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Who would win in a fight? Batman or Ironman?
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But Batman has suits superior to Iron Man's.
ConfusingJazz
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HEY! That's my argument!
That would just make Batman angry. Which would work against a sober Iron Man.
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It wouldn't stop there. He would hack the cowl to flash more pictures of Bruce's dead parents during the fight, obstructing his vision and eventually reducing him to tears.
I got this pudding I don't want. I hate pudding.
But the other guy also got beat up by some ugly dude with silly electric whips
Batman wins a fight.
Stark companies would buy Wayne companies any day of the week, though. Batman barely cares about his company and it's just another tool in his crusade against crime. Chances are it's mismanaged, it could go down in lawsuit-related-flames if Batman's secret identity is discovered, and has the batman as a continuous money drain.
Meanwhile, Stark's identity is an asset, his investigation on the iron man armor has immediate and tangible benefits for the company and has the backing of the american government.
Stark companies would buy Wayne companies any day of the week, though. Batman barely cares about his company and it's just another tool in his crusade against crime. Chances are it's mismanaged, it could go down in lawsuit-related-flames if Batman's secret identity is discovered, and has the batman as a continuous money drain.
Meanwhile, Stark's identity is an asset, his investigation on the iron man armor has immediate and tangible benefits for the company and has the backing of the american government.
You know who would love your banana? Batman.
ConfusingJazz
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What happens if Tony Stark throws up in his suit?
Also, Tony Stark doesn't play the long game as well as Batman.
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Sorry, I've seen Iron-man go "a bloo bloo bloo." Can never look at him the same way.
Advantage: Batman.
Advantage: Batman.
King of the Potato People
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Iron Man would try and make a wisecrack out of Batman's voice, but I'll assume Batman would use some kind of Fox-developed EMP Rifle to mess up Iron Man's suit whilst he's talking.
Something like this
Then Batman could remotely control the Batmobile so it knocks Iron Man down.
Something like this
Then Batman could remotely control the Batmobile so it knocks Iron Man down.
By that count Dick Grayson is the greatest superhero of all time. Anyways Bale Batman wins this, dat sonar.
ElRenoRaven
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I think it would be a close fight but I think Tony could pull it out by a hair.
Memento Mori
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He's only offering vanilla pudding for it. I think I can do better.
@rei-gun, what flavor?
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I'll give you an apple for your banana.
Messypandas
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c'mon son
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Why is this guy not a Junior yet.
ThatCrazyGuy
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Batman of course.
He would build a armored bat suit to rival Starks. Plus he's the fucking Batman.
Lets get real son!
He would build a armored bat suit to rival Starks. Plus he's the fucking Batman.
Lets get real son!
Batman singlehandedly went to Apoklips, without any tools and rescued Superman. He takes down alien invasions probably every other week. He just doesn't publicize it because he has psychological issues stemming from fear of abandonment and fear of failure.
He's also sometimes written as a Lex Luthor level genius who secretly designs some of the Waynetech inventions that he surreptitiously borrrows whenever the need arrises. But he also hires the other geniuses of the world to work for him as well. Stark is a one man show. Batman should not only make Stark his bitch, but should make Stark envious. He'll throw a punch, Bruce will flip him, they'll become friends until Stark tries to get with Selina or Babs.
He's also sometimes written as a Lex Luthor level genius who secretly designs some of the Waynetech inventions that he surreptitiously borrrows whenever the need arrises. But he also hires the other geniuses of the world to work for him as well. Stark is a one man show. Batman should not only make Stark his bitch, but should make Stark envious. He'll throw a punch, Bruce will flip him, they'll become friends until Stark tries to get with Selina or Babs.
Batman in his late 50's or mid 60's, Superman still as young and fresh as ever.
Superman still lose.
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Neither. They are bros. Bros don't fight
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Let's see. Assuming Tony is in control of Exegesis, and he is somewhat familiar with the terrain, Bruce would have a hard time finding counter-measures to the onslaught of Stark Tech.
Also, Tony is logistically smarter than Bruce, while Bruce is a batter lateral thinker whose creativity is never dulled by combat.
Bruce would try to contain, or get the man inside out of the armor. How he does this I don't know.
Tony, knowing Bruce's resourcefulness, would go non-stop trying to keep Bruce off balance, hoping to wear him down for the kill shot.
Either way, Bruce wins, because Tony is one wife beating away from being Hank Pym levels of douche.
Let's see. Assuming Tony is in control of Exegesis, and he is somewhat familiar with the terrain, Bruce would have a hard time finding counter-measures to the onslaught of Stark Tech.
Also, Tony is logistically smarter than Bruce, while Bruce is a batter lateral thinker whose creativity is never dulled by combat.
Bruce would try to contain, or get the man inside out of the armor. How he does this I don't know.
Tony, knowing Bruce's resourcefulness, would go non-stop trying to keep Bruce off balance, hoping to wear him down for the kill shot.
Either way, Bruce wins, because Tony is one wife beating away from being Hank Pym levels of douche.
Well, now we've got a drunk and partially blind Iron Man flying around, crashing into things and shooting repulsors and missiles in populated areas. And whose gonna stop him? Batman? No, cause he's too busy crying about his parents to function.
See what a horrible mess this is?
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Genius scientist > Good detective
If Iron Man can hold is own against a demigod for a while, Batman doesn't stand a chance in hell.
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But this is completely inconsistent with depictions of Superman's strength and speed. Batman's only winning because the writers want him to which really is why all of these debates can't mean anything.
Deadly Cyclone
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Ironman shoots lasers and can actually fly...so...
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you mean that awful looking bodysuit?
Who's Armor looks far cooler? Ironman's or the Batman's?
Get serious!
Tony Stark was being generous and trying to put over Whiplash as a credible villain.
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Yeah but not really. Only one man died there, and it was neither Batman or Superman.
shira
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Batman
ElRenoRaven
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You know all this debate does have me knowing one thing for sure now though. I want a good Iron Man game on par with Rocksteady's Batman games godddamn it.
Batman looks like some dark demon from the underworld! Ironman looks like a tin can!
BankaiZaraki
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Honestly I could see Batman winning. He would need to get close to plant some sort of 5 sec delayed bomb under Iron Man's armor..But as long as Iron Man keeps his distance and fights from the air, he's got this for sure.
You try sleeping in a bed with a young boy...wait
Winnie the Pimp
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That was fucking awesome, what a great comic TDKR was...
However in Superman's defense you gotta mention that Bruce weakened Superman first by doing some "cheap" trick with Kryptonite if i remember correctly or something, else of course he wouldn't stand a chance!
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