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Who would win in a fight? Batman or Ironman?

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Who has slept with more babes? Stark.

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I can't believe i'm 35 years old and having this discussion. It feels like the cafeteria in Elementary School.

Anyone want to trade for this banana? My mom packs the worst lunches.
 
iron man is too sad that thor picked captain america to go on a date with and that wolvie and spidey wouldn't fuck caps day up

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That would just make Batman angry. Which would work against a sober Iron Man.

It wouldn't stop there. He would hack the cowl to flash more pictures of Bruce's dead parents during the fight, obstructing his vision and eventually reducing him to tears.

I can't believe i'm 35 years old and having this discussion. It feels like the cafeteria in Elementary School.

Anyone want to trade for this banana? My mom packs the worst lunches.
I got this pudding I don't want. I hate pudding.
 
Batman wins a fight.

Stark companies would buy Wayne companies any day of the week, though. Batman barely cares about his company and it's just another tool in his crusade against crime. Chances are it's mismanaged, it could go down in lawsuit-related-flames if Batman's secret identity is discovered, and has the batman as a continuous money drain.

Meanwhile, Stark's identity is an asset, his investigation on the iron man armor has immediate and tangible benefits for the company and has the backing of the american government.
 
It wouldn't stop there. He would hack the cowl to flash more pictures of Bruce's dead parents during the fight, obstructing his vision and eventually reducing him to tears.

What happens if Tony Stark throws up in his suit?

Also, Tony Stark doesn't play the long game as well as Batman.
 
Sorry, I've seen Iron-man go "a bloo bloo bloo." Can never look at him the same way.

Advantage: Batman.
 
Iron Man would try and make a wisecrack out of Batman's voice, but I'll assume Batman would use some kind of Fox-developed EMP Rifle to mess up Iron Man's suit whilst he's talking.

Something like this
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Then Batman could remotely control the Batmobile so it knocks Iron Man down.
 
I can't believe i'm 35 years old and having this discussion. It feels like the cafeteria in Elementary School.

Anyone want to trade for this banana? My mom packs the worst lunches.

I'll give you an apple for your banana.
 
Batman singlehandedly went to Apoklips, without any tools and rescued Superman. He takes down alien invasions probably every other week. He just doesn't publicize it because he has psychological issues stemming from fear of abandonment and fear of failure.

He's also sometimes written as a Lex Luthor level genius who secretly designs some of the Waynetech inventions that he surreptitiously borrrows whenever the need arrises. But he also hires the other geniuses of the world to work for him as well. Stark is a one man show. Batman should not only make Stark his bitch, but should make Stark envious. He'll throw a punch, Bruce will flip him, they'll become friends until Stark tries to get with Selina or Babs.
 
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Let's see. Assuming Tony is in control of Exegesis, and he is somewhat familiar with the terrain, Bruce would have a hard time finding counter-measures to the onslaught of Stark Tech.

Also, Tony is logistically smarter than Bruce, while Bruce is a batter lateral thinker whose creativity is never dulled by combat.

Bruce would try to contain, or get the man inside out of the armor. How he does this I don't know.

Tony, knowing Bruce's resourcefulness, would go non-stop trying to keep Bruce off balance, hoping to wear him down for the kill shot.

Either way, Bruce wins, because Tony is one wife beating away from being Hank Pym levels of douche.
 
What happens if Tony Stark throws up in his suit?

Also, Tony Stark doesn't play the long game as well as Batman.

Well, now we've got a drunk and partially blind Iron Man flying around, crashing into things and shooting repulsors and missiles in populated areas. And whose gonna stop him? Batman? No, cause he's too busy crying about his parents to function.

See what a horrible mess this is?

He's only offering vanilla pudding for it. I think I can do better.

@rei-gun, what flavor?
Chocolate
 
Batman in his late 50's or mid 60's, Superman still as young and fresh as ever.

Superman still lose.
But this is completely inconsistent with depictions of Superman's strength and speed. Batman's only winning because the writers want him to which really is why all of these debates can't mean anything.
 
You know all this debate does have me knowing one thing for sure now though. I want a good Iron Man game on par with Rocksteady's Batman games godddamn it.
 
Honestly I could see Batman winning. He would need to get close to plant some sort of 5 sec delayed bomb under Iron Man's armor..But as long as Iron Man keeps his distance and fights from the air, he's got this for sure.
 
Batman in his late 50's or mid 60's, Superman still as young and fresh as ever.

Superman still lose.


That was fucking awesome, what a great comic TDKR was...

However in Superman's defense you gotta mention that Bruce weakened Superman first by doing some "cheap" trick with Kryptonite if i remember correctly or something, else of course he wouldn't stand a chance!
 
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