Jason's Ultimatum
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Thank god.
NFL Off-Season Thread: "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?"
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Thank god.
Oh shit I've seen that account already. Guy got on sportscenter.
Don't worry, I'm sure the real Schefter will pick it up in a minute.
Kathy Ireland would be a better GM. She has experience too in Necessary Roughness.
Futurevoid
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I should have noticed it when it said "@adarnshefter :jnc. I'm slacking today.Fox318 said:
and Lombardi
Blackmon would be a reach.
It would also be completely out of character for Holmgren.
Grover Cleveland
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He broke Peyton to the Broncos.
Like four hours before Mort broke it.
Meaning he guessed and got lucky
for real jail so we dont have to deal with his fucktardery ? Doubtful seeing he make a return to call the Manning to Broncos :/
goldlion054
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So, is watching Ireland operate similar to what it was like watching Millen operate? I never got the "Millen experience" from the outside, and really want it now. Its fun when you arn't the team imploding
DeaconKnowledge
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Colts time is up. Volunteer to pick?
Goro Majima
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I always miss the good stuff!
:jnc @ Wallace
After reading more details about Sean Payton's suspension, I think the NFL protecting the "brand" is what saved him and Gregg Williams being kicked out for life.
And why is bucket hating on Christina Hendricks? Come on son!
:jnc @ Wallace
After reading more details about Sean Payton's suspension, I think the NFL protecting the "brand" is what saved him and Gregg Williams being kicked out for life.
And why is bucket hating on Christina Hendricks? Come on son!
Hate on the Pats all you want. Gronk is Gronk with no reservations.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/gronk-is-the-ultimate-alpha-male/
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/gronk-is-the-ultimate-alpha-male/
I got this.
Stephon Gilmore
It'll be a small miracle if he gets here, I know they need offensive weapons and some linemen, but he's by far the best player. Shutdown Sam Watkins, can run, and one of the best corners. In reality he'll never be here.
Grover Cleveland
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I don't think the Colts have looked at anyone in this draft past Andrew Luck.
If no one takes it within the next two hours, I'll volunteer to take it for them.
EDIT:Already taken
not fat enough for him
He said not to believe everything you hear on his twitter
goldlion054
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Hate on the Pats all you want. Gronk is Gronk with no reservations.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/gronk-is-the-ultimate-alpha-male/
He would have sex with anything. Literally anything
Haha yeah. I mean he's 22/23 no need for him to be picky at this point.
I mean she's not THAT great as movie stars go.
Hate on the Pats all you want. Gronk is Gronk with no reservations.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/gronk-is-the-ultimate-alpha-male/
He only bangs 10s, no matter 2s and 3s it takes.
gronk living the dream.
I'm of the opinion that your dreams should always be larger than the girls you bang. Gronk seems to be opposite. To each his own.
Buckethead
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:you
I love Christina Hendricks as much as everyone gives me crap for it.
Crazymoogle
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Wait. What. Why would Michael Bush sign with the Bears? Is Forte unsigned? I mean I guess the Bears like to overpay for backup RBs, but Cincy would have been a much better situation before Law Firm signed there.
mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
You should always be picky. Why lay with anything?
goldlion054
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I mean, I'm 22/23 and I'm picky to an extent. But I'm also not the party monster Gronk is. By the time his career is in NE is over, he will have plowed through at least half the women in Boston, single or married
Michael Bush signs with the Bears for 4 years $14 million with $7 million guaranteed. Not sure what this means in regards to the Forte situation. I doubt the Bears sign Forte to any kind of long term deal, if he performs well this year I can see us franchise tagging him again and then letting him walk.
Dutch Gronk
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How about Coby Fleener? Team him up with Luck again and with Clark and Tamme leaving they need a TE.
Edit: Lol, nvm
cuevas. PhD.
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Da bears.
Ok I am pretty dumb about these sorts of things, but aren't you only allowed to tag a guy once?
He could be taking pictures with randoms while out on spring break. A picture surfaces online doesn't automatically means he's fucking those chicks (and I use the term loosely). Guy is 22/23 years old living the dream. He's got fame, celebrity, and access to a lot of puss.
I find it funny that people are criticizing him.
No you can tag a player twice before he can walk.
I see, thanks.
DeaconKnowledge
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Round Two.
Bucs are next.
St. Louis (2-14) - squicken - WR - Stephen Hill - In their quest to do nothing to help the offense in 2012, and able to get clear of Sam Bradford's giant rookie contract after the season, the Rams proceed with their own QB exit strategy. No player selected in the first two rounds will be less prepared to play his position in 2012 than Hill, but his potential is enormous. With a good coaching staff, he has the explosiveness, size and speed to be an elite WR in a couple of years. Much like the selection of Robert Quinn in Round #1 of 2011, Hill is a very raw player with a very high ceiling. Also like Quinn, he has a very low floor, and could flame out very quickly if he is unable to correct his issues with route running and drops, or transition from a college option offense to the rather elaborate digit system run by offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer. Also like Quinn, maturity issues are a concern. All that said, I'd be super excited if he was available here.
Indianapolis (2-14) - LukeSmith, Narag (skipped) LJ11 - CB - Stephon Gilmore - It'll be a small miracle if he gets here, I know they need offensive weapons and some linemen, but he's by far the best player. Shutdown Sam Watkins, can run, and one of the best corners. In reality he'll never be here.
Minnesota (3-13) - Slo - LB - Zach Brown - Athletic backer that can cover and rush - a real fit for our system. Either Henderson that resigns could move to MLB (I doubt we keep both), and we're set for ten years on the weakside.
Tampa Bay (4-12) - I H8 Memes -
Cleveland (4-12) - Wes, hiryu -
Jacksonville (5-11) - Tamanon -
St. Louis (2-14) - squicken -
Carolina (6-10) - Bowser -
Buffalo (6-10) - LJ11 -
Miami (6-10) - Junie12 -
Seattle (7-9) - Canuck76, Bluemax -
Kansas City (7-9) - Futurevoid -
Dallas (8-8) - Sviatoslav -
Philadelphia (8-8) - yankeehater, Brinbe, JABEE -
New York Jets (8-8) - darkside31337, Fatalah -
New England (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread -
San Diego (8-8) - Nightz -
Chicago (8-8) - yacobod, cuevas, PhD. -
Philadelphia (8-8) - yankeehater, Brinbe, JABEE -
Tennessee (9-7) - MOB and sf2fanatic -
Cincinnati (9-7) - eznark - DT - Devon Still -
Detroit (10-6) - Doorman, goldlion054, Plinko, beast786, Agent Icebeezy, PhoenixDark -
Atlanta (10-6) - DCX, RBH
Pittsburgh (12-4) - DeaconKnowledge, chuckddd, AngmarsKing701 -
Denver (8-8) - Godslay - DT - Jerrel Worthy -
Houston (10-6) - Vyer -
New Orleans - (PICK REMOVED)
Green Bay (15-1) - eznark, Buckethead, mastershake, TheLegendary, brentech, Greg, wienke -
Baltimore (12-4) - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato -
San Francisco* (13-3) - methodman, FrenchMovieTheme, LevelNth -
New England (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread -
New York Giants* (9-7) - Futurevoid, Wellington, Striker, BigAT, The Frankman
On the clock - Bucanneers. Cutoff - 5PM
Bucs are next.
St. Louis (2-14) - squicken - WR - Stephen Hill - In their quest to do nothing to help the offense in 2012, and able to get clear of Sam Bradford's giant rookie contract after the season, the Rams proceed with their own QB exit strategy. No player selected in the first two rounds will be less prepared to play his position in 2012 than Hill, but his potential is enormous. With a good coaching staff, he has the explosiveness, size and speed to be an elite WR in a couple of years. Much like the selection of Robert Quinn in Round #1 of 2011, Hill is a very raw player with a very high ceiling. Also like Quinn, he has a very low floor, and could flame out very quickly if he is unable to correct his issues with route running and drops, or transition from a college option offense to the rather elaborate digit system run by offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer. Also like Quinn, maturity issues are a concern. All that said, I'd be super excited if he was available here.
Indianapolis (2-14) - LukeSmith, Narag (skipped) LJ11 - CB - Stephon Gilmore - It'll be a small miracle if he gets here, I know they need offensive weapons and some linemen, but he's by far the best player. Shutdown Sam Watkins, can run, and one of the best corners. In reality he'll never be here.
Minnesota (3-13) - Slo - LB - Zach Brown - Athletic backer that can cover and rush - a real fit for our system. Either Henderson that resigns could move to MLB (I doubt we keep both), and we're set for ten years on the weakside.
Tampa Bay (4-12) - I H8 Memes -
Cleveland (4-12) - Wes, hiryu -
Jacksonville (5-11) - Tamanon -
St. Louis (2-14) - squicken -
Carolina (6-10) - Bowser -
Buffalo (6-10) - LJ11 -
Miami (6-10) - Junie12 -
Seattle (7-9) - Canuck76, Bluemax -
Kansas City (7-9) - Futurevoid -
Dallas (8-8) - Sviatoslav -
Philadelphia (8-8) - yankeehater, Brinbe, JABEE -
New York Jets (8-8) - darkside31337, Fatalah -
New England (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread -
San Diego (8-8) - Nightz -
Chicago (8-8) - yacobod, cuevas, PhD. -
Philadelphia (8-8) - yankeehater, Brinbe, JABEE -
Tennessee (9-7) - MOB and sf2fanatic -
Cincinnati (9-7) - eznark - DT - Devon Still -
Detroit (10-6) - Doorman, goldlion054, Plinko, beast786, Agent Icebeezy, PhoenixDark -
Atlanta (10-6) - DCX, RBH
Pittsburgh (12-4) - DeaconKnowledge, chuckddd, AngmarsKing701 -
Denver (8-8) - Godslay - DT - Jerrel Worthy -
Houston (10-6) - Vyer -
New Orleans - (PICK REMOVED)
Green Bay (15-1) - eznark, Buckethead, mastershake, TheLegendary, brentech, Greg, wienke -
Baltimore (12-4) - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato -
San Francisco* (13-3) - methodman, FrenchMovieTheme, LevelNth -
New England (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread -
New York Giants* (9-7) - Futurevoid, Wellington, Striker, BigAT, The Frankman
On the clock - Bucanneers. Cutoff - 5PM
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Well it kills Forte's plans to hold out.
I mean, he's a system RB. He needs to be happy he's getting the tag.
And Drew Stanton is butthurt in NY.
Futurevoid
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One ancillary consequence of the Saints punishment is that a Packers/Giants opener seems all but likely anymore.
Zach Brown,LB, UNC. Athletic backer that can cover and rush - a real fit for our system. Either Henderson that resigns could move to MLB (I doubt we keep both), and we're set for ten years on the weakside.
Yeah, that seems to be an absolute lock at this point. Lame.
Buckethead
Banned
The weird thing is that it'll be a home game for the Packers, right?
Spectral Glider
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Wonder if the Saints are still playing in the Hall of Fame game.
Futurevoid
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Nope. It's at Metlife Stadium. Though we seem to do better at Lambeau so that might be the joke. :jncBuckethead said:
Really? I love watching the teams play. Any reason you're down on it?eznark said:
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