GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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I've been keeping a collection of all of GAF's real pictures to use for masturbation and collection purposes.
I've been cataloguing people's pictures since about 2004 when I started to actively read OT. It's becoming more and more of an obsession rather than anything else.

attached is a picture of my collection I have at work, my collection at home is larger and more indepth. Think Fistfull, but of gaf users.
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I must admit I laughed for like 3 minutes after this.
 
ronito said:
Awesome, new page. Cause this confession deserves top page.

I must admit I laughed for like 3 minutes after this.
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As for my confession, I've had dreams about.... a certain mustached celebrity, and well.... I don't want to get into it too much, but it gave me weird feelings.
 
When I was a kid, I used to play with my sister. When we did, I normally grinded her ass. It felt so good, I usually just run to the bathroom before I wet my pants. I remember that at one time I thought I got AIDS from that and stopped doing it. I kept saying that I'll die the next coming day.
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You're already dead.
 
ronito said:
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I must admit I laughed for like 3 minutes after this.
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hoooooooooly crap.

That's beyond fistful levels of creepy. I'm actually kind of curious how extensive that collection is.
 
I had a real pic for January, but I doubt I made the work folder. That's probably a good thing, but I can't help but feel a little saddened...
 
I posted my real pic here a bunch of times before the Real Pic January thread and never participated in it when it happened. I'm probably not in the guy's fap folder because I was into it before it sold out and went all mainstream.
 
I subconsciously sit down when I shower, and don't even remember when I started doing it. I'll get wet, lather up, and basically just sit with soap in my hair and space out. I didn't even think about it until a few months ago when I realized how weird it was, and that I don't shower any other way now.
 
MiDNiGHTS said:
The guy says he started in 2004.
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Eh. I've been fapped to before. Got peeped at while doing a No. 2 in a public bathroom. Caught the guy and shouted myself hoarse cursing and threatening him even though it was all I could do to finish wiping and put on my pants.

Doesn't faze you as much as you think it might after the initial shock and feeling of violation wears off. Also, I went to several onsen during my trip to Japan a few years ago. Any issues I had about being exposed to potentially leering and rapacious eyes wore off for me long ago.

So, to the guy with my real pic saved and catalogued in his collection I say the following:

Come at me, bro!
 
RatskyWatsky said:
If you had issues with being exposed, why did you go to an onsen in the first place?
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Everyone raised in a non-spa western culture has those issues with their own nudity and exposure of their junk to others to start with.

That's why that scene in Crazy Stupid Love wherein Ryan Gosling is letting it all hang loose while giving Steve Carrell a lecture on personal confidence was so funny. Everyone in the anglophone intended audience understood that Carrell was in an awkward situation and simply could not deal with it in order to hear what Gosling had to say. When Gosling delivers that scene's punch line "Oh I'm sorry... Is this bothering you?" while gesturing at his meat and potatoes, it underlined the point - both Carrell and the audience have a problem with nudity and, more specifically, to exposure.

It makes us feel vulnerable, both when we are naked and when we see other's nudity. If you don't feel this way, maybe you're Finnish, Japanese, Swedish or German or something and nudity is only sexual for you in context.

But to directly answer your question, I'll respond with a proverb. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
 
When I was in my mid 20's, I went to a bar and got really smashed. I couldn't drive home on my home, so I started talking to these girls. A really big girl said that she would drive me home in my car if she could crash there for the night. As we drove home she started to come on to me and we decided to go to a park to fool around. We go into the park and start doing it completely naked. As I am doing her from behind, I suddenly sober up and realize how big she is! Just as I finish up on her back, I grab my clothes and all of her clothes and run back to my car and jump in and drive away naked. I realize as I pull out of the parking lot that I have her clothes and I just left her naked, in the park, covered in "stuff". When I get about a block or two away, I pull over, throw on my clothes and throw her clothes in the bush. I'm not sure how she got home.
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I love cats, but I don't think I'm very well equipped to handle kittens. Over the years, I've probably killed at least four. I had a lot of anger issues, and they would annoy me a lot. At first, it wasn't so bad. I told myself I'd play nice with them. Because, I like cats. Eventually they started being stubborn, and I started being reactionary. They started getting scared, because I'd chase them and grab them. I'd throw them, slam them down, I'd put them in socks and see if they could get out. I loved the scared look in their faces. I loved the fact I had control over them. I was sick, I had a lot of issues. I lied to my ex-wife about how the kittens died. Eventually, when we lived on our own, I'd find some kittens here and there. There were about three that had to "let go" while my ex was at work. I had a knack for trying to drown them. They'd start coughing on the water. I guess it would get caught in their lungs or something. It took them so long to die, and I reveled in the fact I could see the life taken from them. I was scared, of course. I wanted to convince myself, I was just having fun.

The funny part is that while I was abusing these cats, I wasn't abusing my ex-wife. I know this is sick. I don't care if you think I'm making it up. I've had this on my conscious for a really long time. I've been trying to be a better person. I've been trying to get well. Part of that is admitting your faults, getting out your demons, and owning up to your mistakes.
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Ah fuck this. I'm going to buy 10 kittens tomorrow and give them the best life possible.
 
This is long, but definitely worth it and definitely true. May have messed me up sexually forever, I don't know.

I was a 16 year old male, had only made out with a girl once before when I was 12, and I was a late bloomer. So me, four other guys, and and two other girls go to this abandoned Mental Asylum in Dunwoody, Ga. I'm leading the pack with this girl Jen behind me, arms wrapped around my waist and very scared. We leave the asylum and I'm driving to a liquor store because one of the homies has a fake ID. It's just me and this girl Jen in my car, she's in the front seat next to me, and exclaims that she has a hole in her jeans right by her crotch. I just say something like oh yeah how big, can I feel it? She lets me put my fingers through the hole and I feel her pussy through her panties, first i've ever felt. She's clearly cool with this and I tell her i've never felt one before and nor have I had my dick touched before. We make this kind of agreement that she'll give me a HJ tonight.

So, we drive back to the other girl's house, Olivia (hotter at the time), but Jen tells me I have to drop two of the other bros off at a house because we're trying to ditch them. I go along with it and pretend that i'm going home too and take these kids home. On my way back i'm horny as f***. I've just felt a pussy for the first time (sorta), so i'm stoked and assume the best might happen so I stop at a gas station and buy a pack of condoms, like a 3 pack.

I get to Olivia's house and everyone is already drunk and high, so I kinda get a late start on that. And we're sitting down in front of the TV blasting music and taking turns making out with the different girls and sucking on their titties and what not, all straight action mind you haha. So now i'm feeling my first tits and i'm sucking on two pairs. Also, the ratio is at 3 guys to 2 girls.

Somehow the party gets taken upstairs into a bedroom and the makeout-tit-fest continues on a large bed. Things start heating up and I end up heading south on Olivia, pull of her pants and pussy.
Finally touch a real pussy, briefly, then dive in tongue first. No f****** clue what i'm doing. So i'm just tasting and licking and discovering oblivious to anything going on in my surroundings, and she's clearly cool with the situation. And at this point, well, horny doesn't describe where I'm at. So, I'm going to town on this girl, whom is a virgin too, and this guy Abe starts making out with her. She's loving the pussy licking and loving the makeout.

The thing is Abe's basically getting all the credit for her physical pleasure. It's like i'm the chef and he's the hostess. She starts taking off his pants, and pushes my face away with her foot, basically kicking away. Okay, i'm not gunna rape anyone, i oblige.

So now there's two couples on the bed side by side, men laying on their backs the girls on top. And, me still in the room for some unknown reason, not hidden but not really interacting either. So everyone's a virgin and shit's def about to go down. But wouldn't you f****** know it, there's no condoms! . . . well i should've kept it that way but i'm like yeah sure. . . i'm not getting pussy i guess i'll help you guys out. I don't know why but i just sit there and watch these two couples lose their virginity at the same time.

And don't forget i'm still horny as f***, and now super f****** depressed. I'm the f****** 5th wheel. I'm breathing heavy, really sad, tearing up and silently sobbing a little bit watching this shit go down right in front of me.

Maybe I'm a freak too but i go up to Jen and the boy she's riding and i'm like well you promised a HJ could i get one now or a BJ would be better. While she's riding his dick i ask this. . . so f****** awkward and desperate. I don't remember what she said but it didn't happen.

So i'm sitting there in the corner on the ground watching 4 people have so much fun, I don't know why nobody asked me to leave haha, and i'm sobbing and i f****** come in my pants. Not because i was jacking it but just because. . . i don't know. So there's me crying and coming, and afterwards i excuse myself to the bathroom to clean out my boxers.

I come back and they're all done, and i'm ready to get the f*** out of there, don't give a shit if i'm drunk driving, i just gotta f****** go. Go into the bedroom to grab my shoes or something, and Jen is just standing there naked and grabs me and starts making out with me. I'm really turned off by her right now at this point, but still f****** ask for an HJ, and i still get turned down because she's too exhausted.

Leave the house in a rush, call up my homie, crash his place, tell him and my other friend how ate Olivia's pussy that night, f****** God to them. . . didn't tell this story to anybody until like 2 weeks ago, I got excited when i saw this thread. f***


TL;DR--Ate a girl out while another guy made out with her, he got the credit, ended up f****** her next to another couple on the same bed. All losing their virginity, i supplied the condoms. Awkwardly stayed in the room and watched them f****** while sitting in the corner, sobbing and came my pants. why am i telling you this?
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You pulled off her pussy?!
 
When I was in my mid 20's, I went to a bar and got really smashed. I couldn't drive home on my home, so I started talking to these girls. A really big girl said that she would drive me home in my car if she could crash there for the night. As we drove home she started to come on to me and we decided to go to a park to fool around. We go into the park and start doing it completely naked. As I am doing her from behind, I suddenly sober up and realize how big she is! Just as I finish up on her back, I grab my clothes and all of her clothes and run back to my car and jump in and drive away naked. I realize as I pull out of the parking lot that I have her clothes and I just left her naked, in the park, covered in "stuff". When I get about a block or two away, I pull over, throw on my clothes and throw her clothes in the bush. I'm not sure how she got home.
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So, she drove, got some distance away to a park, but he can just run back to his car really quick?
 
So:

I dropped out of medical school about 6 years ago because I was suicidally depressed. There was a cliff near the library where I would study and I would fantasize about jumping off. As a result of the 1.75 years I was in medical school I accumulated a debt of nearly $100,000. After this I went to graduate school which I loved, and which was entirely paid for. After graduate school, spiraling back into depression and extremely cognizant of the money I owed I decided to go to law school because it was only 3 years and it would put me in a better position to be able to pay back my loans. I was extremely depressed almost the entire time I was in law school. I completely lost the ability to simply have fun. I was always stressed out and was completely unable to relax. Luckily last semester the depression ended. However, I still don't have the range of emotions I once had. Overall, I have to say that my depression in law school was worse than in medical school. The only difference between the two was that I was older in law school and I knew how to handle it better. It was also easier for me to get treatment. Now, however, I've graduated, but I still don't have a job and those "golden parachute" jobs I was tempted with seem to be a mirage. Dropping out of medical school was a bad decision, but, honestly, going to law school was a worse one. What I should have done was simply gotten a PhD. My priories then were fucked up though. I wanted money before. Now I just want to be happy.
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Well, whenever you're feeling sad you can always think about how much people love lawyers and that'll cheer you right up!!
 
I don't know if I actually feel shame for what I'm about to confess, but moreso know that people tend to express hate towards attractions like mine. What I mean is that I use to masturbate to the thought of having sex with Krystal or also some of the hotter Digimon (seriously, Mervamon was created with kids in mind? Yeah, sure ... ). The idea of having sex with non-normal female beings is really turning me on. Be it the cute snout, the fluffy tail, or the smooth, short hair. And yes, it´s reason why I liked ME1 and ME2 to an extent.

While I confessed the above, I often wonder why people are so hateful towards , well, people like me. Let´s assume that one day we make contact with intelligent alien life forms. Let´s assume, some humans and some aliens fall in love with each other. Do you guys really think it´d help interstellar relations if ignorant jerks like you start condemning those who are more tolerant than you? I understand that some people find half human-half animal beings unappealing, but why the hate? There´s lots of sexual fetishes I don´t like, but I don´t hate the people who like that fetish. And last but not least, I think "furries" are the least hurtful people out there - if only because their fetish will always be a fantasy and cannot lived out in reality, for better or worse. So, whatever. I´ll continue fapping to cute vixen-girls and I´ll enjoy it. It's quite ironic that on Neogaf of all places in the internet there's so much hate for that. Tolerance feels good.
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Well thank god we have people like you there just in case aliens ever show up you can sex them all up for us.

Also, really? You're surprised that Neogaf hates something? It's a freaking gaming forum that hates games. Really? You're shocked?
 
This one's for gay-GAF. I swapped nude pics with another gay gaffer. Not really a confession, I just don't want a bunch of creepy pm's asking for my nude pic.
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Here's another confession, we know.

Oh and nice butt by the way.
 
viciouskillersquirrel said:
Everyone raised in a non-spa western culture has those issues with their own nudity and exposure of their junk to others to start with.

[...]

But to directly answer your question, I'll respond with a proverb. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
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I see. That's cool. How was it? Were you leered at with rapacious eyes?
 
I don't care that people have my pics (referring to the RealPicGaf), I'm an ugly, not important dude so whatever. If I was a girl I'd be creeped out.
 
Angry Fork said:
I hope someone explains the Selena Gomez/young Disney girls/young anime girls infatuation and admits the "she's 18" is just a guise to excuse your love for 12 year old faces.
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What if the person saying it is 20? That's only a 2 year age difference.

This is kinda balls. I have a young face (I'm 19, but frequently mistaken for ~14), so I don't think its fair to call people like this "pedos" or whatever. Is my boyfriend a pedo too? At what point does he become not a pedo?


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I must admit I laughed for like 3 minutes after this.
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Erm, he knows that's not actually Kinyou's face right?

Collection itself is kinda neat I guess...
 
I have a confession to make.

It's a doozie. Are you guys ready?







I think Anti-Monitor is pretty and I'd never masturbate to her because I think I'd die of guilt and shame. I know. It's horrible And it would be creepy.

I would do a real confession, but repression and I are on good terms right now. But an interesting thread to read.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I have a confession to make.

It's a doozie. Are you guys ready?







I think Anti-Monitor is pretty and I'd never masturbate to her because I think I'd die of guilt and shame. I know. It's horrible And it would be creepy.

I would do a real confession, but repression and I are on good terms right now. But an interesting thread to read.
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