GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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She drives me home after work sometimes. Sometimes I wish before I get out the car I can kiss her lips and start touching her thighs. Everything else is obvious.
 
Applying for benefits is not unlike applying for a job. The major difference is that instead of trying to present an idealized version of yourself, you present yourself at your absolute lowest. Regardless it's all about presenting a slight fabrication to get your foot in the door. Apparently I'm considerably better at the latter than I ever was at the former
Well it's going well so far. Didn't shave or shower for a week and wore the same clothes (changed my underwear once). I am what many would call "mentally disabled" in a lot ways. Coupled with social awkwardness and other assorted issues. And I am technically homeless, and don't have a single dollar to my name.
But I can't help but feel slightly ashamed of myself. Going from job interviews to benefits interviews. Most people (especially people where I came from) would likely consider me a despicable human being for doing this, and a part of me can kind of see why.

I appeared so pathetic and disheveled that there was a pink slip of paper with the words "SPECIAL ATTENTION" stapled to my case file.

I suppose all of this is inevitable. Never really fit in where I came from. Had a lot of issues that my parents pretended weren't there, or just scolded me for. I made it clear to them a number of times that I needed help but they wouldn't have any of it. But I guess it's also my own fault for not caring enough, or really not wanting to live in their world. So now I live in this one, and it's about the same, except poorer.

Helped an old lady get her free government cellphone working. So I guess that balances karma somewhat if you believe in that. I don't.
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Man, this just made me totally depressed.
 
There is one fairly popular member on GAF that keeps on lying in his/her posts constantly. I am not sure if people are picking up on it and just don't want to confront him/her but it's getting ridiculous. Most of the times when a weird topic gets posted, this peson will come in a post that they did something similar to make them look like a cool guy. At the beginning it was funny and all but after some time a person just gets to wonder how much BS this person is talking. This is nothing quite as interesting as the other confessions but I just had to let it out.
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This reminds me of one time when I was hanging out with Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer (before he got all fat) and we were totally surfing on this wave of lava and I was like "Guys aren't you glad I brought you here?" And they were like "Man Ronito, you're the coolest guy I know!"
 
Last confession was lame. Why even use the anonymous confession thread if you aren't going to name somebody? You could have posted that in any thread and it wouldn't have mattered because nobody knows who the heck you are talking about.
 
Dr Eggman said:
Do you guys think she's attractive?
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Yes.

Dr Eggman said:
She drives me home after work sometimes. Sometimes I wish before I get out the car I can kiss her lips and start touching her thighs. Everything else is obvious.
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If I were her, I'd stop giving you a ride and get a restraining order.

There is one fairly popular member on GAF that keeps on lying in his/her posts constantly. I am not sure if people are picking up on it and just don't want to confront him/her but it's getting ridiculous. Most of the times when a weird topic gets posted, this peson will come in a post that they did something similar to make them look like a cool guy. At the beginning it was funny and all but after some time a person just gets to wonder how much BS this person is talking. This is nothing quite as interesting as the other confessions but I just had to let it out.
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What a lame confession.
 
There is one fairly popular member on GAF that keeps on lying in his/her posts constantly. I am not sure if people are picking up on it and just don't want to confront him/her but it's getting ridiculous. Most of the times when a weird topic gets posted, this peson will come in a post that they did something similar to make them look like a cool guy. At the beginning it was funny and all but after some time a person just gets to wonder how much BS this person is talking. This is nothing quite as interesting as the other confessions but I just had to let it out.
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Meh, I did fly that plane with the president in it while we were snorting coke due to not being alseep for 35 weeks since we were banging models all day and talking to aliens over Skype.
 
She leaned on my shoulder today guys, for a split second. I wanna lick her.
 
I guess I have a few...

~I have trouble caring about things. Some things intrigue me and keep me from getting bored, but I always get bored with them eventually, including people. It's cost me tons of relationships, of course, and I have to feign emotions and caring and pretend to enjoy stupid things everyday so my family won't think I'm totally insane. The things I really do care about are things that no one around me seems to care about. I just feel emotionless 80% of the time.

~I just want to abandon my current life completely and start my life over somewhere else. New name and persona and the whole shebang. Sometimes when I'm just driving somewhere, I get the urge to just keep driving until I end up somewhere completely new. I did it once. Got twenty minutes in and forced myself to turn around.

~I've tried to kill myself before. Obviously it didn't work. I haven't told that to many people.

~I frequently imagine killing everyone around me in the most violent ways possible. I could be talking to someone and just imagine violently murdering them. It's slightly therapeutic, but I scare myself.

~On that note, I also imagine how sex would be with every person I meet.

Yup.

luv u ronito
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So when you're imaging the sex is it before or after you kill them?

ps: luv u too!
 
Reading the post regarding craigslist boning reminded me of my CL confession. I once had sex from an older overweight lady. It was about 3 years ago and I was bored/horny and threw up an add saying I was looking to hook up. No strings attached and was looking for a heavier woman because I figured that would be the easiest way to get a response. Anyway after a few hours I checked my email with the response from this lady saying she was looking to hookup. We exchanged pics and good god was she large. She had atleast 50 lbs on me. I wasn't planning on following through with it until I got boreder. So we arranged to meet up at her place that night. She picked me up and made me sneak in through the backway of her apartment so I wouldn't wake up her roommate. We went at it, for about half an hour and then I realized that I wasn't attracted to woman of her size and started to go flat. It was like captain ahab spooning the great white sperm whale. She was very nice though and sucked me off for about 15 minutos til I accidentally came in her hair which was quite curly. I then left and realized I had 2 mostly used condoms in my pocket and drunkenly threw them in her front lawn as I left.
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I don't use craigslist but I figure it's the sorta place where you gotta be careful what you ask for cause you'll totally get it.
 
~I frequently imagine killing everyone around me in the most violent ways possible. I could be talking to someone and just imagine violently murdering them. It's slightly therapeutic, but I scare myself.
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There is one fairly popular member on GAF that keeps on lying in his/her posts constantly. I am not sure if people are picking up on it and just don't want to confront him/her but it's getting ridiculous. Most of the times when a weird topic gets posted, this peson will come in a post that they did something similar to make them look like a cool guy. At the beginning it was funny and all but after some time a person just gets to wonder how much BS this person is talking. This is nothing quite as interesting as the other confessions but I just had to let it out.
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For a moment I thought this might be about me, but at least I can prove some of my stories by just taking a picture of my body.

Charron said:
It's actually a somewhat common thing.
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I just take the scissors, and I just have to...
 
I saw this booth babe at the Ubisoft E3 booth while I was there. She smiled at me and I smiled back. I have been trying to get in contact with her through craigslist and other means for a few days now. All I know is her name is Jane and I am crazy about her. She has a toned body and dark hair. Someone help me... :(
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I recently signed up for a GAF account (not got it yet, only been waiting a month) after lurking for a long-ish time, but I kind of feel that GAF is full of the sort of people I'd really not want to associate with irl. There seems to be tons of drug users who no one calls out at all and everyone is constantly swearing and being really cynical about everything lol. I'm not trying to troll here, I really like reading a lot of GAF threads and stuff, it's just a lot of the members (by no means all) seem to be kind of scummy types imo. (Also, I'm 23 before people dismiss me as some random kid!)

On a related note, something I'd be too embarrassed to ask about directly on Gaf, does anyone know of a good, basic, profanity filter for the internet (/just for GAF)? I can stand reading swears, but it would make my browsing experience much more pleasant. I don't want anything that tries to be clever or block anything other than basic profanities on their own (ie not blocking things like Scunthorpe or Shitake mushrooms etc. I'd rather no false positives even if that means plenty of false negativies, I'm an adult, I'm not doing this for a child or something, so I can handle it if it doesn't always filter everything). I'm using Chrome and there's a few extensions on the Chrome Web Store, but they all say they can "access your data on all websites" which I'm sure isn't a problem (and just due to the way they work), but I'm a bit nervous about installing them. I'd rather something where I can see the source and make it into an extension myself, so I know what its doing :)
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If I wasn't so high on shrooms/exadil/profanity I'd totally shit in your mouth.
 
Posting blind so that I won't spoil myself.

Damn Dish for changing AMC from 130 to 96XX (It's over 9000!!!)

I just sit down to watch Mad Men and I notice it isn't recording. Now I have to wait until the repeat!

edit: How the hell did I end up in here? My night is only getting worse. I've fallen into the seedy underbelly of GAF.
 
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Wow, that had to be a troll right? Sounds like someone who's never left his Ivory Tower.
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I don't know, I used to feel that way. I still don't enjoy open drug use - but I'm pretty much "live and let live" about that at this point - and I also don't care much for the old blue language.

I think what's most important are who people are behind whatever elements they show on here or elsewhere, though, so that's where I'd hope that person would be able to look past such things and give everybody a chance.
 
For me I've never done any drugs but I really can't get riled up about someone else's drug use. I don't get people that do.

Also:
Dear Valued DISH customer,

Thank you for your e-mail. We value your business and the opportunity to discuss this situation with you.

It’s in our DNA to provide the best programming to our customers at the best value possible. That’s our first priority and it guides how we run the business. As we keep customers first, we’re constantly making evaluations on the value various channels bring to the DISH family.

AMC Networks requires us to provide and pay for channels beyond AMC, including WE tv and IFC which, as a whole, do not deliver value to our customer base for the price demanded. Providing value to our customers is at the core of our business. We are the only Pay TV provider to not have raised your programming prices this year and as a result, we cannot ask our customers to pay more for this extraneous programming.

We regret that AMC Networks has chosen to involve viewers at this time. Our contract does not allow us to go into further details, however, we remain hopeful that we can find a resolution that brings AMC’s networks at a value they’ve come to expect.

Please keep in mind that you are still able to watch programming on AMC (ch 9609 - SD/9610 - HD), IFC (ch. 9607), and WE tv (ch.9608), and you will still be able to view the season finale of Mad Men on Sunday, June 10th, and the finale of The Killing Part 1 on Sunday, June 10th and Part 2 on Sunday, June 17th.

Thank you for your patience and understanding in this matter.

Sincerely,
DISH
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I love that someone used the confessional to subscribe to Dish network.
At least have some class, go DirectTv.
 
So, it's really late but i feel like i need to do this.

The thing is. My father isn't exactly revered at home. In fact, one utterance of his nomenclature will set off quite a lot of insulting remarks. My family still has a lot of unresolved problems with him.

I am growing more and more unnerved with this behavior. And the reason is that, for all that they can say about how you couldn't trust him, how he left my mother alone at home while he had his fun with other women, i was the one who suffered the most from his behavior. I was the one who didn't have a father. I had no one to tell me how to shave, how to drive, how to be an honest individual, with respect for others and myself, to value work and selfishness. He never had a real conversation with me. We never spoke of sex. He never knew any of my friends. He didn't come to school when my teachers asked for his presence. We never watched a movie together. The only artist that i discovered through him was Gary Moore. This became obvious to me when Gary Moore passed away.

But still, i understand the man and am sympathetic for him, i recognize his failures and understand that a person can't be defined by his worst qualities, but rather how much he'd fight to guarantee his best. He's a community man and spends his life helping others. I know that he is deeply hurt and filled with guilt. He knows he failed his kids and destined them to an awful, lonely life. And i still don't want him in my life, but i've made my peace with the man. And i'm 21. That folks twice, or nearly thrice my age can't understand this, and still hold their opinion higher than mine... it fucking hurts me.

To be truthful, and this is probably something that everyone going through what i'm going through can be empathetic with, i'm sure that i needed him more than i know, or want, to admit. If you remember that Prince of Bel Air episode... when he says "why don't he want me"... that hits way too hard. The man fucked my up life, and i'm still filled to the brim with problems, but man, knowing how much he suffers... how can someone not understand him? How can i ever hope to be a good person if i can't even be empathetic with the person i've lacked the most?

But if i utter one word of this at home...
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Man, I was thinking about this this morning. I'm glad that my kids don't have to go through this. I've been blessed with a steady/drama-free dad so it's sorta like talking to someone who's never truly been hungry about starvation, I can get it must be hard but I'd be lying if I said I truly understood.
 
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