I just wanted to be a supportive friend but in most of those movies it becomes that cheesy moment where boy kisses girl and girl just was supportive friend awkward moment.
And we are talking about bioware here.
 
There's a terminal in the shuttle bay to buy upgrades. It's near the weapon bench.
I saw that, but I never bothered messing with it because I thought it'd just make ignoring my guns more complicated. It's okay; I needed that -200% cooldown bonus a lot more.
 
No it wasn't.

There was no resolution in that game, and it was only the second in the series.

DAII Endings:

You side with the Templar. Orsino is revealed to be an evil blood mage. Meredith is insane because of her sword made from the idol and attack you even if you support her view. Mages across Ferelden overthrow the templars. Magi Circles are destroyed, chantry is in ruin.

You side with the Mages. Orsino is revealed to be an evil blood mage. Meredith is insane because of her sword made from the idol and attack you because you protect the mages. Mages across Ferelden overthrow the templars. Magi Circles are destroyed, chantry is in ruin.

ME3 Endings :

You choose to destroy the reapers and the geth. You get a red explosion, the Normandy gets stranded on some magic jungle land and the mass relays are destroyed.

You choose to control the reapers. You get a blue explosion, the Normandy gets stranded on some magic jungle land and the mass relays are destroyed.

You choose to merge organic and synthetic life which is very easy to do for some reason. You get a green explosion, the Normandy gets stranded on some magic jungle land and the mass relays are destroyed. Characters eyes on the jungle are green because they are now cyborg.
 
Okay so, i've never gotten into mass effect, but as an outsider i want to understand why most people absolutely hate the way the game has ended.

Anyone care to explain?

Basically the series has been built up around your choices and the consequences to your actions so you expect them to matter in the ending.

They don't.

The endings are also of the 'pick a door' variety as seen in Deus Ex Human Revolution, so another mark against them.

The endings are pretty much just a pallet swap. You have Cherry explosion, Blueberry explosion or Apple explosion. Another mark

The endings are also just bad and make no sense. Just pulled out of Biowares ass.
 
Okay so, i've never gotten into mass effect, but as an outsider i want to understand why most people absolutely hate the way the game has ended.

Anyone care to explain?

It pulled a COMPLETE deus ex machina, negated ALL choices from previous games, was rushed, made about no sense, didn't deal with themes that were in the previous games/didn't make sense with the themes from the previous games, ignored heavy foreshadowing from 1 and 2, the endings don't vary almost at all, even if they might seem like they do, among other things.
 
You can upgrade your weapons...?

I went through the entirety of Insanity with an adept and thought all we could do was change weapons and mods. Oh well.
You can but that doesn't change much.
Hey, remember these days when Bioware games were RPGs? Those days were good.
 
I ocd squad talking so i go talking to everybody after each mission didn't even meet him at the bar last thing i remember with cortez was giving him advice to go to the citadel and ask what he did to pass time he said watching ships fly in and out of port so i said next time on citadel just do that. And we watch ships fly by and paragon action was ask what ship was flying by.

I just wanted to be a supportive friend but in most of those movies it becomes that cheesy moment where boy kisses girl and girl just was supportive friend awkward moment.
And we are talking about bioware here.
Oh. Yeah, most of the conversations with Cortez were extremely cheesy. I thought you meant if you rejected him, things got cheesy.

DAII Endings:

You side with the Templar. Orsino is revealed to be an evil blood mage. Meredith is insane because of her sword made from the idol and attack you even if you support her view. Mages across Ferelden overthrow the templars. Magi Circles are destroyed, chantry is in ruin.

You side with the Mages. Orsino is revealed to be an evil blood mage. Meredith is insane because of her sword made from the idol and attack you because you protect the mages. Mages across Ferelden overthrow the templars. Magi Circles are destroyed, chantry is in ruin.

ME3 Endings :

You choose to destroy the reapers and the geth. You get a red explosion, the Normandy gets stranded on some magic jungle land and the mass relays are destroyed.

You choose to control the reapers. You get a blue explosion, the Normandy gets stranded on some magic jungle land and the mass relays are destroyed.

You choose to merge organic and synthetic life which is very easy to do for some reason. You get a green explosion, the Normandy gets stranded on some magic jungle land and the mass relays are destroyed. Characters eyes on the jungle are green because they are now cyborg.
Three endings are better than two?

In DA2 it was either shit or shit, but in this one it was at least magical. Everyone lives happily ever after, except for you (possibly) because you (possibly) sacrificed yourself for the galaxy.
 
Speaking of which: that lesbian shower scene was soooooooo cheesy, Bioware. Apparently in the future, people take a shower in their underwear.

My femshep fucked mai waiffu Liara in her underwear, so it's not a shock that she'd shower in her underwear as well.

Okay so, i've never gotten into mass effect, but as an outsider i want to understand why most people absolutely hate the way the game has ended.

Anyone care to explain?

The ultimate villain of the game is a macguffin artificial intelligence that culls the galaxy of all advanced organic life every fifty thousand years. It does this using advanced AI's known as Reapers (created from the memories of advanced races). Why does it do this you ask? I shit you not, it does it to prevent organics from creating advanced synthetics. The reason for this is that the synthetics created would wipe out all organic life (and not just most of it), which is clearly worse than a complete organic holocaust every fifty thousand years.

In addition, it jumps ahead thousands of years and doesn't show how any of the main characters made out after the events at the end of the game (except for a select few that land on a tropical planet somewhere. A select few including dead squad mates for some reason.) Then, if you've been a good boy and gotten a high score, you get one frame of Shepard (on the ground after battling the Reaper controller known as the "Catalyst" aboard a hovering space station/weapon that explodes) taking a deep breath.
 
Okay so, i've never gotten into mass effect, but as an outsider i want to understand why most people absolutely hate the way the game has ended.

Anyone care to explain?

Well, Mass Effect was always about choice and how your choices would change the faith of people or whole planets. You were either a warmonger or a peace keeper, it was always your choice.

You created Shepard, you fought against all odds, you created friendships and relations. You could stop wars and be the hero or killed people and be a real bastard. But it was always your choice.

The ending takes away every choice, because nothing you did in the last 5 years had any consequences. With all endings you choose you will kill billions and you will just accept it. They took away the choice, the possibility to fight against all odds to find a solution for everything. You just can accept the choice Bioware has made for you and that really sucks. It so much against everything you played, that it feels just so wrong that some of us even felt a little sick. It was that bad.

And of course the end was also really corny, magic space wizard kid. What a piece of crap.
 
Wait how do you get the Green option? I didn't see it?

It wasn't actually green in the game.. it was the big central pillar of light. Jumping in to that made a big green explosion.

I chose that ending because I thought it seemed the most logical.
 
It would've been cool if the crucible did fail, because a super weapon pulled out of someone's ass was dumb and it would acknowledge that. Someone was posting that fanfic ending earlier, which, somehow, is better and more mass effect-like than the official ending. If you united all the races against the reapers, you could defeat them in straight up combat. Because Shepard's real victory wasn't talking to space child, but uniting the races in the universe to work together. For all the talk of how the protheans were this dope ancient race, I don't remember talk of the other races that fought alongside them.
 
Actually, you might want to reread what you wrote, because it doesn't make sense. There are plenty of other alternative solutions that don't involve slowly and painfully eliminating entire civilizations.

Again, their motivation is fucking stupid. They're not unknowable and mysterious. They're basically galactic custodians, but for the DUMBEST REASON IMAGINABLE. They could have gone with the whole "organic life is a fungus in our beautifully ordered galactic living room" and the ending would have lived up fine to scrutiny.

Your proposed ending makes less sense than bioware's. It doesn't explain why the reapers show restraint when culling organic life.

And I don't see a problem with what I originally wrote. Makes sense to me. The source of the hypothetical doomsday synthetics is advanced organic life. Destroying advanced organic life before these hypothetical doomsday synthetics are created is a logical way to stop them from being created... unless I'm missing something.

Killing things to preserve life isn't as much of a paradox as it would seem. See: conservation biology, where overdominant species are culled to allow other species to thrive, to maintain genetic diversity and thus maximise the ability of life as a whole to adapt to new environmental pressures.
 
Three endings are better than two?

In DA2 it was either shit or shit, but in this one it was at least magical.

Quality > Quantity.

And as horrid as DA2 as a whole was, the ending, with the rebellion of the Mages and the looming of an all-out war, is simply better than SPACEMAGIC and no resolution for anyone.
 
Three endings are better than two?

In DA2 it was either shit or shit, but in this one it was at least magical.

No, I just wanted to show that the endings are similar in DAII and ME3. Your choices actually don't matter in the end. You fight both sides anyway and you cannot stop the mages uproar.

Just like how you can't prevent the Normandy from crashing on fantasy land #233435 and prevent the mass relays from blowing up.

The endings are terrible in both.
 
I was thinking, with the recording that Liara left and the tech that Cerberus had to rebuilt Shepard, can't technically someone clone Shepard in the future?

Yeah, I'm in denial phase atm. Let me be.
 
No, I just wanted to show that the endings are similar in DAII and ME3. Your choices actually don't matter in the end. You fight both sides anyway and you cannot stop the mages uproar.

Just like how you can't prevent the Normandy from crashing on fantasy land #233435 and prevent the mass relays from blowing up.

The endings are terrible in both.

This is the worst part for me. BioWare's essentially destroyed the post-Shepard Mass Effect universe as we know it.
 
It would've been cool if the crucible did fail, because a super weapon pulled out of someone's ass was dumb and it would acknowledge that. Someone was posting that fanfic ending earlier, which, somehow, is better and more mass effect-like than the official ending. If you united all the races against the reapers, you could defeat them in straight up combat. Because Shepard's real victory wasn't talking to space child, but uniting the races in the universe to work together. For all the talk of how the protheans were this dope ancient race, I don't remember talk of the other races that fought alongside them.

Javik even mentions that in the last mission, how the Protheans never had that rallying cry, and how the races in his time never came together. Pity Bioware was like LOL NOPE.
 
It would've been cool if the crucible did fail, because a super weapon pulled out of someone's ass was dumb and it would acknowledge that. Someone was posting that fanfic ending earlier, which, somehow, is better and more mass effect-like than the official ending. If you united all the races against the reapers, you could defeat them in straight up combat. Because Shepard's real victory wasn't talking to space child, but uniting the races in the universe to work together. For all the talk of how the protheans were this dope ancient race, I don't remember talk of the other races that fought alongside them.

They could also throw in something like both the synthetic and organic races were playing up to their strengths in a cooperative manner, and the Geth upload some sort of elaborate virus that fucks up the Reapers and it was done because the Prothean squadmate knew a bit about cyberwarfare (despite him not being a scientist and just being a warrior) and because Shepard convinced him to not distrust all synthetics, really sending the message home that friendship is magic, which is less stupid than magic is magic.
 
I was thinking, with the recording that Liara left and the tech that Cerberus had to rebuilt Shepard, can't technically someone clone Shepard in the future?

Yeah, I'm in denial phase atm. Let me be.

Just call Miranda. She probably has all of the data of the Lazarus Project.
 
Well, Mass Effect was always about choice and how your choices would change the faith of people or whole planets. You were either a warmonger or a peace keeper, it was always your choice.

You created Shepard, you fought against all odds, you created friendships and relations. You could stop wars and be the hero or killed people and be a real bastard. But it was always your choice.

The ending takes away every choice, because nothing you did in the last 5 years had any consequences. With all endings you choose you will kill billions and you will just accept it. They took away the choice, the possibility to fight against all odds to find a solution for everything. You just can accept the choice Bioware has made for you and that really sucks. It so much against everything you played, that it feels just so wrong that some of us even felt a little sick. It was that bad.

And of course the end was also really corny, magic space wizard kid. What a piece of crap.

Technically speaking, none of the endings kill anyone, unless I'm mistaken. Controlling them...controls them, and they stop killing. Destroying them destroys them...and they stop killing. Synthesizing with them synthesizes with them and they...stop killing.

Edit: Wait, no, I'm wrong. Synthetic people die.
 
I'm surprised so many people were expecting a satisfying ending after the Human Reaper stuff in ME2.

Honestly, that's when the series jumped the shark for me. But then I knew after "your choices matter! (LOL NOT REALLY DUMBFUCKS)" happened in ME2 where e-mails were what "mattered" that ME3 wouldn't tie anything up.
 
I'm surprised so many people were expecting a satisfying ending after the Human Reaper stuff in ME2.

I think we'd take 'ok' or even 'mediocre' over this.

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Honestly, that's when the series jumped the shark for me. But then I knew after "your choices matter! (LOL NOT REALLY DUMBFUCKS)" happened in ME2 where e-mails were what "mattered" that ME3 wouldn't tie anything up.
ME3 does tie up a surprising number of issues, though. All the big stuff--the genophage, the geth, etc. And I didn't even mind how the good majority of the smaller characters were resolved through email.

It's just that the ending invalidates everything.
 
All the responses make me realize how mad people really are about the endings. That's awful, and bioware has a reputation now for shitty endings?

I always thought it would be a cool ending since the trailers etc say fight / take back earth, you'd think you'd do that.

:(
 
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